Tesla Stock Ticker @teslastockwatch Channel on Telegram

Tesla Stock Ticker

@teslastockwatch


Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

Submissions go here -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat

Tesla Stock Ticker (English)

Are you interested in keeping track of Tesla's stock price trends and want to stay updated on all the latest news regarding the company? Look no further than the 'Tesla Stock Ticker' Telegram channel, also known as '@teslastockwatch'. This channel provides semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price, along with entertaining commentary on Elon Musk's general antics.

Unlike other channels, we have a strict policy against Elon simps, so if you're looking for a space to have honest discussions about Tesla without the fanboyism, this is the place for you. Our community prides itself on insightful discussions and analysis of Tesla's stock performance, as well as engaging in friendly banter about Elon's questionable decisions.

If you have any submissions, whether it's breaking news about Tesla or a hot take on Elon's latest tweet, feel free to share them with us through the link provided in the channel -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat. Join us today to stay informed, entertained, and engaged in all things Tesla! Don't miss out on the opportunity to be part of this dynamic community of Tesla enthusiasts and stock market aficionados.

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Dec, 09:25


https://fxbsky.app/profile/smoothdunk2.bsky.social/post/3lej4e2iun22u

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Dec, 08:45


Love this for her

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Dec, 00:20


https://turnto10.com/news/nation-world/they-look-ugly-elon-musk-asks-x-users-to-stop-using-hashtags-social-media-platform-billionaire-tesla-donald-trump-electric-car-manufacturer-tesla-spacex-technology-company-brain-link-company-neuralink-xai-tunneling-operator-boring-co

Tesla Stock Ticker

29 Dec, 20:21


Food Delivery Robot Hit By A Self Driving Car

Tesla Stock Ticker

29 Dec, 00:12


https://charlesjohnson.substack.com/p/how-elon-musks-twitter-alt-account?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web (context)

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Dec, 19:24


saw quite possibly the worst cybertruck wrap ever
of all time

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Dec, 09:38


Based Costco tho

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Dec, 09:38


https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/27/business/costco-dei/index.html

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Dec, 07:21


CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Tesla Stock Ticker

27 Dec, 20:25


Even shitposting on Mastodon is enough to fuck up the AI

Tesla Stock Ticker

05 Dec, 18:44


https://mashable.com/article/tesla-cybertruck-shutdown

Tesla Stock Ticker

05 Dec, 10:21


A LITERAL POTHOLE causes $32,000 of repairs

"This is not a commentary on the durability of the truck. You would be astounded how tough and capable this truck is"

Naturally. "Still love the truck"

Tesla Stock Ticker

03 Dec, 19:12


https://insideevs.com/news/743007/tesla-cybertruck-assembly/

Tesla Stock Ticker

03 Dec, 18:55


https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-carrying-hay-killed-his-trucks-air-suspension-now-his-cybertruck

Tesla Stock Ticker

03 Dec, 00:55


https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/02/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-loses-bid-to-get-56-billion-pay-package-reinstated.html

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Dec, 23:47


https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/02/tesla-three-car-crash-sydney-dfo-homebush-shopping-centre-ntwnfb

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Dec, 22:41


things you love to see

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Dec, 19:54


https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster/amp

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Dec, 04:51


Driving it through snow will actively clog the fucking headlights

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 18:31


OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 18:31


someone with enough disposable money could do the FUNNIEST THING RIGHT NOW (redirecting this to bluesky)

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 18:31


www.x.lgbt LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 18:29


i can only imagine how much he is coping and seething seeing his daughter (which he unironically, as a grown adult, considers “dead to the woke mind virus”) post on zuckerberg’s threads telling everyone how much of a deadbeat dad and liar he was/is

like he already had a feud going on with zucc and this probably doesn’t help lmao

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 00:42


Amazon workers in over 2 dozen countries around the world are striking because Amazon is the fucking worst

Do your part and don't buy shit from Amazon or its subsidiaries from today through the next week

Also if you really wanna do your part, go support a local small business. They can't *afford* to drop their prices for black friday, they already sell with as razor thin margins as they can afford

Tesla Stock Ticker

30 Nov, 00:23


https://bsky.social/about/blog/11-29-2024-engagement

Tesla Stock Ticker

29 Nov, 15:03


14:30 return of the cybertruck that had its entire fucking rear fall off

Tesla Stock Ticker

29 Nov, 15:03


https://youtu.be/WNBrskEjRX4?t=871

Tesla Stock Ticker

29 Nov, 00:32


"I would expect nothing else from a bright yellow cybertruck"

