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22 Oct, 08:14


If hydras were real, would they have a dominant head?

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21 Oct, 20:14


Employers want employees to do as much work as possible while learning the fewest marketable skills possible.

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21 Oct, 19:14


There's a non zero chance that the person in the random Instagram account you just saw as you mindlessly scrolled died between when they uploaded the photo/reel and now.

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21 Oct, 17:14


There has probably already been an AI-written obituary.

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21 Oct, 08:14


If humanity ever colonizes a planet with other than Earth gravity, you'd have to relabel all your free weights if you took them with you when you immigrated.

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21 Oct, 03:14


Teachers should colab with video game makers to make education engaging.

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21 Oct, 00:14


We know every phone numbers in the world, just not who it belongs to.

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20 Oct, 20:14


The whole meme about cameraman never dies is prime example of survivorship bias.

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20 Oct, 14:14


If everyone went to heaven, it would make up for very interesting conversations between people across time.

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20 Oct, 11:14


Alarm clocks would wake up people faster if they played in odd meters.

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20 Oct, 03:14


Most of the classic animal sounds come from the animals' mouths, but a bee's buzzing comes from its wings.

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19 Oct, 15:14


A lot of "attractive" traits are evolutionary advantages, but why are curly eyelashes attractive when eyelashes are supposed to protect your eyes?

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19 Oct, 06:14


In orchestras there are always many violins and other instruments, yet there's always only one piano.

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19 Oct, 04:14


The Bible has the Old Testament and the New Testamentโ€ฆ If someone writes a newer Testament do we then call the book the Trible?

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19 Oct, 02:14


Coffee shop bathrooms likely have the highest poops to customer ratio out of any vendor.

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19 Oct, 00:14


If sleep is death being shy, then sleep paralysis is rigor mortis being shy.

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18 Oct, 22:14


In Aladdin, the guards were actually letting Aladdin get away with small food theft. When they thought he had kidnapped the princess they went at his place and seized him at once and none of his "tricks" worked.

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18 Oct, 19:14


You can read more words than you can spell correctly.

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18 Oct, 17:14


The early worm is the first to be eaten.

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18 Oct, 06:14


Itโ€™s easier to accept conspiracy theories than scientific ones because understanding science requires studying.