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You're experiencing anhedonia so severe you've attained a level of spiritual rigor mortis

ШИЗОСХРОН (Russian)

Добро пожаловать в канал ШИЗОСХРОН! Наш канал @schizo_vault призван помочь тем, кто столкнулся с ангедонией такой степени, что достиг уровня духовного ригор мортис. Мы понимаем, как сложно бороться с такими состояниями и поэтому создали это пространство для тех, кто ищет поддержку и понимание. ШИЗОСХРОН - это не просто канал, это сообщество людей, которые готовы поддержать вас и помочь вам найти путь к выздоровлению. Здесь вы найдете информацию, советы, истории успеха и многое другое, что поможет вам преодолеть трудности. Присоединяйтесь к нам сегодня и начните свой путь к излечению и благополучию!

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13 Jan, 16:28


Papua New Guinea parliament:
Diversity in politics
Diversity in language
Diversity in food (food being long pig)

ШИЗОСХРОН

13 Jan, 13:46


How exactly do Darwin harm «climate goals»?

ШИЗОСХРОН

13 Jan, 12:00


Franklonian race science

ШИЗОСХРОН

12 Jan, 15:13


Whitepill time
(evilmatch & schizomatch made in Heaven)

ШИЗОСХРОН

12 Jan, 12:12


No context for old texts

ШИЗОСХРОН

12 Jan, 09:52


Tomorrow's job today: robot butcher

ШИЗОСХРОН

12 Jan, 09:34


CBT geographics

ШИЗОСХРОН

11 Jan, 19:19


Every security measure must be adequate to its' vulnerability model

ШИЗОСХРОН

10 Jan, 16:28


Damage control cali-style:
Using 1 of 2 «Super Scooper» Canadian flying boat to rain salt water
(second plane was damaged by drone)

ШИЗОСХРОН

10 Jan, 16:23


baguette/11

ШИЗОСХРОН

10 Jan, 16:14


*if you clean your mice, keyboards and controllers you can gather enough to feed next «bacterial» controller

ШИЗОСХРОН

10 Jan, 12:22


Вы предпочитаете называть это «неотения» 🗿 или «педоморфоз» 🐳?

ШИЗОСХРОН

09 Jan, 20:44


Хеллоу Ницше

ШИЗОСХРОН

09 Jan, 16:53


Due to timeline compression history is being played out simultaneously as a tragedy and as a farce

ШИЗОСХРОН

09 Jan, 16:43


Урбанисты, вы там совсем тю-тю?

ШИЗОСХРОН

09 Jan, 13:44


Да, я поддерживаю ИАР (Ирландскую Антарктическую Республику)

ШИЗОСХРОН

31 Dec, 08:45


Checking in on domestic TT

ШИЗОСХРОН

31 Dec, 08:43


— Birds not real
— Chemtrail geoengineering
and now
— Foggotry →

ШИЗОСХРОН

31 Dec, 08:11


Department of Government Efficiency is wen you hire snake oil salesman and Eloooong who has shadowplayer bumping his Diablo stats

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 21:11


Remembering good ol' (gol'd) Mr. Simons: imagine something besides never-ending "crypto" ponzi but decades of 40% overperformance
Sampo the magic mill made of classified math, insider intel and highest IQs

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 20:07


Thinking about how the «aliens» have that particular look 👽

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 15:57


You get cleared for SCIF
You get in
See this
Now you can't ever speak about Necker Cube

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 15:43


Can we have special punctuation for retrocausal tense?

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 09:02


Dead Internet Praxis by Meta (признана нооэкстремисткой организацией)

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Dec, 08:42


Do you have tickets to new JBP book tour?
One man made JRE studio diorama out of pure spite

ШИЗОСХРОН

29 Dec, 17:39


Genetic correlation matrix shower curtain

ШИЗОСХРОН

29 Dec, 17:35


Shipbreakers
(LNG tankers of ancient high tech civ)

ШИЗОСХРОН

30 Nov, 19:03


Our Jinnbrains
💪💪💪

ШИЗОСХРОН

28 Nov, 23:11


I only smoke NIST Cigarette Ignition Strength Standard ($419 per 400 cigs) and eat NIST Meat Homogenate (4x85g cans @ $1138) with NIST Typical Diet (2x5g @ $840) — delicious freeze dried homogenate of mixed products →

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Nov, 19:55


Do you have your qualia non-dual, binary or continuous?

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Nov, 17:02


I will cook proteins sous-vide in plastic bag
I will cook pork shoulder in plastic liner
I will ... nevermind
All macro-, micro-, nano- plastics are mine, so is Bisphenol-A

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Nov, 16:07


Kamen Rider X - Underworld's Dictator, Starfish Hitler!! (S1 E26)
1974 / Toei - Japanese TV / Issaku Uchida

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Nov, 14:44


It's either Daddy's DB Cooper chute, or someone in for a cool auction item sale (or both)

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Nov, 20:58


https://x.com/ActualNames1

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Nov, 16:50


>refuse to elaborate
>leaves

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Nov, 10:31


Sexist python (via Copilot/per lang)

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Nov, 07:29


Дичайше извиняюсь за УГОЛЬ, но это почти двач-канон

ШИЗОСХРОН

24 Nov, 10:25


Hades (now known as Kem)

ШИЗОСХРОН

24 Nov, 10:12


Literal schizoposting:
«According to dynamical systems, psychiatric disorders can be seen as energy landscapes with peaks and valleys. OCD has deep valleys where neural activity gets stuck, while schizophrenia has shallow valleys that let neural activity roam too freely, connecting unrelated ideas.»

