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Welcome to the world of "retardigrade" - the Telegram channel dedicated to celebrating the resilient and remarkable tardigrade! Also known as water bears or moss piglets, tardigrades are tiny, microscopic creatures that can survive extreme conditions such as radiation, extreme temperatures, and even the vacuum of space. Their incredible abilities have earned them the title of the toughest animals on Earth. On this channel, you will find fascinating facts, stunning images, and engaging discussions about these incredible creatures. Whether you are a tardigrade enthusiast, a science lover, or simply curious about the wonders of nature, "retardigrade" is the perfect place for you. Join us to explore the resilience and wonder of tardigrades today!

retardigrade

02 Feb, 20:52


JUST IN: 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Canadian dollar falls to lowest level since 2003 following US tariffs.

@WatcherGuru

retardigrade

02 Feb, 20:51


This is the hot-take on US politics that you need, in order to understand every decision and outcome over the entire Trump presidency.

https://vxtwitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1886082749779607997

retardigrade

02 Feb, 20:48


Elon Musk deleted USAID's X page. It had almost 1 million subs.
The action was taken despite USAID being an official US gov agency.
Earlier, Musk claimed that the agency 'had to die'.
He accused USAID of creating COVID and pushing fake media narratives via grants and gov funding.

retardigrade

02 Feb, 20:47


Myanmar

retardigrade

02 Feb, 20:46


Leaked email by John Brennan - Obama's head of CIA - proves that the famous letter of 50 CIA operatives who confirmed that the Hunter Biden's laptop story 'was Russian disinformation' was, in fact, a staged coordinated effort to give Joe Biden's presidential campaign some help.

retardigrade

02 Feb, 19:57


🇺🇸🇵🇦🇨🇳⚡️- BREAKING: Panamanian President Jose Raul Mulino announces that Panama is breaking all ties with China's Silk Road Project, following pressure and an ultimatum from US Secretary of State Marco Rubio!

retardigrade

02 Feb, 18:33


🇺🇸 - US ban on gun sales to adults under age 21 is unconstitutional, court rules.

A decades-old U.S. government ban on federally licensed firearms dealers selling handguns to adults under the age of 21 is unconstitutional, a U.S. appeals court held on Thursday, citing recent U.S. Supreme Court rulings expanding gun rights.

New Orleans-based 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals marked the first time a federal appeals court has held that the prohibition violated the right to keep and bear arms enshrined in the U.S. Constitution's Second Amendment.

retardigrade

02 Feb, 04:04


TIL that in the United States, 54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level, 20% are below 5th-grade level, and 21% are illiterate. [Source]

retardigrade

01 Feb, 20:27


Kek

retardigrade

01 Feb, 06:37


Doxxed through VPN.

"A common mistake I have seen people who want to remain anonymous online make is using a VPN consistently with burner accounts, but then they use the same VPN with the same IP address at around the same time to access accounts already associated with them, such as their online banking or a Gmail they have used since they were a teenager."

This is a must read if you use VPNs.

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/identify-suspect-through-a-vpn/travis-west-interview.html

You can find "Simplified Privacy" on Nostr. Here is the link to the Simplified Privacy account via Primal.net. (Primal just updated their web interface to be even better)

retardigrade

01 Feb, 06:32


Borat dishes out financial advice.
Just kidding, this is Ukrainian MP Goncharenko telling the EU how to save money

retardigrade

01 Feb, 06:11


And I thought I liked that McEnany chic

retardigrade

01 Feb, 06:10


https://youtu.be/bAxqE1hIxco?s

retardigrade

31 Jan, 22:36


#BREAKING

🇺🇸⚖️❗️ | President Trump's Justice Department has just fired every January 6th federal prosecutors in the DC U.S. Attorney’s office!

retardigrade

19 Jan, 05:07


Saudi Arabia

retardigrade

19 Jan, 04:44


JUST IN: 🇺🇸 TikTok officially shuts down in the United States following ban.

@WatcherGuru

retardigrade

19 Jan, 02:23


We are about to see amazing things

retardigrade

18 Jan, 22:04


Jew-fu

https://vxtwitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1880069086941692379

retardigrade

17 Jan, 13:58


...that they know of😉

retardigrade

17 Jan, 13:58


NEW - United States: The number of firearms in civilian possession topped 490 million in 2022, the Firearm Industry Trade Association NSSF says in a new report.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/0ck43xfp4a/

@disclosetv

retardigrade

17 Jan, 13:56


Friday amirite🍻

retardigrade

17 Jan, 13:49


JUST IN: 🇪🇺🇷🇺 Europe buys record levels of Russian gas to begin 2025, sending billions of dollars to the Kremlin.

