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Statman Dave

20 Oct, 19:36

Robert Lewandowski has now scored 11 goals in La Liga this season, the most of any player in Europe’s Top 5 Leagues.

He has now scored 6 goals in his last three games for Barcelona.

Vintage. 🇵🇱🍷
698
Statman Dave

20 Oct, 16:51

Nicolas Jackson has scored or assisted 27 goals in the Premier League since joining Chelsea.

The only strikers to be directly involved in more goals: Erling Haaland (42) & Ollie Watkins (39).

Well timed run in behind. 🇸🇳⚽️
818
Statman Dave

20 Oct, 16:34

Curtis Jones' half by numbers vs. Chelsea:

100% dribbles completed
100% tackles won
100% duels won
24/27 passes completed
1 interception
1 penalty won

Excellent in both boxes. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🅰️
805
Statman Dave

20 Oct, 09:53

🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala
🇰🇷 Son Heung-Min
🇨🇴 Luis Díaz
🇵🇹 Rafael Leão
🇫🇷 Bradley Barcola
🇪🇸 Nico Williams
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Phil Foden

None of the players above has been directly involved in more goals this season than Alejandro Garnacho (8). 🔥
864
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 16:16

No player on the pitch completed more final third passes (22) or created more chances (4) than Marcus Rashford vs. Brentford today.

Wide playmaker. 🅰️
965
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 16:16

Matthijs de Ligt‘s game by numbers vs. Brentford:

95% pass accuracy
4 passes into the final third
4 ground duels contested
3 ground duels won
3 tackles attempted
3 tackles won
3 interceptions
3 clearances

Technically he kept a clean sheet too. 👁️
880
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 16:06

Christian Eriksen’s game by numbers vs. Brentford:

100% long pass accuracy
98% pass accuracy
5 passes into the final third
5 defensive actions
4 chances created
1 foul won
1 shot

Smooth operator. 🤩
733
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 16:06

Alejandro Garnacho’s game by numbers vs. Brentford:

10 touches in the opposition’s box
8 shots (5 on target)
4 defensive actions
4 attempted take-ons
2 successful take-ons
2 chances created
1 foul won
1 goal

Believe the hype. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
814
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 15:54

Marcus Rashford now has 40 Premier League assists for Manchester United. The only #MUFC wingers with more are Ryan Giggs (162) & David Beckham (80).

Not bad company. 👀
676
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 15:53

Rasmus Højlund’s game by numbers vs. Brentford (72 minutes):

70% pass accuracy
6 touches in the box
5 ground duels contested
3 ground duels won
3 attempted take-ons
2 successful take-ons
2 shots
1 goal

Took his goal well and caused problems throughout. 🔥
713
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 15:51

Marcus Rashford was directly involved in 6 non-penalty goals across the whole of last season. He’s already on 5 this season.

Getting back to his best. 👏
709
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 15:15

Alejandro Garnacho has been directly involved in as many goals this season (8) as Kylian Mbappé.

What a finish. 🔥
714
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 15:08

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#MUFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brentford

✈️Watch here live ⏩ https://t.me/+V8hHw1WMAw00NmVk
714
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 14:57

Manchester United had 10 shots in the first half against Brentford. Alejandro Garnacho was directly involved in most of them — taking 5 & creating another.

Lively. ⚡️
10,467
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 14:48

Danny Welbeck has scored as many league goals this season (5) as Harry Kane.

One of the greatest goalscorers in history. And Harry Kane. 😉
754
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 12:45

Since joining Tottenham, Kulusevski has been directly involved in 36 Premier League goals. Son is the only current Spurs player who has scored or assisted more goals (77) in that time🇸🇪💥
869
Statman Dave

19 Oct, 12:45

James Maddison created 5 chances (1 assist) in the first half against West Ham, 3 more than any other player on the pitch.

He also completed 21/24 passes completed in the final third, 5 more than any other player. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🅰️
918
Statman Dave

12 Oct, 23:12

Bruno Fernandes’ game by numbers vs. Poland:

86% pass accuracy
4 chances created
4 tackles attempted
4 tackles won
4 shots
2 crosses
1 big chance created
1 assist

Much more like it. 👏
2,208
Statman Dave

11 Oct, 12:38

Cole Palmer has been directly involved in 44 Premier League goals since the start of last season, the most of any player. Across Europe’s top five leagues, the only player with more goal involvements in that time is Harry Kane (54).

Outperforming Haaland & Mbappé. 🥶
1,776
Statman Dave

07 Oct, 11:31

André Onana has kept more clean sheets (4) than any other goalkeeper in the Premier League this season. This is despite facing an xG of 13.63. Only the newly promoted sides, Wolves, Everton & West Ham have faced more.

