Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @laurenwitzkeofficial Channel on Telegram

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

@laurenwitzkeofficial


Christian โœ๏ธ Christ is King. AmericaFirst. Film Producer for Died Suddenly

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Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (English)

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Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

15 Nov, 04:27


It's time to get migrants off the roads!

Also, that ending HAHA!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

14 Nov, 23:08


If Matt Gaetz pulls it off, he'll be the 2028 front-runner.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

14 Nov, 21:53


Matt Gaetz confirmed as one of the few straight men in Government.

As for Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin, his sexual orientation is still up in the air.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

14 Nov, 21:37


Letโ€™s go!!!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

14 Nov, 21:35


Not even 24 hours later and the SOBs in the Senate are already betraying Trump over Gaetz.

Which tells you he's the true and only America First pick so far.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

13 Nov, 22:31


Sorry you fat turd, you don't have a choice in the matter.

The invaders are going one way or another, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

13 Nov, 21:13


Congrats to Matt Gaetz for the AG Trump Nomination!

Never forget who tried to blackmail you!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

13 Nov, 01:29


Another Neocon warmonger thrust into the foreign policy position.

How are we supposed to bring peace and end the wars when weโ€™re just throwing gasoline on the fire?

So far the only good picks are just in advisory positions.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 21:20


We love our First Lady, folks.

She doesn't forgive nor forget.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 19:04


Kristi Noem couldnโ€™t even keep the girlsโ€™ locker room safe.

Migrants are raping, killing, and terrorizing Americans, so let's appoint this unhinged menopausal airhead instead of someone competent and serious like another Tom Homan to run the Department of Homeland Security.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 13:42


Spirt Airlines world renowned customer service!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 08:43


Hide your pups!

The nightmare picks continue to stream in!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 02:36


Pass on Little Marco.

Neocons and amnesty shills have no place in an America First Admin.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12 Nov, 00:17


Mike Waltz is John Bolton 2.0.

This ghoul is a massive warmonger who pressed to continue the war on terror and get even more deeply involved in Ukraine.

We should be getting America First patriots like Douglas Macgregor, not Dick Cheneyโ€™s protege.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

11 Nov, 21:48


Women in America are so demonic.

Summoning demons and casting spells because they want an unfiltered right to slaughter their own little babies in the womb.

Like? Go to therapy

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

11 Nov, 18:39


John Thune and John Cornyn seek Trump's endorsement to become the next majority leader, but when it really mattered, both of them threw Trump and the MAGA movement under the bus.

Now's not the time for goldfish memory.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

11 Nov, 17:06


Bible study is back in the school curriculum.

Demons are seething!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

11 Nov, 13:23


Oh noooooo!!!

What would we do with all the savings!!??

Guess we can toss it toward OUR border!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

11 Nov, 03:13


Great, we can freeze all the federal funding and federal projects underway in California.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

10 Nov, 20:32


John Cornyn (TX) wants to replace Mitch McConnell as Senate Majority leaderโ€”the one who shoved the BLM-demanded Juneteenth holiday upon you and has a long history of denouncing Trump.

We've been through this clown show before with Kevin McCarthy; say no to the turtle protรฉgรฉ replacement!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

10 Nov, 19:32


Despite General 'White Rage' Milley retiring, there is still a hotbed of hostile DEI officials running the Pentagon, especially within the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

General Charles Brown is the current chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and a prominent DEI replacement and champion who has slammed the American military for its racial injustices during the George Floyd riots and continues to push DEI policies across the military.

We need General Patton's running the military, not more DEI officials representing our troops.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

10 Nov, 03:35


Never forget that Ben Shapiro has been trying to get Mike Pompeo, the backstabber, back into the next Trump administration.

So that he can send your children to die for Israel and Ukraine.

I'll take Mike Lindell, Jack Poso, and Candace Owens staffing the admin any day over any of these scumbags.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

10 Nov, 00:29


Why am I not surprised

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

08 Nov, 20:14


Nature is healing:

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

08 Nov, 18:17


Okay time to fire Susie Wiles!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

08 Nov, 04:14


Itโ€™s only been 48 hours, but Trump is already having success getting thots to close their legs.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

07 Nov, 21:51


You just love to see liberal women like this.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

07 Nov, 18:43


Trump locking E. Jean Carroll up in a department store with Haitian guards is the only fitting punishment for this lying hag.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

07 Nov, 18:10


Bon voyage to all anchor babies on January 20th!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 22:13


Guess who else's was popping champagne this morning.

Playing the long game is likely to pay off for the slickster.

I'll give him credit, unlike Ron DeSantis, he didn't let delusions of grandeur get to him. And now he's well positioned for 2028.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 21:47


Mike Johnson sold out the American people and allowed the rapists and murdering migrants to cross the border to continue harming the American people to give Israel whatever it needed. At the cost of YOU and YOUR FAMILYโ€™S SECURITY!!

In return, that same base spat on his constituents and voted for the Biden/Harris Administration anyway.

If conservative commentators were willing to gleefully admonish White women this whole time, they can surely admonish the Shapiro base for their blatant transgressions.

And ironically, White women, by and large, stayed in line. Listening to their man.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 19:33


Let's see how the Shapiro crowd repaid Trump and the GOP for all the support they gave them:

It's time to kick them to the curb and reward Christians who do the heavy lifting for this movement.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 19:07


It's time to hold the pharmaceutical industry accountable for EVERY CLOT SHOT DEATH!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 10:38


Big shout out to the men, especially White men, who turned out in force to put women back in their place!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 06:44


Baby killers on notice!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

06 Nov, 06:28


Christmas came early!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

05 Nov, 20:32


Dublin will soon be changing its name to Little Mumbai in no time at all!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

05 Nov, 19:20


You can't wear a MAGA hat into the polling place, but these sodomites in Oklahoma City polling places can represent this degenerate and thuggish material.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

05 Nov, 17:13


Voting machines are down in yet another Trump country county in Pennsylvania.

