Troll Premier League

Owners: American
Sporting Directors: Brighton
Manager: Leicester

GK: Villarreal
Def: Brighton, Cobham x3, Lyon
Mid: Brighton, Benfica, Leicester
Att: United, City, Wolves, Leipzig, PSV, Cobham

You are what you employ.

Ruben Amorim has moved from 13th to 15th in 15 PL matches. He has arrived!

Ruben Amorim's win rate in the Premier League compared to Man Utd's last five permanent managers.

Antony has already scored 3 goals for Betis in 3 matches😂😂😂

Tottenham didn't win a home game for 105 days until Manchester United visited.

Doctor United!

Arsenal got Sterling for FREE AND GOT ROBBED 😭

Vini jr in last 3 months
- 15 goals celebrated ( Zero goals scored)

He thinks if he celebrates with them nobody will notice he isn't scoring 😭

Man Utd were 4 pts off top 4 before appointing Ruben Amorim

Pep lost twice to Amorim just to make him look like a good coach! GENIUS

PL hat tricks:

1 — Omar Marmoush
0 — Saka and Rashford combined

1. Accrington Stanley F.C.
2. AFC Bournemouth
3. AFC Wimbledon
4. Arsenal
5. Aston Villa
6. Barnsley F.C.
7. Birmingham City F.C.
8. Blackburn Rovers F.C.
9. Blackpool F.C.
10. Bolton Wanderers F.C.
11. Bradford City AFC
12. Brentford F.C.
13. Brighton & Hove Albion F.C.
14. Bristol City F.C.
15. Bristol Rovers Football Club
16. Burnley F.C.
17. Burton Albion FC
18. Bury F.C.
19. Cambridge United FC
20. Cardiff City FC
21. Carlisle United F.C.
22. Charlton Athletic F.C.
23. Chelsea
24. Cheltenham Town F.C.
25. Colchester United F.C
26. Coventry City F.C.
27. Crawley Town F.C.
28. Crewe Alexandra F.C.
29. Crystal Palace
30. Derby County F.C.
31. Doncaster Rovers F.C.
32. Everton F.C.
33. Exeter City F.C.
34. Fleetwood Town F.C.
35. Forest Green Rovers F.C.
36. Fulham F.C.
37. Gillingham F.C.
38. Grimsby Town F.C.
39. Huddersfield Town F.C.
40. Hull City
41. Ipswich Town F.C.
42. Leeds United
43. Leicester City F.C.
44. Lincoln City Football Club
45. Liverpool FC
46. Luton Town F.C.
47. MacClesfield Town F.C.
48. Manchester City F.C.
49. Manchester United
50. Mansfield Town F.C.
51. Middlesbrough FC
52. Millwall F.C.
53. MK Dons Official
54. Morecambe F.C.
55. Newcastle United F.C.
56. Newport County AFC
57. Northampton Town Football Club
58. Norwich City FC
59. Nottingham Forest
60. Notts County F.C.
61. Oldham Athletic A.F.C.
62. Oxford United
63. Peterborough United F.C.
64. Plymouth Argyle FC
65. Port Vale F.C.
66. Portsmouth F.C.
67. Preston North End F.C.
68. Queens Park Rangers F.C.
69. Reading F.C.
70. Rochdale A.F.C
71. Rotherham United Football Club
72. Scunthorpe United F.C.
73. Sheffield United F.C.
74. Sheffield Wednesday F.C.
75. Shrewsbury Town F.C.
76. Southampton F.C.
77. Southend United F.C.
78. Stevenage Borough
79. Stoke City Football Club
80. Sunderland A.F.C.
81. Swansea City AFC
82. Swindon Town F.C.
83. Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
84. Tranmere Rovers FC
85. Walsall F.C.
86. Watford F.C.
87. West Bromwich Albion F.C.
88. West Ham United FC
89. Wigan Athletic F.C.
90. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.
91. Wycombe Wanderers F.C.
92. Yeovil Town F.C.