United’s best player this term. 🧤
2,475
Statman Dave

26 Sep, 10:28

Moisés Caicedo has made more successful challenges (15) than any other player across Europe’s top five leagues so far this season.

Looking more like the player that Chelsea thought they were signing… ✍️
1,249
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 22:07

Manuel Ugarte won 4/4 tackles in the first half against FC Twente, twice as many as any other player on the pitch.

Such a necessary addition to the squad. 🔋
1,279
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 21:58

❌ Fulham
❌ Brighton
❌ Liverpool
❌ Crystal Palace
❌ Twente

Manchester United have underperformed their xG in 5/7 matches so far this season. 😤
1,328
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 21:50

Noussair Mazraoui’s game by numbers vs. FC Twente:

84% pass accuracy
82 total touches
8 passes into the final third
6 ball recoveries
4 attempted tackles
4 successful tackles
3 interceptions
2 crosses
1 chance created

So consistent. 👏
1,226
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 21:40

Christian Eriksen already has as many goal involvements this season as he managed across the whole of last season (4).

What’s Danish for “what a hit, son” ?! 🎯
1,083
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 21:35

Manuel Ugarte played 10 passes into the final third and made 10 defensive actions against FC Twente.

Adds some much-needed solidity in the middle. ⚖️
997
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 20:29

Marcus Rashford’s first half vs. FC Twente by numbers:

100% duels won
36 total touches
7 touches in the opposition’s box
4 attempted take-ons
4 successful take-ons
3 defensive actions
2 chances created
1 big chance created
0.41 xA

Putting on a show under the lights. 💡
1,231
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 19:39

Christian Eriksen has now been directly involved in 20 goals for Manchester United — scoring 6 and assisting 14.

Twenty times, twenty times, Man Utd… 🎶
869
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 18:09

Man Utd XI vs. FC Twente (4-2-3-1): Onana; Mazraoui, Maguire, Martinez, Dalot; Eriksen, Ugarte; Amad, Fernandes, Rashford; Zirkzee.
905
Statman Dave

25 Sep, 13:10

Bruno Fernandes’ career record in Europe:

👕 69 matches
⚽️ 27 goals
🅰️ 28 assists
⏱️ 0.87 G/A p90

Always so good under the lights. 💡
994
Statman Dave

24 Sep, 09:23

Since the start of 2020/2021 (his first full season at Man Utd), Bruno Fernandes has created 422 chances. That’s 74 more than any other player in Europe and 87 more than any other Premier League player.

The best playmaker in the game. 🪄
1,100
Statman Dave

21 Sep, 17:53

Joshua Zirkzee’s game by numbers vs. Crystal Palace:

88% pass accuracy
23 total touches
2 chances created
1 big chance created
1 shot
0.24 xA

Another eye-catching display. 👁️
1,700
Statman Dave

21 Sep, 17:20

🔘 67% possession
🔘 9 shots
🔘 5 big chances

Nothing to show for a dominant first half for Erik ten Hag’s side. 😤
1,600
Statman Dave

21 Sep, 12:58

Nicolas Jackson's game by numbers vs. West Ham:

4 shots
2 chances created
2 goals
1 interceptions
1 assist

Nicolas Jackson with end product is going to be bad news for the Premier League. ⚽️⚽️🅰️
1,500
Statman Dave

21 Sep, 12:51

Jadon Sancho's game by numbers vs. West Ham:

90% pass accuracy
2 chances created
2 dribbles
1 big chance created
1 assists

2 assists in 101 mins of Premier League football this season. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿📈
1,300
Statman Dave

21 Sep, 12:48

Cole Palmer has scored 24 goals in the Premier League for Chelsea. Haaland is the only player in the competition with more (36).

He has also registered more assists (15) than any other Premier League player since joining the club.

Ice COLD Palmer. 🔵❄️
1,200
Statman Dave

20 Sep, 14:43

Amad has more progressive carries from RW 23 than any other player in the Premier League so far this season. The only player across Europe’s top five leagues with more from that position is Ousmane Dembélé with 25.

Man Utd have a superstar on their hands. 🙌
1,400
Statman Dave

20 Sep, 11:44

There’s just one player in La Liga who has progressed the ball further in yards so far this term than Viniciús Junior… Girona’a Daley Blind.

Forever underrated. 🧠
1,400
Statman Dave

20 Sep, 08:21

Jamal Musiala created more chances 7 than any other player across the opening set of Champions League fixtures.

A joy to watch. 💫💫💫
1,400
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 21:04

William Saliba won 100% of his tackles, completed 92% of his tackles, wasn’t dribbled past & didn’t lose an aerial duel against Atalanta.