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Nov, 06:38


https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/business/elon-musk-government-employees-targets/index.html

Tesla Stock Ticker

28 Nov, 02:43


https://www.sandofsky.com/end-of-twitter/ Great article by a former Twitter engineer

Tesla Stock Ticker

27 Nov, 22:56


https://bsky.app/profile/elonjet.net

Tesla Stock Ticker

26 Nov, 20:00


also a cool video if the channel hasnt shared this yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ5XN_mJE8Y

Tesla Stock Ticker

26 Nov, 19:47


https://fixvx.com/mattmfm/status/1861400295730729286

Tesla Stock Ticker

26 Nov, 07:35


https://youtu.be/OOMVBa3ZkPw

Tesla Stock Ticker

26 Nov, 07:10


Cybertruck's Many Recalls Make It Worse Than 91 Percent of All 2024 Vehicles
Article, Comments

Tesla Stock Ticker

23 Nov, 22:51


okay well you should probably link her https://bsky.app/profile/theabigailthorn.bsky.social/post/3lbmji6hcfq2o

Tesla Stock Ticker

23 Nov, 19:53


https://newrepublic.com/post/188773/elon-musk-x-government-employees-call-out

Tesla Stock Ticker

22 Nov, 02:37


https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-becomes-extensively-corroded-after-exposed-magnet

Tesla Stock Ticker

21 Nov, 23:38


https://bskye.app/profile/gryphoneer.bsky.social/post/3lbiioxzink2a

Tesla Stock Ticker

21 Nov, 21:38


https://sherwood.news/business/tesla-has-the-highest-rate-of-fatal-accidents-among-all-car-brands-report/

Tesla Stock Ticker

21 Nov, 05:22


https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/19/he-has-already-fathered-many-children-now-musk-wants-all-of-the-us-to-embrace-extreme-breeding

Tesla Stock Ticker

21 Nov, 00:01


The only way they can get coverage is to admit it's not bullet proof. Which their egos will never allow

Tesla Stock Ticker

18 Nov, 00:38


https://fixupx.com/DylanMcD8/status/1857923527166263548

Tesla Stock Ticker

16 Nov, 11:54


https://archive.is/y8cRv

Tesla Stock Ticker

15 Nov, 22:25


Just a heads up

if you get banned for being a shit and think "I'm going to cry at Shaun in his DM's about it"

First I will laugh at you

Then I will block you

And if you're really lucky you'll serve as a fucking warning message for all the other Nazi fuckwits

Tesla Stock Ticker

15 Nov, 21:19


https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62919131/tesla-has-highest-fatal-accident-rate-of-all-auto-brands-study/

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 21:54


Anytime you "go" to a webpage, you request its content. You may as well choose not to request it. Same is true for ads. You do not "block" ads, you simply refuse to request them.

That being said, imagine paying Google for not showing you ads (which you can simply not request - for free), and then they show it to you anyway?

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1gnaetv/paying_to_see_ads_great/

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 20:37


https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 20:32


Amazing stuff

https://www.tumblr.com/derinthescarletpescatarian/767127802757677056/why-are-they-built-that-way

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 18:01


https://newrepublic.com/post/188412/trump-humiliates-elon-musk-house-republicans

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 16:41


https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Nov, 16:27


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bankruptcy-auction-rcna179936

Tesla Stock Ticker

06 Nov, 23:42


Hey all. I'm working on a HUGE project.

I am writing a large document, that goes state by state for the USA and outlines food assistance, housing vouchers, welfare programs, state based health insurances, LGBTQ+ resources, emotional and mental health care and if needed Asylum seeking information for various countries.

If you can help, I'm using Google Docs. Please Pm @SirHoofer if you can help. If not, please be safe and take care. I do run a support chat and will get anyone who wants the link in pm's as well.

Tesla Stock Ticker

05 Nov, 19:00


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/musk-quits-town-hall-super-pac-x-glitches-1235153459/

Tesla Stock Ticker

05 Nov, 01:26


https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-elon-musk-kamala-harris-1979949

Tesla Stock Ticker

04 Nov, 23:03


https://techcrunch.com/2024/11/04/perplexity-ceo-offers-to-replace-striking-nyt-staff-with-ai/