Maresca said that getting knocked out of the FA Cup was a good thing so that we can focus on the league and then they lost 3-0 to the same team which knocked them out of the cup 🤣 I LOVE THIS GAME

Last 12 matches for Chelsea
0 Goals
1 Assist

Freedom

Just clocked Mitoma actually is a 90mil footballer because that's what Sancho went for. In fact he's a 170mil footballer

Cole Palmer, in his last 11 games:

3 Goals
0 Assists
8 Stinkers

After leaving Man United:

Antony - 2 goals in 2 games 2 MOTM
Martial - 11 G/A in 19 games
Sancho - 8 G/A in 22 games
Mctominay- 11 G/A in 26 games

Manchester United might actually be cursed

John Duran:

• Starts every game
• Scores goals for fun
• Plays with Cristiano Ronaldo
• Earns 300k a week tax free

People wanted this guy to say no to this 😂

🍀 Celtic fans: "Show Israel the red card." 🟥

it took some time but Dembele is finally better than Mbappe, just like how it was always meant to be. Him and Martial are the original french wonderkids...

City’s road to the FA Cup QFs…

🏠 Salford City
🛣️ Leyton Orient
🏠 Plymouth Argyle

Talk about luck of the draw. 😂

City:

Salford
Orient
Plymouth

United:

Arsenal
Leicester
Fulham

Magic of the cup ✨🪄

Mathys Tel:

- Joined Spurs on Monday
- Knocked out the EFL Cup on Thursday
- Knocked out the FA Cup on Sunday

Welcome to Spurs 🤣🤣🤣

-GTA I released 1997.
-GTA II released 1999.
-GTA III released 2001.
-GTA IV released 2008.
-GTA V released 2013.
-GTA VI being released 2025.

Guess the football club that has won a total of 0 Champions League trophies during that time span.

Since August 2022, Arsenal have picked up more points (223) than any other team in the Premier League. [Orbinho]

Lukaku: "Inter pulled me out of shit"

Di Maria: "PSG saved me"

Sanchez: "I wanted to quit Manchester United and return to Arsenal after my first training session"

Dan James: "I just wasn't sure about myself anymore"

Sancho: “Freedom”

Maybe it’s the club not the players

ALWAYS REMEMBER!

❌ Kevin De Bruyne, his girlfriend left him for his teammate despite being one of the the best midfielders in Premier League history.

❌ Tom Brady, won 7 Rings in the NFL and yet his wife left him for her personal trainer.

❌ Kaka, he won a Ballon d'Or and his wife told him that he was too good to her, right before abandoning him.

❌ Lamine Yamal, European champion, was the Best Young Player and then his girlfriend appeared in a video sitting at the legs of another man.

A woman can leave you anytime, no matter how good you are. Stay focused on you always, the results will never leave you. 👍 👀

Man City’s midfield:

Man United beat City
Tottenham beat City
Liverpool beat City
Arsenal beat City

And then there’s Chelsea who got 0/6 points against Manchester City this season

It's safe to say that Arsenal will be above Man city but will still not be able to win the Title.

🇳🇱🤯 Scandal in the Netherlands: Heerenveen, coached by Van Persie, lost their victory at the end of the match because Fortuna had 12 players on the field!

The referee failed to notice that one of Fortuna's players didn't leave the pitch during a substitution, and with a numerical advantage, Fortuna scored from a corner in the 90th minute to make it 2-2.

🗣️ Kalidou Koulibaly shares an insane story about Maurizio Sarri:

“I will never forget the day my son was born. My wife had gone to the clinic in the morning and we were playing against Sassuolo at home that same evening. We were in the middle of a video session and my phone kept ringing. vibrate.

My wife called me 5 or 6 times. I then rushed outside and my wife said to me: “You must come, our son will be born”. So I went to see Sarri and I said to him: “Mr., I’m sorry, but I have to leave now, my son is going to be born”.

