Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?
A: A Minnie-van.
A: A Minnie-van.
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Are you a food enthusiast looking to explore the culinary delights of Sungei Gedong? Look no further than the S.Gedong_Foodies Telegram channel! With a vibrant community of food lovers sharing their favorite dishes, restaurant recommendations, and cooking tips, this channel is the ultimate destination for anyone passionate about good food. From traditional local delicacies to international cuisines, S.Gedong_Foodies has something for everyone. Whether you're a seasoned foodie or just starting your culinary journey, you'll find plenty of inspiration and mouth-watering content to satisfy your cravings. Join us today and become a part of the Sungei Gedong foodie community! Who is it? S.Gedong_Foodies is a Telegram channel dedicated to food enthusiasts in Sungei Gedong. What is it? It is a platform where members can share their favorite dishes, restaurant recommendations, and cooking tips, creating a vibrant community of food lovers.
S.Gedong_Foodies
10 Jan, 02:05
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
S.Gedong_Foodies
09 Jan, 02:06
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start off the new year in a cool way.
S.Gedong_Foodies
08 Jan, 02:01
What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Chicken sees a salad.
S.Gedong_Foodies
03 Jan, 02:06
What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more? Watch TV with subtitles.
S.Gedong_Foodies
02 Jan, 02:03
A man asks his buddy for a cigarette. His friend quips, "I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don't smoke.โ The man replied, "I'm in phase one of quitting." Confused, his friend asked, "Phase one?" The man laughed, "Yes. I've quit buying."
S.Gedong_Foodies
31 Dec, 16:12
Wishing all a Happy New Year. Learn from the past, and step into 2025 with hope, joy and open hearts.
S.Gedong_Foodies
27 Dec, 02:02
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, dear.
S.Gedong_Foodies
26 Dec, 02:02
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
S.Gedong_Foodies
25 Dec, 00:02
May your days be merry, your nights be bright, and your Christmas be wrapped in delight! Merry Xmas to all !!๐
S.Gedong_Foodies
23 Dec, 02:02
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings Greetings!
S.Gedong_Foodies
20 Dec, 02:04
Greetings from SFIM! Celebrate this Christmas ๐with our exquisite festive dish, a harmonious blend of creamy pumpkin pasta, turkey and chicken hot link hash, sautรฉed seasonal vegetables, and cranberry sauce. ๐คค
Each component comes together to create a delightful and warming experience, perfect for your holiday feast. Enjoy this seasonal culinary delight ๐โ๏ธ๐ !
Each component comes together to create a delightful and warming experience, perfect for your holiday feast. Enjoy this seasonal culinary delight ๐โ๏ธ๐ !
S.Gedong_Foodies
20 Dec, 02:00
Why did the Mexican couple break up? Because they couldn't taco 'bout their feelings.
S.Gedong_Foodies
19 Dec, 01:59
When the printer broke down, I tried to console it, but it just needed some paper therapy.
S.Gedong_Foodies
18 Dec, 01:59
Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.
S.Gedong_Foodies
13 Dec, 02:00
Did you hear about the cat that aced the test? It got a purr-fect score.
S.Gedong_Foodies
11 Dec, 02:00
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? A: Don't look I'm changing!!!!!
S.Gedong_Foodies
10 Dec, 01:59
A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."
S.Gedong_Foodies
10 Dec, 00:31
Good Morning Foodies!๐คค
Weโd like to extend a big thank you to everyone who has already responded to our survey regarding the vending machines in our cookhouses. Your feedback is incredibly valuable!
If you haven't had the chance to fill out the survey yet, thereโs still time!
Please make sure to submit your responses by today at 5 PM as the survey will close shortly after. ๐
We appreciate your participation and look forward to hearing your thoughts! ๐
Thank you!
Survey : https://s.surveyplanet.com/c4cbye3h
Weโd like to extend a big thank you to everyone who has already responded to our survey regarding the vending machines in our cookhouses. Your feedback is incredibly valuable!
If you haven't had the chance to fill out the survey yet, thereโs still time!
Please make sure to submit your responses by today at 5 PM as the survey will close shortly after. ๐
We appreciate your participation and look forward to hearing your thoughts! ๐
Thank you!
