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Middle Earth Times
21 Dec, 19:06
"The wise speak only of what they know, Gríma son of Gálmód. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a serving-man till the lightning falls.' There was a roll of thunder. The sunlight became blotted out from the eastern windows; the whole hall became suddenly dark as night. The fire faded to sullen embers. Only Gandalf could be seen, standing White and tall before the blackened hearth."
-J.R.R Tolkien,The Two Towers(The Lord of the Rings, #2)
@TheWesternChauvinist11
-J.R.R Tolkien,The Two Towers(The Lord of the Rings, #2)
@TheWesternChauvinist11
Middle Earth Times
18 Dec, 19:23
They must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fire chasm from whence they came.
@TheWesternChauvinist11
@TheWesternChauvinist11
Middle Earth Times
10 Dec, 02:50
Do you wish me a merry Christmas?
Or mean that it is a merry Christmas whether I want it or not?
Or that you feel merry this Christmas?
Or that it is a Christmas to be merry on?
Or mean that it is a merry Christmas whether I want it or not?
Or that you feel merry this Christmas?
Or that it is a Christmas to be merry on?
Middle Earth Times
21 Nov, 12:57
I am working on a declaration right now. I part, it denies any Orc influence in Gondor & Rohan. Saruman has agreed to collaborate. Wormtongue said he’ll sign. Sadly, I’m already getting pushback from some tall dude, says he’s a ranger from the North, keeps saying he’s “so back.” Bloody Orcist!
Middle Earth Times
07 Nov, 17:56
"They stoles it from us, precious. We hates the fat cheetos. WE HATES IT FOREVER"
Middle Earth Times
07 Nov, 13:25
If you haven't already, give https://t.me/thebeaconsofgondor a follow. His channel is what Bombadil's should be.
Middle Earth Times
25 Oct, 11:15
“It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.”
J.R.R. Tolkien
J.R.R. Tolkien
Middle Earth Times
25 Oct, 01:15
why are wee always on da move? why can't wee hab a conclave sitting down?
Middle Earth Times
25 Oct, 01:14
"I wonder how could he have been able to invent all this stuff. It feels more like Tolkien discovered some sort of long-lost scrolls."
— Peter Jackson (17 December 2001)
— Peter Jackson (17 December 2001)
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