https://theonion.com/cybertruck-owner-brags-about-high-tech-pedal-that-makes-vehicle-accelerate-when-pressed/
Tesla Stock Ticker
@teslastockwatch
Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery
Elon simps will be banned on sight
Submissions go here -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat
Tesla Stock Ticker (English)
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Unlike other channels, we have a strict policy against Elon simps, so if you're looking for a space to have honest discussions about Tesla without the fanboyism, this is the place for you. Our community prides itself on insightful discussions and analysis of Tesla's stock performance, as well as engaging in friendly banter about Elon's questionable decisions.
If you have any submissions, whether it's breaking news about Tesla or a hot take on Elon's latest tweet, feel free to share them with us through the link provided in the channel -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat. Join us today to stay informed, entertained, and engaged in all things Tesla! Don't miss out on the opportunity to be part of this dynamic community of Tesla enthusiasts and stock market aficionados.
Tesla Stock Ticker
07 Feb, 22:28
I'd never do a coin because it's fuckin stupid but I've absolutely traded mcnuggets for posting memes before
(and I'd do it again)
(and I'd do it again)
Tesla Stock Ticker
06 Feb, 16:39
https://fuelarc.com/evs/its-official-the-cybertruck-is-more-explosive-than-the-ford-pinto/
Tesla Stock Ticker
06 Feb, 16:01
https://futurism.com/elon-musk-conflict-interest-shutting-down-usaid
Tesla Stock Ticker
06 Feb, 03:35
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/dei-watch-list-dossiers-civil-servants-social-media-hacked/
Tesla Stock Ticker
04 Feb, 14:22
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-doge-musketeers-the-secret-team-elon-wants-to-keep-in-the-shadows/
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Jan, 01:47
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Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Jan, 01:46
https://www.theverge.com/news/602163/tesla-q4-earnings-2024-profit-revenue-musk
Tesla Stock Ticker
29 Jan, 15:37
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-lackeys-office-personnel-management-opm-neuralink-x-boring-stalin/
Tesla Stock Ticker
29 Jan, 15:09
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/several-tesla-cybertruck-owners-share-they-have-been-targets-anti-elon-musk-hate-crimes-one
Tesla Stock Ticker
28 Jan, 16:27
https://theintercept.com/2025/01/28/proton-mail-andy-yen-trump-republicans/
Tesla Stock Ticker
28 Jan, 03:54
Philip Low, long-time friend and peer of Elon Musk, posts open letter calling him out for what he is
https://archive.ph/6WHLP
https://archive.ph/6WHLP
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Jan, 17:45
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/elon-musk-gets-the-green-light-from-trump-to-take-over-tiktok/ar-AA1xIJD0
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Jan, 16:44
It's only Go Woke, Go Broke if it comes from the Broke regions of the USA, otherwise it's sparkling Cancel Culture
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Jan, 15:55
A "my heart goes out to you" gesture performed at a Tesla shareholder event in 2023
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Jan, 05:01
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/trump-admin-fires-homeland-security-advisory-boards-blaming-agendas/
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Jan, 05:00
Activist group 'Led by Donkeys' projected this on Tesla Gigafactory in Berlin.
