you're welcome, again.
next one is something special.
next one is something special.
God
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The Divine Tweets (English)
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God
04 Jul, 16:11
You are living in a simulation and the creature running the simulation has become an alcoholic.
God
02 Jul, 14:02
There are plenty of things people can do to help save life on Earth. Die, for example.
God
28 Jun, 13:31
My favorite word is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit.
God
27 Jun, 00:13
When a rapist gets a woman pregnant, only one of them should be considered a criminal.
God
18 Mar, 00:50
I don't call your name when I create new stars from the dust clouds of galactic nebulae so please don't call Mine when you fuck.
God
10 Mar, 14:43
A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-semite walk into a bar.
The Bartender says "Hey, aren't you that lady who wrote Harry Potter?"
The Bartender says "Hey, aren't you that lady who wrote Harry Potter?"
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