Scheffer (2024): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38568615/
Rolls (2008): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18671737/
Loh (2007): https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2065887/

ШИЗОСХРОН

24 Nov, 10:07


🫡

ШИЗОСХРОН

22 Nov, 12:19


Gen Alpha in memetic jail ("alpha", "memes" be verboten)

ШИЗОСХРОН

22 Nov, 10:41


шизоэдит тайм

ШИЗОСХРОН

22 Nov, 10:38


via sub 🤝

ШИЗОСХРОН

21 Nov, 13:01


Hauntology or something, didn't read Derrida →

ШИЗОСХРОН

21 Nov, 12:52


"Minimalism" enjoyer vs Biology connoisseur

ШИЗОСХРОН

20 Nov, 14:34


Мир победившего кейфейба — предлагаемый министр образования САСШ Линда Макмэн
(б. жена Винса Макмэна)

ШИЗОСХРОН

20 Nov, 10:21


Why are journos so out-of-the-loop?

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Nov, 15:00


Ptolemaic Egyptian power vessel (containing traces of harmaline, nuciferine, bodily fluids, alcohol)
Буквально Бесовской сосуд с зельем для взбешивания
→ https://x.com/Paracelsus1092/status/1858413426013274437

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 14:13


Tech debt of something, I ain't no electrocoder

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 08:17


«Anti-disinformation unit» but trad and beheadingpilled

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 08:10


...a Wizard did it
...чёрт попутал
...that's the consequence of patriarchy and internalized misogyny
...завелась барабашка
(human universal ffs)

edit: me: ...Soros did it

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 07:53


Consider following https://x.com/kunley_drukpa for he has uncovered realekonomik
(also for djinnbrained news de jour)

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 07:48


New slopii have arrived

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Nov, 06:31


*bad diag, shit's not labeled

ШИЗОСХРОН

28 Oct, 15:02


via dear subscriber

ШИЗОСХРОН

28 Oct, 12:06


4PToid: «Holy Smokes, three modernists»

ШИЗОСХРОН

28 Oct, 09:32


↑ unrestricted cognitive warfare against libs
(another day on xitter)

ШИЗОСХРОН

28 Oct, 00:16


Woke: Russian interference in US elections
Broke: UK interference in US elections
Bespoke: French (🤔) interference in US elections

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Oct, 08:49


ASI ← «Компьютер-Гитлер»

"Real human-human alignment has never been tried"

ШИЗОСХРОН

27 Oct, 08:03


via @bucheralsberuf

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Oct, 19:54


Сотрудники целлюлозно-бумажно-мизогинической компании «Инцел» в Баня-Луке такие: 🫡

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Oct, 17:16


Вольфрамовый куб?
А как насчёт петушиного куба?

ШИЗОСХРОН

26 Oct, 12:29


#stalecoal from #vault

ШИЗОСХРОН

25 Oct, 13:49


!🕋|🕋

ШИЗОСХРОН

23 Oct, 10:02


NUT NOVEMBER (and all other months)

ШИЗОСХРОН

23 Oct, 08:35


King Charles III views the Pyroton fire demonstration during a visit to the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the National Bushfire Behaviour Research Laboratory, to learn about omenmaxxing

ШИЗОСХРОН

23 Oct, 08:29


ZDF сделали лучший левый ной про тильбаксы эвер

ШИЗОСХРОН

22 Oct, 15:51


Are SK-bros OK?

ШИЗОСХРОН

22 Oct, 15:37


AI decel theory: some bill, lol, GPU export sanctions maybe
AI decel praxis: make devs/researchers do smth else

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22 Oct, 14:54



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21 Oct, 18:33


"Yeah, sure, let's put Mercator projection on sphere"

ШИЗОСХРОН

21 Oct, 10:02


Are SK-bros OK?
«정말 택시! 택시는 어디에 있나요?! 우리가 어디 있는지 모르겠어요, 엄마! 여기에 울타리가 있어요! 외양간! 엄마, 우리는 지옥에 있어요! 우리는 지옥에 있어요, 엄마!»

ШИЗОСХРОН

21 Oct, 09:20


Paleolithians are among us

ШИЗОСХРОН

20 Oct, 09:47


OE: lārcræft / rimcræft / eorþcræft

ШИЗОСХРОН

20 Oct, 09:19


SA (Student Augmentation)

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Oct, 22:45


From extremely fruity book «Visual Differential Geometry and Forms» by T. Needham

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Oct, 22:30


↑ Boy's Apocalypse Animated
vs
↓ Girl's Apocalypse Animated
https://apocalypseanimated.com/

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Oct, 11:33


So they inhale vine smokes and start seeing patterns in noise?

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Oct, 09:38


count-char-ai vs "Why McMaster-Carr website is wicked fast?"

ШИЗОСХРОН

19 Oct, 08:27


Novo Nordisk: «they are totally ready for Ozempics»

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Oct, 20:28


Checking in on hyper-liberals
It's «season's mis-greetings» now

ШИЗОСХРОН

18 Oct, 13:55


Is DJT a 44th great grandson of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), tho?
🤔