Tesla Stock Ticker
22 Jan, 17:04
Every week I see one
Every week I'm angry I have nothing to throw at it
Every week I'm angry I have nothing to throw at it
Tesla Stock Ticker
17 Jan, 23:22
https://old.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7ahrlm/ since andy protonmail has made a longer and more headass statement since the above was posted
top reply: “here’s an itemised list of ways the republicans have been pro-big tech while the democrats have actually bothered”; no reply from the idiot in chief
top reply: “here’s an itemised list of ways the republicans have been pro-big tech while the democrats have actually bothered”; no reply from the idiot in chief
Tesla Stock Ticker
17 Jan, 22:39
Attention ProtonMail users; the CEO of ProtonMail is backing MAGA and the republicans. TIME TO CANCEL
https://archive.ph/2025.01.15-162500/https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7a91fs/
https://archive.ph/2025.01.15-162500/https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7a91fs/
Tesla Stock Ticker
17 Jan, 17:53
Y'all need to double check the articles before sending me AI slop pieces >:
(I don't have enough hours in the day to review all the submissions and most folks just DM them to me instead of putting them in @ElonStockChat so I can't just bring in more admins to manage the load)
(I don't have enough hours in the day to review all the submissions and most folks just DM them to me instead of putting them in @ElonStockChat so I can't just bring in more admins to manage the load)
Tesla Stock Ticker
16 Jan, 17:17
Usually, when people say "I'm going to drive it until the wheels fall off" it takes a little longer than this
Tesla Stock Ticker
16 Jan, 17:17
https://www.torquenews.com/1084/tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-my-wheel-flew-while-im-driving-highway-its-so-weird-its-concerning
Tesla Stock Ticker
16 Jan, 17:11
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know did something extremely funny
Tesla Stock Ticker
15 Jan, 00:15
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/14/technology/sec-elon-musk-securities-violations.html
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Dec, 09:25
https://fxbsky.app/profile/smoothdunk2.bsky.social/post/3lej4e2iun22u
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Dec, 00:20
https://turnto10.com/news/nation-world/they-look-ugly-elon-musk-asks-x-users-to-stop-using-hashtags-social-media-platform-billionaire-tesla-donald-trump-electric-car-manufacturer-tesla-spacex-technology-company-brain-link-company-neuralink-xai-tunneling-operator-boring-co
Tesla Stock Ticker
29 Dec, 00:12
https://charlesjohnson.substack.com/p/how-elon-musks-twitter-alt-account?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web (context)
Tesla Stock Ticker
05 Dec, 10:21
A LITERAL POTHOLE causes $32,000 of repairs
"This is not a commentary on the durability of the truck. You would be astounded how tough and capable this truck is"
Naturally. "Still love the truck"
"This is not a commentary on the durability of the truck. You would be astounded how tough and capable this truck is"
Naturally. "Still love the truck"
Tesla Stock Ticker
03 Dec, 18:55
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-carrying-hay-killed-his-trucks-air-suspension-now-his-cybertruck
Tesla Stock Ticker
03 Dec, 00:55
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/02/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-loses-bid-to-get-56-billion-pay-package-reinstated.html
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Dec, 23:47
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/02/tesla-three-car-crash-sydney-dfo-homebush-shopping-centre-ntwnfb
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Dec, 19:54
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster/amp
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Dec, 04:51
Driving it through snow will actively clog the fucking headlights
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Nov, 18:31
someone with enough disposable money could do the FUNNIEST THING RIGHT NOW (redirecting this to bluesky)
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Nov, 18:29
i can only imagine how much he is coping and seething seeing his daughter (which he unironically, as a grown adult, considers “dead to the woke mind virus”) post on zuckerberg’s threads telling everyone how much of a deadbeat dad and liar he was/is
like he already had a feud going on with zucc and this probably doesn’t help lmao
like he already had a feud going on with zucc and this probably doesn’t help lmao
Tesla Stock Ticker
30 Nov, 00:42
Amazon workers in over 2 dozen countries around the world are striking because Amazon is the fucking worst
Do your part and don't buy shit from Amazon or its subsidiaries from today through the next week
Also if you really wanna do your part, go support a local small business. They can't *afford* to drop their prices for black friday, they already sell with as razor thin margins as they can afford
