Willy Wonka🍫

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Nothing can hurt me I’ve seen my own unborn kids get eaten alive

A mistake happened I put my baby bro on the bed and the chicken in the oven

I didn’t goto my doctors appointment yesterday because I was sick

People calling me mad now

I’m
Back

I was about to give up but hear the neighbour claps and say "keep going, don't stop" ... that's everything I needed to hear, thank you for the support

Tomorrow exam but I’m still loyal to my phone

Nutted in 4 bounces, I know they cookin me in her group chat 😭😭

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double-edged sword. I mean, I like the idea of killing babies, but I dont like the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions

LIVING WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER AROUND, WATCHING EACH OTHER GO POTTY, AND WONDERING WHAT THE OTHER HAS IN THEIR MOUTH.

While listening to 'Hangover,' an idea came to me... Who came up with the word 'hangover'? What's hanging? Where is it hanging? How's it hanging? Why's it hanging, and over what exactly?

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I’m going to hire a gay dude to cry at my bro’s funeral 😈😈

They making sure we don't even have a chance

Random thought( mulled over 4 a while )
bf=boyfriend
Bff=best frd 4rver..how/why
technically speakin BF stands 4 a 'friend' who's a boy and z azer way round so does zat make it ok 4 a guy 2 use zat word coz chicks b sayin zey wiz zer gfs mostly so y can't a guy do z same?
GF=girl frd so GFF shld also b a word...GFF=good frd 4ever
but does zat not put u in z friendzone either way but wiz privileges of a lover?🤔

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