From FOMO to HODL
Some of you have been asking me about the crypto market, blaablaablaa, so here are the three steps of how it will most likely go:
First Run - You Miss It
You're sitting there, staring at your screen like it's the last slice of pizza at a party or reading posts like this.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin's doing backflips to the moon, and you're still wondering if you left the stove on. By the time you decide, crypto's already thrown a parade without you.
Second Run - You're the Exit Liquidity Congrats!
You're back with a vengeance, but you've got the gambling fever.
You're not just playing the market; you're betting on every meme coin with a dog or a cat in the logo, hoping for that 1000x return.
It's like buying lottery tickets with your rent money. Sure, someone wins the jackpot, but it's probably not you. Instead, you become the ATM for those who got in early, high-fiving them as they cash out on your dough.
Third Run - You've Learned Your Lesson - HODL
After a couple of faceplants, you've wised up. You're no longer chasing the crypto equivalent of a unicorn; you're all about the blue-chip cryptos. "HODL" isn't just a meme; it's your philosophy now. You've seen enough dips to know that patience isn't just a virtue; it's your survival strategy in this digital wild west.
B.L.U.F
- Don't Be Greedy: Crypto's a wild ride; don't let greed be your guide.
- Gamble Wisely: Only play with what you can laugh off losing.
- Stay Humble: Remember, in crypto, the only constant is change.
- Memes: When the market dips, make sure your sense of humor doesn't.
@tapptales
Some of you have been asking me about the crypto market, blaablaablaa, so here are the three steps of how it will most likely go:
First Run - You Miss It
You're sitting there, staring at your screen like it's the last slice of pizza at a party or reading posts like this.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin's doing backflips to the moon, and you're still wondering if you left the stove on. By the time you decide, crypto's already thrown a parade without you.
Second Run - You're the Exit Liquidity Congrats!
You're back with a vengeance, but you've got the gambling fever.
You're not just playing the market; you're betting on every meme coin with a dog or a cat in the logo, hoping for that 1000x return.
It's like buying lottery tickets with your rent money. Sure, someone wins the jackpot, but it's probably not you. Instead, you become the ATM for those who got in early, high-fiving them as they cash out on your dough.
Third Run - You've Learned Your Lesson - HODL
After a couple of faceplants, you've wised up. You're no longer chasing the crypto equivalent of a unicorn; you're all about the blue-chip cryptos. "HODL" isn't just a meme; it's your philosophy now. You've seen enough dips to know that patience isn't just a virtue; it's your survival strategy in this digital wild west.
B.L.U.F
- Don't Be Greedy: Crypto's a wild ride; don't let greed be your guide.
- Gamble Wisely: Only play with what you can laugh off losing.
- Stay Humble: Remember, in crypto, the only constant is change.
- Memes: When the market dips, make sure your sense of humor doesn't.
@tapptales