Do your part and don't buy shit from Amazon or its subsidiaries from today through the next week
Also if you really wanna do your part, go support a local small business. They can't *afford* to drop their prices for black friday, they already sell with as razor thin margins as they can afford
Tesla Stock Ticker
29 Nov, 15:03
14:30 return of the cybertruck that had its entire fucking rear fall off
Tesla Stock Ticker
28 Nov, 06:38
https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/business/elon-musk-government-employees-targets/index.html
Tesla Stock Ticker
28 Nov, 02:43
https://www.sandofsky.com/end-of-twitter/ Great article by a former Twitter engineer
Tesla Stock Ticker
26 Nov, 20:00
also a cool video if the channel hasnt shared this yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ5XN_mJE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ5XN_mJE8Y
Tesla Stock Ticker
26 Nov, 07:10
Cybertruck's Many Recalls Make It Worse Than 91 Percent of All 2024 Vehicles
Article, Comments
Article, Comments
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Nov, 22:51
okay well you should probably link her https://bsky.app/profile/theabigailthorn.bsky.social/post/3lbmji6hcfq2o
Tesla Stock Ticker
23 Nov, 19:53
https://newrepublic.com/post/188773/elon-musk-x-government-employees-call-out
Tesla Stock Ticker
22 Nov, 02:37
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-becomes-extensively-corroded-after-exposed-magnet
Tesla Stock Ticker
21 Nov, 23:38
https://bskye.app/profile/gryphoneer.bsky.social/post/3lbiioxzink2a
Tesla Stock Ticker
21 Nov, 21:38
https://sherwood.news/business/tesla-has-the-highest-rate-of-fatal-accidents-among-all-car-brands-report/
Tesla Stock Ticker
21 Nov, 05:22
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/19/he-has-already-fathered-many-children-now-musk-wants-all-of-the-us-to-embrace-extreme-breeding
Tesla Stock Ticker
21 Nov, 00:01
The only way they can get coverage is to admit it's not bullet proof. Which their egos will never allow
Tesla Stock Ticker
15 Nov, 22:25
Just a heads up
if you get banned for being a shit and think "I'm going to cry at Shaun in his DM's about it"
First I will laugh at you
Then I will block you
And if you're really lucky you'll serve as a fucking warning message for all the other Nazi fuckwits
if you get banned for being a shit and think "I'm going to cry at Shaun in his DM's about it"
First I will laugh at you
Then I will block you
And if you're really lucky you'll serve as a fucking warning message for all the other Nazi fuckwits
Tesla Stock Ticker
15 Nov, 21:19
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62919131/tesla-has-highest-fatal-accident-rate-of-all-auto-brands-study/
Tesla Stock Ticker
14 Nov, 21:54
Anytime you "go" to a webpage, you request its content. You may as well choose not to request it. Same is true for ads. You do not "block" ads, you simply refuse to request them.
That being said, imagine paying Google for not showing you ads (which you can simply not request - for free), and then they show it to you anyway?
https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1gnaetv/paying_to_see_ads_great/
That being said, imagine paying Google for not showing you ads (which you can simply not request - for free), and then they show it to you anyway?
https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1gnaetv/paying_to_see_ads_great/
Tesla Stock Ticker
14 Nov, 20:32
Amazing stuff
https://www.tumblr.com/derinthescarletpescatarian/767127802757677056/why-are-they-built-that-way
https://www.tumblr.com/derinthescarletpescatarian/767127802757677056/why-are-they-built-that-way
Tesla Stock Ticker
14 Nov, 18:01
https://newrepublic.com/post/188412/trump-humiliates-elon-musk-house-republicans
Tesla Stock Ticker
14 Nov, 16:27
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bankruptcy-auction-rcna179936
Tesla Stock Ticker
06 Nov, 23:42
Hey all. I'm working on a HUGE project.
I am writing a large document, that goes state by state for the USA and outlines food assistance, housing vouchers, welfare programs, state based health insurances, LGBTQ+ resources, emotional and mental health care and if needed Asylum seeking information for various countries.
If you can help, I'm using Google Docs. Please Pm @SirHoofer if you can help. If not, please be safe and take care. I do run a support chat and will get anyone who wants the link in pm's as well.
I am writing a large document, that goes state by state for the USA and outlines food assistance, housing vouchers, welfare programs, state based health insurances, LGBTQ+ resources, emotional and mental health care and if needed Asylum seeking information for various countries.
If you can help, I'm using Google Docs. Please Pm @SirHoofer if you can help. If not, please be safe and take care. I do run a support chat and will get anyone who wants the link in pm's as well.
