FUNNY JOKES & VIDEO 😋😅

I can't watch this Alone 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

A thousand insults from a teacher doesn't hurt like silence from a friend during exam. That alone can bring down tears from your eyes 😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

😂😭 They Set Him Up.. @funnyjokesandvideo

𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Both
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Okay, if I go to Malaysia & your mum go to Dubai , where will u go?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Dubai
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : That shows u love your mum more?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Okay, if i go to Dubai & your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Malaysia
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Replied angrily, why?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Dad why the anger? I choose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : When did you go to Dubai ?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : During the first question
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Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, & I was watching them. When she saw me, she k!ssed him even more & asked me what I was doing there? I told her my wife is pregnant & I'm there to buy baby stuffs, hence I am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling I proceeded with my shopping in the store.

She kept looking at me, as I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat & a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle baby wears. Then I called an uber & left. She & her boyfriend kept looking at me & I really felt good.

The issue now is if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seats, soaps and sponges at affordable prices. Pls help a brother.

I'm supposed to pay electricity & water bill with the money.. 😭😭
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Ahhhhhhhhhh! 🤣😭 @funnyjokesandvideo

The Commentary Is Funny ASF 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

Having A Bad Day? Watch this Bomb prank 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

🤣🤣 What's going on here? @funnyjokesandvideo

Anytime I enter the bathroom 😂🎤 @funnyjokesandvideo

👱🏾‍♀: U never told me you had kids? 😡
🧔🏻‍♂: I tried telling you but..
👱🏾‍♀: But what? 😡
🧔🏻‍♂: U said u don't like guys that talk too much

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After wearing my best outfit, she didn't come to church 😪 @funnyjokesandvideo

Have you noticed most of the girls who get pregnant are females? 🤷‍♀️ @funnyjokesandvideo

😂😂 What Is This!!! @Funnyjokesandvideo

When you convince your friend to bet on a team & u both lose everything.. 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

👱🏽‍♂: Mum I don't like my
Maths teacher.

👩🏽‍🦱: How?

👱🏽‍♂: He is Confused

👩🏽‍🦱: How?

👱🏽‍♂: A day before yesterday, he said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said 3+6=9 & today he said 2+7=9, Can u imagine?

👩🏽‍🦱: I told ur father I Never liked that School, But he didn't listen to me. Just look at what's happening to my Son..

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Two Christians were lost in the sahara desert on their way to Libya.

One is David & the other is Samuel. They were terribly dying of hunger & thirst when they saw a mosque in the middle of the desert.

David said to Samuel "let's pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we will not get food or drink. i am going to call myself Muhammad Gambo".

Samuel refused to change his name "my name is Samuel & i won't pretend to be what am not".

When they got there, the imam of the mosque received them well and asked of their names.

David said"my name is muhammad Gambo".

Samuel said "my name is Samuel".

The Imam turns to the helpers of the mosque & said "please, bring some food for only Samuel" Then he turned to the other & said "Well Muhammad Gambo, i hope you're aware that we are still in the month of ramadan??

The guy fainted! 😂😂
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After a peaceful meeting with my girlfriend's family, I'm happy to announce that I've accepted the pregnancy.

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INTERVIEW BETWEEN A FARMER & AN INTERVIEWER..

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy, What do you feed them?

Farmer: which one? black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.
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😂😂 Lmao @funnyjokesandvideo