retardigrade

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retardigrade (English)

Welcome to the world of "retardigrade" - the Telegram channel dedicated to celebrating the resilient and remarkable tardigrade! Also known as water bears or moss piglets, tardigrades are tiny, microscopic creatures that can survive extreme conditions such as radiation, extreme temperatures, and even the vacuum of space. Their incredible abilities have earned them the title of the toughest animals on Earth. On this channel, you will find fascinating facts, stunning images, and engaging discussions about these incredible creatures. Whether you are a tardigrade enthusiast, a science lover, or simply curious about the wonders of nature, "retardigrade" is the perfect place for you. Join us to explore the resilience and wonder of tardigrades today!

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10 Jan, 03:46

🇺🇸 Carol Acosta, a popular ‘body-positivity’ influencer known as Killadamente, tragically died at the age of 27 after choking on food during dinner with her family.

The incident occurred at a New York restaurant, where Acosta was enjoying a meal when she began to choke, leading to a cardiorespiratory arrest. Despite prompt medical attention, she could not be saved.

Follow us -> LiveLeak

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10 Jan, 03:44

Jews are so accustomed to being able to hire private roving mercenaries to do their bidding over the last couple hundred years that they think they can apply this to natural disasters now

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10 Jan, 03:43

🤣🤣

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10 Jan, 03:43

Everyone in Los Angeles county just received an alert to evacuate.

KTLA reports the advisory does not actually impact the entire city.

More incompetence from LA officials. 🤦‍♂️

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10 Jan, 00:17

I stole this meme about stealing stolen memes

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09 Jan, 23:49

🇵🇱

🇮🇱

⚡️Polish government allows Netanyahu to attend 80th anniversary of Auschwitz liberation, guarantees safety despite ICC warrant – PM

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09 Jan, 23:45

How two early life americans ended up owing most of California's fresh water supply thanks to bribing politicians and using tax payers own money to do it

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09 Jan, 23:15

When New Zealanders attempt Kung fu

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09 Jan, 13:58

It's so obvious.

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09 Jan, 13:43

Man with Parkinsons takes marijuana for the first time

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09 Jan, 13:41

Pigeons are notoriously bad at building nests

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09 Jan, 13:31

Oof

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02 Jan, 19:37

Brutal footage of hand to hand combat between Russian and Ukrainian soldiers.
At the end the Ukrainian asks for a peaceful death, to die quietly from his wounds, which the Russian grants.
Before his death, the Ukrainian praises him as "The best fighter in the world."

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02 Jan, 18:35

H-1B Visa: Infinity Indians
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ohSOytf6ow4&si=2zOAIB_2ch2Gw0Os

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02 Jan, 17:43

Chris Langan, in which he roundly shits on Musk, AI, and the H1B debate generally. Final paragraph is the kicker.

https://vxtwitter.com/RealChrisLangan/status/1874556071987007776

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01 Jan, 22:52

The actual state

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01 Jan, 18:32

Doing the rounds on Watsapp.
Bit cringy. I dunno.
Anyway, happy new year everyone

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01 Jan, 18:31

2025 = 45² is a "perfect square year."

It is represented by the square of the sum of all the digits of the decimal numbering system.

(0 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)² = 2025.

It also represents the sum of the cubes of all the digits of the decimal numbering system.

(0³ + 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³) = 2025.

The last "perfect square year" occurred in 1936 and after 2025 only in 2116.

Happy 45² to you & yours

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31 Dec, 23:34

Person pushed into oncoming subway car in New York City....

I'm sure Kathy Hochul will be along shortly to ride the subway surrounded by armed NYPD officers whilst assuring everyone the "subway is safe" 🤡🌎

#CityLife #murder #decay #NYC #subway #urban #democrats #NewYork #crime

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31 Dec, 06:16

"To defeat Putin's Russia, we need a religion that will unite us. If the President of Ukraine, the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, and the National Guard lean towards Judaism, then maybe all Ukrainian citizens should adopt Judaism? We will defeat our enemies, and then we'll see. After all, it's clear that Ukraine will be occupied if it continues to hold the current worldview that its citizens possess."