@BRICSNews

retardigrade

10 Jan, 03:46


🇺🇸 Carol Acosta, a popular ‘body-positivity’ influencer known as Killadamente, tragically died at the age of 27 after choking on food during dinner with her family.

The incident occurred at a New York restaurant, where Acosta was enjoying a meal when she began to choke, leading to a cardiorespiratory arrest. Despite prompt medical attention, she could not be saved.

Follow us -> LiveLeak

retardigrade

10 Jan, 03:44


Jews are so accustomed to being able to hire private roving mercenaries to do their bidding over the last couple hundred years that they think they can apply this to natural disasters now

retardigrade

10 Jan, 03:43


🤣🤣

retardigrade

10 Jan, 03:43


Everyone in Los Angeles county just received an alert to evacuate.

KTLA reports the advisory does not actually impact the entire city.

More incompetence from LA officials. 🤦‍♂️

retardigrade

10 Jan, 00:17


I stole this meme about stealing stolen memes

retardigrade

09 Jan, 23:49


🇵🇱🇮🇱⚡️Polish government allows Netanyahu to attend 80th anniversary of Auschwitz liberation, guarantees safety despite ICC warrant – PM

retardigrade

09 Jan, 23:45


How two early life americans ended up owing most of California's fresh water supply thanks to bribing politicians and using tax payers own money to do it

retardigrade

09 Jan, 23:15


When New Zealanders attempt Kung fu

retardigrade

09 Jan, 13:58


It's so obvious.

retardigrade

09 Jan, 13:43


Man with Parkinsons takes marijuana for the first time

retardigrade

09 Jan, 13:41


Pigeons are notoriously bad at building nests

retardigrade

09 Jan, 13:31


Oof

retardigrade

02 Jan, 19:37


Brutal footage of hand to hand combat between Russian and Ukrainian soldiers.
At the end the Ukrainian asks for a peaceful death, to die quietly from his wounds, which the Russian grants.
Before his death, the Ukrainian praises him as "The best fighter in the world."

retardigrade

02 Jan, 18:35


H-1B Visa: Infinity Indians
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ohSOytf6ow4&si=2zOAIB_2ch2Gw0Os

retardigrade

02 Jan, 17:43


Chris Langan, in which he roundly shits on Musk, AI, and the H1B debate generally. Final paragraph is the kicker.

https://vxtwitter.com/RealChrisLangan/status/1874556071987007776

retardigrade

01 Jan, 22:52


The actual state

retardigrade

01 Jan, 18:32


Doing the rounds on Watsapp.
Bit cringy. I dunno.
Anyway, happy new year everyone

retardigrade

01 Jan, 18:31


2025 = 45² is a "perfect square year."

It is represented by the square of the sum of all the digits of the decimal numbering system.

(0 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)² = 2025.

It also represents the sum of the cubes of all the digits of the decimal numbering system.

(0³ + 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³) = 2025.

The last "perfect square year" occurred in 1936 and after 2025 only in 2116.

Happy 45² to you & yours

retardigrade

31 Dec, 23:34


Person pushed into oncoming subway car in New York City....

I'm sure Kathy Hochul will be along shortly to ride the subway surrounded by armed NYPD officers whilst assuring everyone the "subway is safe" 🤡🌎

#CityLife #murder #decay #NYC #subway #urban #democrats #NewYork #crime

retardigrade

31 Dec, 06:16


"To defeat Putin's Russia, we need a religion that will unite us. If the President of Ukraine, the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, and the National Guard lean towards Judaism, then maybe all Ukrainian citizens should adopt Judaism? We will defeat our enemies, and then we'll see. After all, it's clear that Ukraine will be occupied if it continues to hold the current worldview that its citizens possess."

retardigrade

09 Dec, 17:24


Sweden mailed a brochure to all households telling them to be prepared for war.

The whole brochure is filled with images of black and asian characters.

retardigrade

09 Dec, 17:23


🇩🇪/🇸🇾 NEW: One of the largest Syrian migrant-rights movements in Germany, one day after celebrating the fall of Assad, has called upon the German government to keep Syria registered on the list of 'unsafe countries', and are urging German authorities not to send them back

@Middle_East_Spectator

retardigrade

09 Dec, 16:47


JUST IN - Jury finds veteran Daniel Penny not guilty in chokehold death of Jordan Neely.