Survey : https://s.surveyplanet.com/c4cbye3h
S.Gedong_Foodies
09 Dec, 04:12
๐HO HO HO๐
Look out for our Christmas Set coming to your cookhouse soon! ๐
Look out for our Christmas Set coming to your cookhouse soon! ๐
S.Gedong_Foodies
09 Dec, 01:59
Q. What do you call a group of berries playing instruments?
A. A jam session.
A. A jam session.
S.Gedong_Foodies
04 Dec, 02:03
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
A: A spelling bee.
S.Gedong_Foodies
03 Dec, 02:06
Hello Foodies!! Please take a moment to complete this survey about the vending machines in your cookhouses, if applicable. Your feedback will help us improve the services and ensure that the vending machines meet your needs and preference.
https://s.surveyplanet.com/c4cbye3h
https://s.surveyplanet.com/c4cbye3h
S.Gedong_Foodies
29 Nov, 01:59
I met a man who was carrying a book. I asked him, why is that book so thick? He sighed and said, it's a long story.
S.Gedong_Foodies
28 Nov, 01:59
Two teddy bears are walking down the street. One turns to the other and asks, "Hey, are you hungry?"
The second bear shakes his head and says, "Nah, man, I'm stuffed."
The second bear shakes his head and says, "Nah, man, I'm stuffed."
S.Gedong_Foodies
27 Nov, 01:59
Walking on the shore I spotted a gigantic clam. I tried to drag it back home but I had to stop cause I pulled a muscle.
S.Gedong_Foodies
26 Nov, 01:59
My friend and I were meeting last week. And she asked how I was reaching the place. I told her, โBy BMWโ. She was thoroughly impressed till I told her it stood for Bus, MRT and Walk.
S.Gedong_Foodies
25 Nov, 01:59
What do you call a lazy tiger that stays home all day and only drinks beer?
A tiger bum.
A tiger bum.
S.Gedong_Foodies
22 Nov, 02:00
I took a photo of a wheat field.
It turned out to be a grainy image, and I also had to do a lot of cropping afterwards.
It turned out to be a grainy image, and I also had to do a lot of cropping afterwards.
S.Gedong_Foodies
20 Nov, 02:00
Nasi Beryani is a popular and aromatic dish from Singapore that reflects the country's diverse culinary heritage. Originating from the Indian subcontinent, this flavorful rice dish has become a beloved part of Singaporean cuisine, showcasing the cultural fusion present in the country. It is best served with a refreshing glass of teh tarik (pulled tea) for a complete and authentic culinary experience.
S.Gedong_Foodies
19 Nov, 02:00
I asked my wife what she would like for a birthday present. She said, anything with diamonds in it.
So I bought her a pack of cards.
So I bought her a pack of cards.
S.Gedong_Foodies
18 Nov, 02:01
Q: Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
A: What time is it?
A: What time is it?
S.Gedong_Foodies
15 Nov, 01:59
I can be bitter or sweet, but I'm always a treat; in a bar or a cake, I'm something to eat. What am I?
A: Chocolate.
A: Chocolate.
S.Gedong_Foodies
14 Nov, 01:59
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
A: It's impossible โ roosters don't lay eggs.
A: It's impossible โ roosters don't lay eggs.
S.Gedong_Foodies
13 Nov, 01:59
Fried rice, with its humble beginnings in China, is more than just a dishโitโs a story of culinary adaptation and cultural fusion. In its earliest form, it was a simple, pragmatic solution to avoid wasting leftover rice.
The process of stir-frying rice in a wok, a common cooking utensil in Chinese kitchens, not only reheated the rice but also imparted a distinct flavor, especially when combined with bits of meat, vegetables, and sauces.
Over the years, fried rice has been evolving, absorbing local flavors and ingredients.
The process of stir-frying rice in a wok, a common cooking utensil in Chinese kitchens, not only reheated the rice but also imparted a distinct flavor, especially when combined with bits of meat, vegetables, and sauces.
Over the years, fried rice has been evolving, absorbing local flavors and ingredients.
S.Gedong_Foodies
12 Nov, 01:59
What kind of running leads to walking?
Answer: Running out of gas!
Answer: Running out of gas!
S.Gedong_Foodies
11 Nov, 01:59
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with.
Answer: Because he had no body to go with.
S.Gedong_Foodies
08 Nov, 02:00
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
A vacuum cleaner
A vacuum cleaner
S.Gedong_Foodies
07 Nov, 01:59
First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
Tea
Tea
S.Gedong_Foodies
06 Nov, 01:59
What happens when your brain sees a friend across the street?