Tesla Stock Ticker

04 Nov, 19:19


https://www.reuters.com/legal/judge-weighs-challenge-elon-musks-1-million-voter-giveaway-2024-11-04/

https://archive.is/DAXUW

Tesla Stock Ticker

04 Nov, 17:51


https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3la4rpadrrd2w

Tesla Stock Ticker

04 Nov, 00:45


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhHx5NS3zqs

Tesla Stock Ticker

03 Nov, 22:20


18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

Tesla Stock Ticker

03 Nov, 04:23


https://www.topspeed.com/automakers-on-notice-toyota-745-mile-solid-state-battery/

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Nov, 17:24


https://fixvx.com/SmoothDunk/status/1852537475811401774

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Nov, 07:55


https://newrepublic.com/post/187814/donald-trump-panics-elon-musk-voting-plan

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Nov, 01:14


https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-america-pac-class-action-lawsuit/

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Nov, 00:39


“The hitch assembly is designed to support vertical loads up to 160 lb (72 kg). Exceeding this maximum weight can cause damage.”

Tesla Stock Ticker

02 Nov, 00:39


https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-finally-responds-cybertruck-tow-hitch-controversy-says-11000-lb-tow-rating-isnt

Tesla Stock Ticker

01 Nov, 23:56


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/elon-musks-high-stakes-trump-door-knocking-effort-america-pac-rcna176255

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 22:26


Please please please please

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 21:10


https://archive.is/a8ddB de-paywalled

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 21:10


https://fortune.com/2024/10/18/trump-media-iran-russia-china/

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 18:48


That haircut alone makes me want to snap him like a fucking kit kat

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 16:25


Elon Musk's team engaged in literal human trafficking to act as boots on the ground in his election efforts

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 16:25


https://archive.is/CzXIb

Tesla Stock Ticker

31 Oct, 16:10


Survivorship bias moment 🙄🙄🙄

What a ridiculous self own

Tesla Stock Ticker

20 Oct, 14:53


https://fortune.com/2024/10/18/twitter-x-privacy-policy-update-ai-user-data-trump-court/

Tesla Stock Ticker

20 Oct, 14:30


Please move to BlueSky (or Mastodon if you're into that)

Tesla Stock Ticker

20 Oct, 01:44


https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/elon-musks-fake-sites-and-texts-impersonating-the-harris-campaign

Tesla Stock Ticker

19 Oct, 23:09


https://www.techradar.com/computing/websites-apps/xs-controversial-changes-to-blocking-and-ai-training-sees-half-a-million-users-leave-for-rival-bluesky-which-then-crashes-under-the-strain

Tesla Stock Ticker

19 Oct, 10:55


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/journalist-banned-from-x-after-publishing-jd-vance-dossier_n_66f5c142e4b064e1788be4ec

Tesla Stock Ticker

18 Oct, 17:00


https://www.forbes.com/sites/sarahemerson/2024/10/17/elon-musk-created-a-mysterious-corporation-called-united-states-of-america-inc/

Tesla Stock Ticker

18 Oct, 16:34


X updates terms of service to to steer lawsuits to conservative court in Texas
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-x-updates-terms-of-service-to-to-steer-lawsuits-to-conservative-court/

Tesla Stock Ticker

18 Oct, 16:30


Found in an elevator at my college

Tesla Stock Ticker

18 Oct, 01:29


https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3l6q7xexvnm2k

Tesla Stock Ticker

17 Oct, 21:58


https://youtube.com/shorts/UsWBihVutfw

Tesla Stock Ticker

16 Oct, 19:51


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-elon-musk-republicans-super-pac-election-2024-1235134877/

Tesla Stock Ticker

16 Oct, 00:50


I think you guys will like this

Tesla Stock Ticker

16 Oct, 00:50


Used piercing ammo, went straight through a object that has previously shown to ricochet rounds, standing within 30 feet of said object, dropping the LOADED SEMI AUTO PISTOL while likely not engaging the safety, and possibly flagging others while in the process of dropping it

Tesla Stock Ticker

15 Oct, 23:17


https://qz.com/tesla-ev-electric-car-sales-us-market-share-1851598523

Tesla Stock Ticker

15 Oct, 21:48


https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/15/trump-media-shares-halted-after-sudden-djt-stock-plunge.html

Tesla Stock Ticker

14 Oct, 21:57


Researchers have developed a new method for automatically detecting hate speech on social media using a Multi-task Learning (MTL) model, they discovered that right-leaning political figures fuel online hate

Read Full Article

#HateSpeechDetection #SocialMediaSafety #MultiTaskLearning #OnlineHate #PoliticalInfluence

Tesla Stock Ticker

13 Oct, 20:00


https://jalopnik.com/teslas-beer-serving-optimus-robot-was-controlled-by-a-h-1851670923