Daniel Penny: a Marine hero who stepped up and now walks free.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/jssqphkvmg/

@disclosetv

retardigrade

09 Dec, 15:02


Janusz Walus to be deported to Poland

Former South African Communist Party (SACP) leader Chris Hani's killer, Janusz Walus, will be deported to his home country, Poland.

In November 2022, the Constitutional Court found then-justice minister Ronald Lamola's decision to refuse Walus parole in 2020 had been irrational and set it aside, paving the way for his release from prison the following month, after 28 years behind bars.

retardigrade

09 Dec, 14:32


Lmaoooo🤣 Gm

retardigrade

09 Dec, 14:32


Here are my new Trump Perfumes & Colognes! I call them Fight, Fight, Fight, because they represent us WINNING. Great Christmas gifts for the family. Go to gettrumpfragrances.com. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

retardigrade

08 Dec, 17:12


@AtlasAiArt

retardigrade

07 Dec, 15:17


Tokyo government gives workers 4-day workweek to boost fertility, family time
Article, Comments

retardigrade

07 Dec, 06:54


Manslaughter charges against Daniel Penny dismissed.

📎 AF Post

retardigrade

06 Dec, 17:47


Bring out your grandparents, you can make a bit of money out of them 🙄....

https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/uk-govt-to-offer-cash-bonuses-to-families-who-euthanize-their-elderly-relatives/

retardigrade

06 Dec, 17:45


Jews keep saying that we need them to do the banking.

But I'm thinking these Japanese might provide better service

retardigrade

15 Nov, 22:35


20 month sentence for saying he didn't want his money going to immigrants.

If you are not allowed a voice in your governance, you are a slave.

The threshold for Just War Doctrine has been far exceeded by the excesses of these vile traitors.

Act accordingly.

https://x.com/KatKanada_TM/status/1856442861434351739

retardigrade

15 Nov, 22:30


https://x.com/classicsgroyp/status/1856809144357171343

retardigrade

15 Nov, 20:56


Um... maybe pharma has not yet begun to shit the bed.

retardigrade

15 Nov, 19:03


Is America even real?

retardigrade

15 Nov, 18:11


Context: ~30 days ago Biden-Harris admin gave Israel a deadline to improve conditions in Gaza. At the time it was seen as a campaign ploy to help lend legitimacy to Harris's run for presidency. Predictably, biden was lying.

retardigrade

15 Nov, 16:56


Just a suggestion

retardigrade

15 Nov, 16:56


Beep..beep..beep..

retardigrade

15 Nov, 16:54


🇿🇦 South African government says it won’t help thousands of illegal miners inside a closed mine

JOHANNESBURG (AP) — South Africa’s government says it will not help an estimated 4,000 illegal miners inside a closed mine in the country’s North West province who have been denied access to basic supplies as part of an official strategy against illegal mining.

The miners in the mineshaft in Stilfontein are believed to be suffering from a lack of food, water and other basic necessities after police closed off the entrances used to transport their supplies underground.

It is part of the police’s Vala Umgodi, or Close the Hole, operation, which includes cutting off miners’ supplies to force them to return to the surface and be arrested.

North West police spokesperson Sabata Mokgwabone said information received from those who recently helped bring three miners to the surface indicated that as many as 4,000 miners may be underground. Police have not provided an official estimate.

In the past few weeks, over 1,000 miners have surfaced at various mines in North West province, with many reported to be weak, hungry and sickly after going for weeks without basic supplies.

Police continue on Thursday to guard areas around the mine to catch all those appearing from underground.

https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-illegal-miners-arrests-4d376ae6f6afca6170220f88fe859f90

retardigrade

15 Nov, 16:45


Reason why women are so against alcohol and they lose reason more quickly

retardigrade

15 Nov, 16:43


Remember that time jewish political consultant Arthur Finkelstein was trying to get an ex TV star elected president and he came up with a catchy slogan he knew would appeal to people that thought America was going to hell... ...in 1980?
And then they amnestied 3 million illegals.

retardigrade

15 Nov, 13:38


FDA and Cdc staff already quiting

retardigrade

15 Nov, 13:37


JUST IN - Trump officially nominates RFK Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/n0p6vv65p3/

@disclosetv

retardigrade

15 Nov, 13:33


Lmao

retardigrade

14 Nov, 14:07


Huge news guys

GM

retardigrade

14 Nov, 14:06


Babylon Court

retardigrade

14 Nov, 13:47


Sounds familiar

retardigrade

14 Nov, 13:06


“It’s time to END THE FED right now!” Ron Paul pushes Trump to make Amer...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BNknnTk4icA&si=lhsLTr7xcCRyPmaS

retardigrade

13 Nov, 19:31


Wait for it lmao

retardigrade

13 Nov, 19:25


JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Biden-Harris administration announces plans to send "every dollar" possible to Ukraine before Donald Trump's presidency begins.