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09 Dec, 17:24

Sweden mailed a brochure to all households telling them to be prepared for war.

The whole brochure is filled with images of black and asian characters.

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09 Dec, 17:23

— 🇩🇪/🇸🇾 NEW: One of the largest Syrian migrant-rights movements in Germany, one day after celebrating the fall of Assad, has called upon the German government to keep Syria registered on the list of 'unsafe countries', and are urging German authorities not to send them back

@Middle_East_Spectator

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09 Dec, 16:47

JUST IN - Jury finds veteran Daniel Penny not guilty in chokehold death of Jordan Neely.

Daniel Penny: a Marine hero who stepped up and now walks free.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/jssqphkvmg/

@disclosetv

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09 Dec, 15:02

Janusz Walus to be deported to Poland

Former South African Communist Party (SACP) leader Chris Hani's killer, Janusz Walus, will be deported to his home country, Poland.

In November 2022, the Constitutional Court found then-justice minister Ronald Lamola's decision to refuse Walus parole in 2020 had been irrational and set it aside, paving the way for his release from prison the following month, after 28 years behind bars.

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09 Dec, 14:32

Lmaoooo🤣 Gm

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09 Dec, 14:32

Here are my new Trump Perfumes & Colognes! I call them Fight, Fight, Fight, because they represent us WINNING. Great Christmas gifts for the family. Go to gettrumpfragrances.com. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

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08 Dec, 17:12

@AtlasAiArt

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07 Dec, 15:17

Tokyo government gives workers 4-day workweek to boost fertility, family time
Article, Comments

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07 Dec, 06:54

Manslaughter charges against Daniel Penny dismissed.

📎 AF Post

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06 Dec, 17:47

Bring out your grandparents, you can make a bit of money out of them 🙄....

https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/uk-govt-to-offer-cash-bonuses-to-families-who-euthanize-their-elderly-relatives/

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06 Dec, 17:45

Jews keep saying that we need them to do the banking.

But I'm thinking these Japanese might provide better service

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15 Nov, 22:35

20 month sentence for saying he didn't want his money going to immigrants.

If you are not allowed a voice in your governance, you are a slave.

The threshold for Just War Doctrine has been far exceeded by the excesses of these vile traitors.

Act accordingly.

https://x.com/KatKanada_TM/status/1856442861434351739

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15 Nov, 22:30

https://x.com/classicsgroyp/status/1856809144357171343

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15 Nov, 20:56

Um... maybe pharma has not yet begun to shit the bed.

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15 Nov, 19:03

Is America even real?

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15 Nov, 18:11

Context: ~30 days ago Biden-Harris admin gave Israel a deadline to improve conditions in Gaza. At the time it was seen as a campaign ploy to help lend legitimacy to Harris's run for presidency. Predictably, biden was lying.

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15 Nov, 16:56

Just a suggestion

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15 Nov, 16:56

Beep..beep..beep..

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15 Nov, 16:54

🇿🇦

South African government says it won’t help thousands of illegal miners inside a closed mine

JOHANNESBURG (AP) — South Africa’s government says it will not help an estimated 4,000 illegal miners inside a closed mine in the country’s North West province who have been denied access to basic supplies as part of an official strategy against illegal mining.

The miners in the mineshaft in Stilfontein are believed to be suffering from a lack of food, water and other basic necessities after police closed off the entrances used to transport their supplies underground.

It is part of the police’s Vala Umgodi, or Close the Hole, operation, which includes cutting off miners’ supplies to force them to return to the surface and be arrested.

North West police spokesperson Sabata Mokgwabone said information received from those who recently helped bring three miners to the surface indicated that as many as 4,000 miners may be underground. Police have not provided an official estimate.

In the past few weeks, over 1,000 miners have surfaced at various mines in North West province, with many reported to be weak, hungry and sickly after going for weeks without basic supplies.