โIt gives a brain waveโ.
โIt gives a brain waveโ.
S.Gedong_Foodies
05 Nov, 01:59
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
Answer: Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder (bee holder).
Answer: Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder (bee holder).
S.Gedong_Foodies
04 Nov, 01:59
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner heโs bankrupt. Why?
Answer: Heโs playing Monopoly
Answer: Heโs playing Monopoly
S.Gedong_Foodies
29 Oct, 01:59
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
S.Gedong_Foodies
25 Oct, 02:02
Bacon and eggs go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast here."
S.Gedong_Foodies
24 Oct, 02:01
Deepavali Greetings!
Wishing you a joyful and prosperous Deepavali filled with love, light, and delicious flavors! May your celebrations be as vibrant as the colors of rangoli and as comforting as a plate of Aloo Dhal Masala with warm Garlic Naan.
Enjoy the rich taste of Northern Indian Chicken Curry, the delightful Egg Bhurji, and a colorful Mixed Vegetable Korma that embodies the spirit of togetherness.
May this festival bring you happiness, prosperity, and countless moments of joy. Happy Deepavali! โจ๐ช
Wishing you a joyful and prosperous Deepavali filled with love, light, and delicious flavors! May your celebrations be as vibrant as the colors of rangoli and as comforting as a plate of Aloo Dhal Masala with warm Garlic Naan.
Enjoy the rich taste of Northern Indian Chicken Curry, the delightful Egg Bhurji, and a colorful Mixed Vegetable Korma that embodies the spirit of togetherness.
May this festival bring you happiness, prosperity, and countless moments of joy. Happy Deepavali! โจ๐ช
S.Gedong_Foodies
24 Oct, 02:01
For her birthday, my mom asked me for something groundbreaking. So I got her a shovel
S.Gedong_Foodies
23 Oct, 02:02
What's the best font to use for a beef noodle stall?
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S.Gedong_Foodies
22 Oct, 02:02
We were doing a huge order of takeaway pizzas. I was busy folding the pizza boxes and cutting the pizzas when the dude arrived to pick them up.
A few minutes later the pizzas were cut and boxed.
I took the huge pile of pizzas to the guy and I was hit by a terrific wave of PUN-NESS.
As I handed the pizzas to him I told him: โEnjoy your leaning tower of pizza.โ
A few minutes later the pizzas were cut and boxed.
I took the huge pile of pizzas to the guy and I was hit by a terrific wave of PUN-NESS.
As I handed the pizzas to him I told him: โEnjoy your leaning tower of pizza.โ
S.Gedong_Foodies
21 Oct, 08:58
Get ready to ignite your taste buds this Deepavali! Our menu is packed with flavors that will light up your celebrationโcan you handle the deliciousness? ๐โจ
S.Gedong_Foodies
21 Oct, 02:02
Why did the baker stop making donuts? Because he was tired of the hole business.
S.Gedong_Foodies
17 Oct, 02:00
Why did bread break up with margarine?
Because he found a butter lover.
Because he found a butter lover.
S.Gedong_Foodies
16 Oct, 02:00
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
Answer: The river was frozen.
Answer: The river was frozen.
S.Gedong_Foodies
15 Oct, 02:00
Spelled forwards Iโm what you do every day, spelled backward Iโm something you hate. What am I? Live.
S.Gedong_Foodies
14 Oct, 02:00
Types of friends you could see while eating at a hotpot restaurant.
1: The instagrammable one.
2: The meat eater
3: The one who cooks for you
4: The ones who cares about his/her membership points
5: The ones who love their sauces
6: The ones who keep asking for freebies
1: The instagrammable one.
2: The meat eater
3: The one who cooks for you
4: The ones who cares about his/her membership points
5: The ones who love their sauces
6: The ones who keep asking for freebies
S.Gedong_Foodies
11 Oct, 02:02
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say, so I just used big words.
S.Gedong_Foodies
09 Oct, 02:01
I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
S.Gedong_Foodies
08 Oct, 02:03
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
S.Gedong_Foodies
07 Oct, 02:01
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Answer: Monkey see monkey do
Answer: Monkey see monkey do
S.Gedong_Foodies
04 Oct, 02:03
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.
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