@WatcherGuru

retardigrade

13 Nov, 16:00


Just another day in Durban South Africa. Cash in Transit van blown up, emergency services barely speaks English, rock n roll plays in the background

retardigrade

13 Nov, 12:14


🟢🇵🇱 Poland - Rhodesian flag during Polish Independence Day demonstrations

@SANU

retardigrade

13 Nov, 02:43


Department Of Government Efficiency
DOGE😁

retardigrade

05 Nov, 06:08


South African taxi (black privately owned, informal, public transport) operators say that no one should go anywhere unless they get their cut.

retardigrade

05 Nov, 06:05


Britain First, highlighting SA farm murders to UK public

retardigrade

05 Nov, 06:04


South African government project tenders, awarded to black friends and family of decision makers, are nothing but a scheme to milk the taxpayer

retardigrade

05 Nov, 04:17


The jewish hammer nail

retardigrade

04 Nov, 14:33


🇺🇦 Ukraine has reportedly targeted North Korean troops in Russia’s Kursk region for the first time since their deployment, says Andriy Kovalenko, head of the Ukrainian Center for Countering Disinformation.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-11-04/ukraine-says-north-korean-military-attacked-in-kursk-region

retardigrade

04 Nov, 13:57


Literal meme

retardigrade

04 Nov, 00:44


In Spain, over 200 people lost their lives in the floods, but the municipality of Almonacid de la Cuba was fortunate to be protected by an ancient Roman dam built over 2,000 years ago during the reign of Emperor Augustus. This remarkable structure, the tallest surviving Roman dam, safeguarded the local residents and infrastructure by holding back water to its maximum capacity and allowing it to gradually recede, preventing the floodwaters from reaching residential areas.

retardigrade

04 Nov, 00:28


@WitnessMeIAmAwaited

retardigrade

03 Nov, 21:18


Homes with Harris signs receiving letters thanking them for accepting to house a migrant family

retardigrade

03 Nov, 21:04


https://x.com/AlexBarnicoat_/status/1853107345850814480?s=08

retardigrade

02 Nov, 13:11


Per capita

retardigrade

01 Nov, 19:23


🎃 🇮🇪 🤖 Attendees Visit Fake Halloween Parade in Dublin advertised by AI generated content as a real event.

https://fxtwitter.com/Ste_McDermott/status/1852095696293499022

retardigrade

01 Nov, 13:20


Stroke your cock today

retardigrade

31 Oct, 21:18


HH

retardigrade

30 Oct, 18:30


📝 303 replies

Suicide pods don’t work

The creator/ceo has been arrested for manual strangulation of the first “successful” suicide pod victim.
>The first person to use the controversial suicide pod dubbed the “Tesla of euthanasia” was found inside with strangulation marks on her neck.
>The president of Sarco’s operator The Last Resort, Dr Florian Willet, remains in custody after being arrested along with several other people nearby. Willet was the only person present when the woman died.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/shes-still-alive-sarco-suicide-pod-user-found-strangulation-marks-boss-custody/

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/486353813

retardigrade

29 Oct, 17:28


Aston Martin bike🤮

retardigrade

29 Oct, 12:09


Polish rep at EU

retardigrade

29 Oct, 12:09


SA government replacing stolen firearms at 4x the price

retardigrade

29 Oct, 11:25


https://x.com/caitoz/status/1851033722596048963?t=qlULXyjpvL98X4cfOaj8ZQ&s=19

retardigrade

29 Oct, 00:58


Not even hiding it anymore huh?

retardigrade

28 Oct, 17:48


Khabib v usury

We have become Generation Riba
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1LLq0mdG4B4&si=V-iruTeNOOws9A7J

retardigrade

28 Oct, 15:35


Boer golf

retardigrade

28 Oct, 14:30


Gm

retardigrade

28 Oct, 14:29


Gm
@AtlasAiArt