He looks at me and says: “No no no. I really need you tonight Kouli. You can’t go”. I insist: “It’s the birth of my son sir.

You can do whatever you want with me, hang me I don’t care. I’m going”. Sarri, who is stressed, smokes smokes smokes, thinks, and finally says to me: “OK, OK, you can go to the clinic, but you have to be back for the game tonight, I need you Kouli.

I arrived at the clinic at 1:30 p.m. and thank god I arrived in time to attend the birth of my son. It was the best day of my life.

At 4 p.m., Sarri called me back and asked me to come back, My wife needed me but she still allowed me to join the team at the stadium. Then when I entered the locker room, I saw Sarri displaying the score sheet.

I’m looking for my name and there, and my number is not there. I say to him: “Sir, you are joking I hope? My son, my wife, I left them, you said you needed me”. And there he answers me: “Yes, I need you... on the bench”. I think about it now and feel like laughing. But at that moment, I wanted to cry.”

90’ Min: Coventry 1 -0 Norwich

95’ Min: Coventry 1 - 2 Norwich

Frank Lampard is back to his VERY best…

🗣️ Arsène Wenger: “I could have gone twice to Real Madrid, I could have gone to Juventus, to PSG, even to Manchester United.

My fatal flaw is that I love too much where I am… where I was. I regret it. I should have gone somewhere else.”

🚨 Players in the final year of their contract:

🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo
🇵🇹 João Moutinho
🇵🇹 Nelson Semedo
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Trent Alexander-Arnold
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Angel Gomes
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Calvert-Lewin
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kyle Walker-Peters
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Maguire
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tyrick Mitchell
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Callum Wilson
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Will Hughes
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Eric Dier
🇪🇬 Mohamed Salah
🇨🇦 Alphonso Davies
🇩🇪 Joshua Kimmich
🇩🇪 Leroy Sané
🇩🇪 Jonathan Tah
🇩🇪 Ilkay Gündogan
🇨🇦 Jonathan David
🇰🇷 Heung-min Son
🇧🇪 Kevin de Bruyne
🇮🇹 Marco Verratti
🇮🇹 Alex Meret
🇮🇹 Jorginho
🇮🇹 Davide Calabria
🇦🇷 Nicolás Otamendi
🇦🇷 Ángel Di María
🇦🇷 Walter Benítez
🇦🇷 Paulo Dybala
🇧🇷 Wendell
🇧🇷 Neymar Júnior
🇪🇸 Iván Marcano
🇪🇸 Sergio Reguilón
🇪🇸 Adama Traoré
🇪🇸 Koke
🇸🇪 Victor Lindelöf
🇸🇪 Roony Bardghji
🇳🇱 Virgil Van Dijk
🇳🇱 Kenny Tete
🇳🇱 Devyne Rensch
🇳🇱 Pablo Rosario
🇨🇮 Amad Diallo
🇫🇷 Ferland Mendy
🇫🇷 Olivier Boscagli
🇫🇷 Alexandre Lacazette
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ben Davies
🇨🇲 Franck Anguissa
🇩🇰 Christian Nørgaard
🇬🇭 Thomas Partey
🇬🇭 Tariq Lamptey
🇳🇬 Ola Aina
🇭🇷 Mario Pasalic
🇵🇱 Nicola Zalewski
🇸🇳 Krépin Diatta
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Kieran Tierney
🇧🇦 Sead Kolasinac
🇬🇦 Mario Lemina
🇲🇿 Reinildo Mandava
🇨🇭 Fabian Schär
🇲🇱 Abdoulaye Doucouré

Only Man united can do this 😍😍

Guess who ?

Mbappe is a great finisher. Let''s be patient and give him enough time so that he can finish Madrid completely!

The reason why Bayern lost to Barca

Bruno Fernandes on the way back home after the game against Spurs…

Everton fans. 👏