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Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

27 Jan, 13:11


I found a channel online that was all videos of soupmaking.

But it was mostly stock footage.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

21 Jan, 19:37


If you speedrun Baldur's Gate, is that a Baldur-dash?

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

04 Jan, 19:10


If you keep having problems with your cookware, is that a skillet issue?

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

29 Dec, 22:49


To Superman, it's normal glue.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

26 Dec, 17:22


my partner has started using glass containers instead of aluminum ones for preserving food

it's very jarring

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

21 Dec, 12:48


What kind of tea does a web developer drink?

URL Grey.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

20 Dec, 05:37


Suppose there's a group of furries poodling in the lobby.

Ruining The Magic The Gathering?

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

09 Dec, 17:08


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

06 Dec, 08:34


When people are sad, I sometimes let them color in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

02 Dec, 14:09


Melons can never marry because they cantaloupe.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

19 Nov, 21:07


Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?

It's because he conditioned it.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

16 Nov, 03:25


You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

14 Nov, 21:48


When trees are planted because many folks have been requesting them, is that poplar demand?

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

10 Nov, 13:15


This salad dressing will make you speak angrily at length about all the injustices in the world.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

27 Oct, 17:03


Death by chocolate is just the more extreme form of pain au chocolate.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

21 Oct, 19:52


My friend just called me crazy for not knowing what Armageddon means.

I don't get why it's such a big deal, it's not like it's the end of the world.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

20 Oct, 01:16


Did you know that Karl Marx, the guy that started Marxism, had a sister, Anya, who invented the starting pistol? Like, the thing that's used to start track and field races.

Yeah, she was so influential they say her name before every race as a tribute.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

12 Oct, 18:40


What's Fozzie's singing range?

it's BEAR-itone!

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

10 Oct, 17:29


Today, Facebook wants me to know that you should absolutely have two dog characters named Calvin and Klein.

They’re a pair of boxers.

Best Puns & Best Dad Jokes

10 Oct, 00:05


I just got fired from the pasta factory

all because I made a fusilli mistakes