And THAT tackle on Lookman. 🔥🔥🔥
1,400
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 21:04

Ederson’s game by numbers vs. Arsenal:

100% tackles won
100% aerial duels won
51 passes
8/11 duels won
2/3 dribbles completed
1 key pass
1 penalty won

Another top display in CM. 👏👏👏
1,200
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 20:48

David Raya INCREDIBLE double save 🤯🤯
1,100
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 20:28

David Raya has now saved 2 out of the 5 penalties he has faced as an Arsenal goalkeeper registering a 40% save percentage.

Before joining Arsenal, he had just saved 2 out of the 28 penalties he had faced registering a save percentage of just 7%.

Ridiculous double save. 🧤🧤
1,300
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 13:32

Across all competitions in 2024, Viktor Gyökeres has been directly involved in 51 goals in 39 matches.

The second best striker in the world? 🤔
1,200
Statman Dave

19 Sep, 10:24

Across Europe’s top five leagues, only two players have more shot-creating actions this season than Andreas Pereira (28) — Viniciús Junior (29) and Lamine Yamal (30).

The former #MUFC man is keeping fine company. 🤝
1,100
Statman Dave

18 Sep, 10:51

Erling Haaland has scored 18 goals in 20 Champions League appearances for Manchester City. He is their fourth all-time top goalscorer in the competition — he’s already halfway to equaling Sergio Agüero’s club record.

Inevitable. 🔜
1,400
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 21:29

Harry Kane’s game by numbers vs. Dinamo Zagreb:

100% successful dribbles
100% long pass accuracy
86% pass accuracy
8 shots
6 shots on target
4 goals
3.7 xG

The top scoring Englishman in UCL history. 🆕
1,400
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 21:00

Bruno Fernandes’ cameo vs. Barnsley:

83% pass accuracy
31 minutes
6 chances created
5 touches in the opposition’s box
4 passes into the final third
2 assists

Created a chance every 5 minutes on average. 😳
13,200
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 21:00

Christian Eriksen’s game by numbers vs. Barnsley:

96% pass accuracy
64 total touches
4 passes into the final third
3 ball recoveries
2 chances created
2 shots
2 goals

Class is permanent. 👏👏👏
1,100
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 20:28

Marcus Rashford’s game by numbers vs. Barnsley:

9 touches in the opposition’s box
6 shots
5 attempted take-ons
3 successful take-ons
3 passes into the final third
3 shots on target
2 ball recoveries
2 goals
1 assist

Born to play in red and white 🎶
980
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 20:27

Erik ten Hag’s Manchester United have scored 5+ in a competitive game for the very first time.

He loves this tournament. 🏆
968
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 20:27

Marcus Rashford has scored more League Cup goals (16) than any other player since he made his competition debut.

Carrying Utd to the cup again? 👀
950
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 20:03

Alejandro Garnacho is currently averaging a goal or assist every 29 minutes across all competitions this season.

Stop him if you can. 😮‍💨
940
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 20:00

Alejandro Garnacho has now been directly involved in 20 goals for Manchester United at senior level — 12 goals & 8 assists.

One of each today. ⚽️🅰️
972
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 19:58

Casemiro’s first half vs. Barnsley by numbers:

100% tackles won
100% long pass accuracy
100% dribble success
93% pass accuracy
55 total touches
7 passes into the final third
7 ball recoveries
6 defensive actions

Captain Case. 🫡
932
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 19:50

Marcus Rashford has scored 7 goals in his last 7 matches in the League Cup. He scored in the first match in 22/23, when Manchester United went on to win the competition.

A good omen. 👀
924
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 19:49

— Goal 23 mins after coming on vs. Man City

— Assist 26 mins after coming on vs. Fulham

— Goal 33 mins after coming on vs. Southampton

— Assist after 16 mins vs. Barnsley

Alejandro Garnacho is wasting no time at all in 2024/2025. ⭐️
1,100
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 19:25

No Manchester United player in the modern era has scored more League Cup goals than Marcus Rashford (15).

So good to see him smiling again. ❤️
999
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 18:48

Jacob Ramsey’s Champions League debut by numbers:

100% successful take-ons
98% pass accuracy
5 touches in the opposition’s box
4 ball recoveries
3 chances created
3 fouls won
3 shots
1 goal

A Birmingham boy bagging on the big stage. 🤩
1,100
Statman Dave

17 Sep, 18:04

Man Utd XI vs. Barnsley (4-2-3-1): Bayindir; Dalot, Evans, Maguire, Collyer; Ugarte, Casemiro; Antony, Eriksen, Garnacho; Rashford.

Full debut for Manuel Ugarte. 👀
1,100

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