This time, Cambria County.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

05 Nov, 16:39


The lines to vote in Texas

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

04 Nov, 19:54


This is the standard I hold my Republican congressman up to.

If youโ€™re not reaching this level of conservatism , then drop out!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

03 Nov, 23:49


Welcome to HELL!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

03 Nov, 00:54


Why are Leftists so deranged?

This woman is better than me; I would have been the one punching her in the face.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

02 Nov, 15:04


To the Supreme Court we go!

I am being sued by a homosexual couple for calling homosexual surrogacy human trafficking and just wanted to give a quick update:

I am taking my case to the Supreme Court.

I was told if I just apologized that this would go away. Instead, Iโ€™m praying for the opportunity to stand before the courts and make the case that homosexual surrogacy is indeed a form of human trafficking.

Perhaps my free speech case could end the cruel and evil practice of homosexual surrogacy.

If you feel led to support my legal fund or drop a prayer, please do so by donating here: givesendgo.com/DefendLauren

Thank you so much for your support!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

01 Nov, 22:32


Need an immigration moratorium on Europeans as well.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

01 Nov, 18:04


American politics are such a joke.

Popularity contest with celebrity drama

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

31 Oct, 20:31


Checking in on election integrity in Mitch McConnell's backyard:

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

31 Oct, 00:14


How does gay sex help us win on Tuesday?

Especially from a never-trumper?

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

30 Oct, 19:33


Election officials in Quakertown, Pennsylvania, are fortifying the Election by shutting down EV lines in the middle of the day and turning away voters.

And, of course, it's in a critical part of Trump country.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

30 Oct, 02:48


Sentenced to life, all to run cover for Nancy Pelosiโ€™s gay husband.

Looks like Mr.Depape got the shaft!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

30 Oct, 00:58


McEntee 2028

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

29 Oct, 21:42


Kamala Harris says Florida is in play; I wonder why their confidence is so high?

Could it be that Florida election workers are purposely ditching ballot boxes and other official election documents?

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

29 Oct, 10:54


An Illegal immigrant tried to rape a Florida woman only days after applying for asylum and given permission to stay due to the Biden Harris Administrationโ€™s open border policy.

This could have been your daughter.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

29 Oct, 01:40


True, they would have turned those boats around if they saw what America became today.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

28 Oct, 22:01


All this technology, and they're telling you they can't have these ballots counted by the end of the day on election day.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

28 Oct, 18:26


White women after voting for Kamala:

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

26 Oct, 23:32


Looks like Team Kamala is still bitter about Trump's fry-cooking appearance at McDonald's.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

26 Oct, 13:18


Checking in on White Dudes for Harris:

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

26 Oct, 13:03


They hate us, but they hate our savior even more.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

26 Oct, 00:12


Not a single America life or dime should ever be put on line because Israel cannot quench its blood lust.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

25 Oct, 20:05


Nobody wants this woman's nasty dandruff, loose hair, and dead skin in their food or invading their space, especially in business class.

She should take her ghetto behavior back to the Greyhound, where it belongs.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

25 Oct, 00:56


Trans women be like:

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

24 Oct, 23:56


So, THIS is what caused Justin Trudeau and Canadians to change their tone on immigration suddenly...

The straw that broke the camel's back.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

24 Oct, 21:44


despite dying in this high speed car chase, this carjacker will still be voting for Kamala in November.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

24 Oct, 00:04


Stay off other peopleโ€™s property, and you won't have to worry about what they do to stop vandals.

Also, you know daggum well it wasnโ€™t โ€œtheir kidsโ€ wandering onto the property.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

23 Oct, 12:00


All aboard the Canadian Express! ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

23 Oct, 03:15


Post George Floyd America has police officers nearly getting themselves killed to subdue criminals.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

23 Oct, 01:41


He had me at no diversity.

Brb, moving to Indiana.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

22 Oct, 22:52


Now THIS is the Trump the people want!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

22 Oct, 22:32


Nissan Americans strike again.

(Also, who the heck keeps a bottle of ranch with them in the car?)

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

22 Oct, 18:02


Yes, we've been telling you that since day one.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

21 Oct, 21:21


Evangelicals for Harris claims to oppose abortion

lol

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

21 Oct, 19:53


"But at least Cuba has healthcare!" โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

21 Oct, 04:44


Criticisms from the same people who would gladly eat that diarrhea Indian street food without hesitation.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

21 Oct, 01:05


Passport bro gambled and lost.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

20 Oct, 20:24


Put the fries in the bag lil bro

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

19 Oct, 19:33


Did Ben Shapiro break his sabbath to bemoan the plight of his American neighbors?

No, he didn't.

None of this bothers people like him unless it involves what these people can hand to the Jewish state.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

19 Oct, 17:43


Your fellow taxpaying Appalachian AMERICANS ARE HOMELESS AND LIVING IN TENTS AFTER THEIR HOMES WERE DESTROYED!

Meanwhile, illegals are slopping it up in 5-star hotel accommodations, Ukrainians are buying million-dollar condos in Florida & Monaco, while Israelis are enjoying billions of dollars for their new Gaza real estate ALL ON YOUR DIME!

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

19 Oct, 00:37


It's so easy even a retarded sponge can do it.

Lauren Witzke โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

18 Oct, 21:18


Nothing to see here, just a Kamala surrogate doing what they do best.