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Guten Morgen!

President Trump called me on my computer phone the other day and asked if I'd spearhead some new initiatives for him. Of course I accepted under the condition that we re-form the Military Assistance Command, Vietnam - Studies and Observation Group. And I'm in charge of it. Not sure the Vietnam bit is necessary but whatever. Here's a few changes that I'll oversee with my CAR15...

All registered democrats will have their hard drives checked(no 4th amendment violations as probable cause is inherent)

You can ask the white woman in a mixed relationship if she's okay or needs help(she's either not, or days away from not being okay).

Hispanic people get paid $12/week(hard working and just doing shit ass jobs are 2 distinct concepts. Shitty pay for low skill shit jobs)

We formally apologize to Germany for not minding our own business in both world wars.
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They finally got a beautiful looking Miss Universe for once.

And yes, she's actually Danish.

A #Seattle man was arrested and could face 10 years in prison for doing burnouts on an LGBTQ+ mural.
Ivan Barzul, 21, was taken into custody Tuesday at his home in Renton after being accused of vandalizing the City’s LGBTQ+ Pride art piece, and nearly hitting pedestrians and cars as he did so.
He's accused of committing the crime on three different occasions - July 14, September 7 and September 15 - at the mural, according to the Bellevue Police Department. - Daily Mail

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🇷🇺⚔️🇺🇦 A Mayonnaise factory was hit by Ukrainian drones tonight!

🔴@DDGeopolitics

NEW - Switzerland: 17-year-old asylum seeker from Afghanistan puts on the crown of the Black Madonna in front of praying Christians at the Einsiedeln Abbey Church.

https://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/schweiz/wallfahrtsort-kloster-einsiedeln-jugendlicher-entkleidet-die-schwarze-madonna-es-handelt-sich-um-einen-asylbewerber-aus-afghanistan-ld.2699293

@disclosetv

https://petermcculloughmd.substack.com/p/breaking-news-twice-censored-landmark

After losing his capacity to govern his people, President Biden wanders off into the jungle to be eaten alive by a giant animal, like Paul at the end of Dune: Messiah. As is American tradition.

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UPDATE: We provided the nominative list of flag officers to be removed from the military to the Trump Administration.

*We will not be taking names off the list*

The administration can do what they want with the list. Our team does not take anything outside of the law and regulations into account when considering who goes on the list.

#Austin police officers shot down a suspect following a spree of armed robberies and vehicle thefts that began early in the morning.

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