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Can you see the “f*ck you” in my smile?

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30 Nov, 01:21


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30 May, 12:06


If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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01 May, 13:42


People say I act like I don’t care. I’m not acting.

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16 Apr, 12:12


My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

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03 Apr, 07:49


It is so weird being my own role model.

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23 Mar, 13:37


Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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08 Mar, 17:51


There’s no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.

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27 Feb, 12:31


“Go to hell”, oh honey, where do you think I came from?

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15 Feb, 07:54


Can you see the “f*ck you” in my smile?

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14 Feb, 11:58


💞💞💞𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝐼 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙.💞💞💞

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06 Feb, 13:40


You’re not a model. You’re a b*tch with a smartphone and 50 editing apps.

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29 Jan, 15:13


If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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08 Jan, 19:06


Bitch, please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

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08 Jan, 19:03


Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.

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17 Dec, 09:35


I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.

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10 Dec, 08:12


In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

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03 Dec, 19:29


I would like to confirm that I do not care.

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20 Nov, 15:25


No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullsh*t.

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09 Nov, 10:36


I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.