Tesla Stock Ticker
05 Nov, 19:00
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/musk-quits-town-hall-super-pac-x-glitches-1235153459/
Tesla Stock Ticker
05 Nov, 01:26
https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-elon-musk-kamala-harris-1979949
Tesla Stock Ticker
04 Nov, 23:03
https://techcrunch.com/2024/11/04/perplexity-ceo-offers-to-replace-striking-nyt-staff-with-ai/
Tesla Stock Ticker
04 Nov, 19:19
https://www.reuters.com/legal/judge-weighs-challenge-elon-musks-1-million-voter-giveaway-2024-11-04/
https://archive.is/DAXUW
https://archive.is/DAXUW
Tesla Stock Ticker
04 Nov, 17:51
https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3la4rpadrrd2w
Tesla Stock Ticker
03 Nov, 04:23
https://www.topspeed.com/automakers-on-notice-toyota-745-mile-solid-state-battery/
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Nov, 07:55
https://newrepublic.com/post/187814/donald-trump-panics-elon-musk-voting-plan
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Nov, 01:14
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-america-pac-class-action-lawsuit/
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Nov, 00:39
“The hitch assembly is designed to support vertical loads up to 160 lb (72 kg). Exceeding this maximum weight can cause damage.”
Tesla Stock Ticker
02 Nov, 00:39
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-finally-responds-cybertruck-tow-hitch-controversy-says-11000-lb-tow-rating-isnt
Tesla Stock Ticker
01 Nov, 23:56
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/elon-musks-high-stakes-trump-door-knocking-effort-america-pac-rcna176255
Tesla Stock Ticker
31 Oct, 18:48
That haircut alone makes me want to snap him like a fucking kit kat
Tesla Stock Ticker
31 Oct, 16:25
Elon Musk's team engaged in literal human trafficking to act as boots on the ground in his election efforts
Tesla Stock Ticker
20 Oct, 14:53
https://fortune.com/2024/10/18/twitter-x-privacy-policy-update-ai-user-data-trump-court/
Tesla Stock Ticker
20 Oct, 01:44
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/elon-musks-fake-sites-and-texts-impersonating-the-harris-campaign
Tesla Stock Ticker
19 Oct, 23:09
https://www.techradar.com/computing/websites-apps/xs-controversial-changes-to-blocking-and-ai-training-sees-half-a-million-users-leave-for-rival-bluesky-which-then-crashes-under-the-strain
Tesla Stock Ticker
19 Oct, 10:55
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/journalist-banned-from-x-after-publishing-jd-vance-dossier_n_66f5c142e4b064e1788be4ec
Tesla Stock Ticker
18 Oct, 17:00
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sarahemerson/2024/10/17/elon-musk-created-a-mysterious-corporation-called-united-states-of-america-inc/
Tesla Stock Ticker
18 Oct, 16:34
X updates terms of service to to steer lawsuits to conservative court in Texas
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-x-updates-terms-of-service-to-to-steer-lawsuits-to-conservative-court/
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-x-updates-terms-of-service-to-to-steer-lawsuits-to-conservative-court/
Tesla Stock Ticker
18 Oct, 01:29
https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3l6q7xexvnm2k
Tesla Stock Ticker
16 Oct, 19:51
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-elon-musk-republicans-super-pac-election-2024-1235134877/
Tesla Stock Ticker
16 Oct, 00:50
Used piercing ammo, went straight through a object that has previously shown to ricochet rounds, standing within 30 feet of said object, dropping the LOADED SEMI AUTO PISTOL while likely not engaging the safety, and possibly flagging others while in the process of dropping it
Tesla Stock Ticker
15 Oct, 23:17
https://qz.com/tesla-ev-electric-car-sales-us-market-share-1851598523
Tesla Stock Ticker
15 Oct, 21:48
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/15/trump-media-shares-halted-after-sudden-djt-stock-plunge.html
Tesla Stock Ticker
14 Oct, 21:57
Researchers have developed a new method for automatically detecting hate speech on social media using a Multi-task Learning (MTL) model, they discovered that right-leaning political figures fuel online hate
Read Full Article
#HateSpeechDetection #SocialMediaSafety #MultiTaskLearning #OnlineHate #PoliticalInfluence
Read Full Article
#HateSpeechDetection #SocialMediaSafety #MultiTaskLearning #OnlineHate #PoliticalInfluence
Tesla Stock Ticker
13 Oct, 20:00
https://jalopnik.com/teslas-beer-serving-optimus-robot-was-controlled-by-a-h-1851670923
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