Police continue on Thursday to guard areas around the mine to catch all those appearing from underground.

https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-illegal-miners-arrests-4d376ae6f6afca6170220f88fe859f90

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15 Nov, 16:45

Reason why women are so against alcohol and they lose reason more quickly

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15 Nov, 16:43

Remember that time jewish political consultant Arthur Finkelstein was trying to get an ex TV star elected president and he came up with a catchy slogan he knew would appeal to people that thought America was going to hell... ...in 1980?
And then they amnestied 3 million illegals.

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15 Nov, 13:38

FDA and Cdc staff already quiting

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15 Nov, 13:37

JUST IN - Trump officially nominates RFK Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/n0p6vv65p3/

@disclosetv

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15 Nov, 13:33

Lmao

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14 Nov, 14:07

Huge news guys

GM

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14 Nov, 14:06

Babylon Court

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14 Nov, 13:47

Sounds familiar

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14 Nov, 13:06

“It’s time to END THE FED right now!” Ron Paul pushes Trump to make Amer...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BNknnTk4icA&si=lhsLTr7xcCRyPmaS

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13 Nov, 19:31

Wait for it lmao

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13 Nov, 19:25

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Biden-Harris administration announces plans to send "every dollar" possible to Ukraine before Donald Trump's presidency begins.

@WatcherGuru

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13 Nov, 16:00

Just another day in Durban South Africa. Cash in Transit van blown up, emergency services barely speaks English, rock n roll plays in the background

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13 Nov, 12:14

🟢🇵🇱 Poland - Rhodesian flag during Polish Independence Day demonstrations

@SANU

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13 Nov, 02:43

Department Of Government Efficiency
DOGE😁

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05 Nov, 06:08

South African taxi (black privately owned, informal, public transport) operators say that no one should go anywhere unless they get their cut.

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05 Nov, 06:05

Britain First, highlighting SA farm murders to UK public

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05 Nov, 06:04

South African government project tenders, awarded to black friends and family of decision makers, are nothing but a scheme to milk the taxpayer

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05 Nov, 04:17

The jewish ~~hammer~~ nail

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04 Nov, 14:33

🇺🇦 Ukraine has reportedly targeted North Korean troops in Russia’s Kursk region for the first time since their deployment, says Andriy Kovalenko, head of the Ukrainian Center for Countering Disinformation.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-11-04/ukraine-says-north-korean-military-attacked-in-kursk-region

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04 Nov, 13:57

Literal meme

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04 Nov, 00:44

In Spain, over 200 people lost their lives in the floods, but the municipality of Almonacid de la Cuba was fortunate to be protected by an ancient Roman dam built over 2,000 years ago during the reign of Emperor Augustus. This remarkable structure, the tallest surviving Roman dam, safeguarded the local residents and infrastructure by holding back water to its maximum capacity and allowing it to gradually recede, preventing the floodwaters from reaching residential areas.

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04 Nov, 00:28

@WitnessMeIAmAwaited

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03 Nov, 21:18

Homes with Harris signs receiving letters thanking them for accepting to house a migrant family

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03 Nov, 21:04

https://x.com/AlexBarnicoat_/status/1853107345850814480?s=08

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02 Nov, 13:11

Per capita

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01 Nov, 19:23

🎃 🇮🇪 🤖 Attendees Visit Fake Halloween Parade in Dublin advertised by AI generated content as a real event.

https://fxtwitter.com/Ste_McDermott/status/1852095696293499022

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01 Nov, 13:20

Stroke your cock today

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31 Oct, 21:18

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30 Oct, 18:30

📝 303 replies

Suicide pods don’t work

The creator/ceo has been arrested for manual strangulation of the first “successful” suicide pod victim.
>The first person to use the controversial suicide pod dubbed the “Tesla of euthanasia” was found inside with strangulation marks on her neck.
>The president of Sarco’s operator The Last Resort, Dr Florian Willet, remains in custody after being arrested along with several other people nearby. Willet was the only person present when the woman died.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/shes-still-alive-sarco-suicide-pod-user-found-strangulation-marks-boss-custody/

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/486353813

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