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Antony, when he remembers that he has to go back to Manchester United in the summer.

Which other PL team needs a 7-0 slapping to get some form?

“Mo Salah only scores penalties” Is he supposed to miss them or something?

Vinicius has one goal in 10 games

Mbappe has zero goals in 3 games

Raphinha has two goals in 9 games

Yamal has one goal in 8 games

Nothing is said about these stats yet Salah doesn’t score for one game and the world goes nuts

🇧🇴😳 CRAZY STORY FROM BOLIVIAN FOOTBALL:

📌 The Bolivian Federation has banned Gabriel Montaño for two years for identity theft.
📌 He impersonated his deceased brother to become a professional.
📌 His real name is Diego.
📌 He said he was 20 years old, but he is 25.
📌 His club have been deducted 33 points.
📌 The president of the club, Jaime Cornejo, has been suspended for 3 years for "culpable responsibility."

This time last year, UEFA shut down Legia Warsaw's ultra section for the Conference League game with Molde.

The ultras got tickets in another section of the stadium and left a surprise for them… Brilliant! 🤣👏

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Mo Salah vs PSG:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 key passes
0 successful dribbles
0 accurate crosses
0 duels won
0 fouls won

Invisible.

Seeing Salah getting so much heat on timeline whereas Vini Jr has 1 league goal in 3 months and nobody is saying anything 😭😭?

🎙️| Speed to Jamie Carragher: “You have more own goals than actual goals.”