I don't study in medical college...
I just go there to lose my self respect.
I just go there to lose my self respect.
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22 Sep, 12:23
There is one thing common between me sitting in the library & Diabetes Insipidus patient,
We both can't "CONCENTRATE " ๐
We both can't "CONCENTRATE " ๐
MED MEMES ๐
18 Aug, 17:28
The stethoscope is only for the hospital guard to know I'm a doctor ๐๐
MED MEMES ๐
20 Jul, 16:49
Healthy Thinking- as described by Schneider as
1. contact: ability to stick to a topic
2.continuity: to make a meaning full connection b/w word and pradesh
3. organisation: to recognise thought process and ideas.
All three of them are lost in the viva room ?
#psychiatry
1. contact: ability to stick to a topic
2.continuity: to make a meaning full connection b/w word and pradesh
3. organisation: to recognise thought process and ideas.
All three of them are lost in the viva room ?
#psychiatry
MED MEMES ๐
11 Jul, 12:51
Story of my life:
Me: โWhat medical problems do you have?โ
Patient: โoh none โบ๏ธ.โ
Me: โDo you take any medications everyday?โ
Patient: โYep, I have one for my blood pressure, a couple for diabetes and a new one for cholesterol.โ
We have to do better with patient education yโall.
Me: โWhat medical problems do you have?โ
Patient: โoh none โบ๏ธ.โ
Me: โDo you take any medications everyday?โ
Patient: โYep, I have one for my blood pressure, a couple for diabetes and a new one for cholesterol.โ
We have to do better with patient education yโall.
MED MEMES ๐
26 Jun, 18:14
โ๏ธMorphine Side Effects
โญ๏ธ MORPHINE โญ๏ธ
M - Miosis
O - Orthostatic hypotension
R - Respiratory depression
P - Physical dependency
H - Headache
I - Intestine inhibited; constipation
N - Nausea
E - Euphoria
โญ๏ธ MORPHINE โญ๏ธ
M - Miosis
O - Orthostatic hypotension
R - Respiratory depression
P - Physical dependency
H - Headache
I - Intestine inhibited; constipation
N - Nausea
E - Euphoria
MED MEMES ๐
23 Jun, 13:29
How to Memorize Insulins
๐นFAST-ACTING
No "LAG" period
Lispro
Aspart
Glulisine
๐นLONG-ACTING
L-L-L
Levemir (Detemir)
Lantus (Glargine)
๐นINTERMEDIATE
"I" for Inter / Isophane
- Isophane
๐นULTRA-LONG ACTING
"U" for Ultra / deglUdec
- Degludec
๐นFAST-ACTING
No "LAG" period
Lispro
Aspart
Glulisine
๐นLONG-ACTING
L-L-L
Levemir (Detemir)
Lantus (Glargine)
๐นINTERMEDIATE
"I" for Inter / Isophane
- Isophane
๐นULTRA-LONG ACTING
"U" for Ultra / deglUdec
- Degludec
MED MEMES ๐
04 May, 19:42
As a medical student, I wanted to change the world.
As a trainee surgeon, I wanted to change lives.
As a specialist consultant surgeon, I just want to go home.
As a trainee surgeon, I wanted to change lives.
As a specialist consultant surgeon, I just want to go home.
MED MEMES ๐
02 May, 01:12
Medical training is just saying โgotta get through this weekโ for a couple hundred weeks
MED MEMES ๐
09 Apr, 07:46
Residency Tip : Eat when you can, Sleep when you can, study when you can, and always double glove when you do a rectal exam.
MED MEMES ๐
26 Mar, 09:41
Usually the Questions that are asked in theory are not asked in viva๐ฐ
Questions that are asked in Viva are not asked in theory ๐ค
Questions which are not asked in theory and viva are asked by the
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patient and their attendants in practice....
Questions that are asked in Viva are not asked in theory ๐ค
Questions which are not asked in theory and viva are asked by the
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patient and their attendants in practice....
MED MEMES ๐
27 Feb, 08:24
Medicine
โค๏ธ Named Heart Murmers
๐ Carey coombs murmur - mid diastolic murmur - Mitral valvulitis (Rheumatic Fever)
๐ Graham steell murmur: early to mid diastolic - Pulmonary Regurgitation
๐ Stills murmur: benign grade 2 mid systolic murmur - normal children/adolescents (louder in hyperdynamic states )
๐ Austin flint murmur: low pitched mid to late diastolic - Severe AR
โค๏ธ Named Heart Murmers
๐ Carey coombs murmur - mid diastolic murmur - Mitral valvulitis (Rheumatic Fever)
๐ Graham steell murmur: early to mid diastolic - Pulmonary Regurgitation
๐ Stills murmur: benign grade 2 mid systolic murmur - normal children/adolescents (louder in hyperdynamic states )
๐ Austin flint murmur: low pitched mid to late diastolic - Severe AR
MED MEMES ๐
16 Jan, 14:42
Vitamin B deficiencies ๐
B1: Beriberi
B2: Glossitis
B3: Pellagra
B5: Burning foot syndrome
B6: Peripheral neuropathy
B7: Hair loss & Brittle nails
B9: Neural tube defect
B12: Megaloblastic anemia
B1: Beriberi
B2: Glossitis
B3: Pellagra
B5: Burning foot syndrome
B6: Peripheral neuropathy
B7: Hair loss & Brittle nails
B9: Neural tube defect
B12: Megaloblastic anemia
MED MEMES ๐
17 Oct, 20:23
Thrombocytopenia all you need to know!
3 main mechanisms!
1. โฌ๏ธproduction =
Marrow disorder or
Liver disorder = โฌ๏ธTPO production
2. Destruction/consumption =
Immune mediated (ITP) or
non immune (DIC)
3. Sequestration =
Splenomegaly
Or pseudo (platelet clump due to EDTA)
3 main mechanisms!
1. โฌ๏ธproduction =
Marrow disorder or
Liver disorder = โฌ๏ธTPO production
2. Destruction/consumption =
Immune mediated (ITP) or
non immune (DIC)
3. Sequestration =
Splenomegaly
Or pseudo (platelet clump due to EDTA)
MED MEMES ๐
16 Oct, 07:23
Who asks "khana khaya kya" more than a mother ??
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The anaesthetist ๐คฃ๐คฃ
But seriously, you guys rock ๐ช๐ผ
#worldanaesthesiaday
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The anaesthetist ๐คฃ๐คฃ
But seriously, you guys rock ๐ช๐ผ
#worldanaesthesiaday
MED MEMES ๐
09 Oct, 17:41
ALL BACILLI ARE GRAM NEGATIVE; EXCEPT
"BL(2)AC(2)MEN P" or
"BLLACCMEN P"
-Bacillus
-Listeria monocytogenes
-Lactobacillus
-Actinomyces
-Corynebacterium
-Clostridium
-Mycobacteria
-Erysipelothrix rhusiopathiae
-Nocardia
-Proipionebacterium
These are the GRAM POSITIVE BACILLI. ๐๐ฆ
"BL(2)AC(2)MEN P" or
"BLLACCMEN P"
-Bacillus
-Listeria monocytogenes
-Lactobacillus
-Actinomyces
-Corynebacterium
-Clostridium
-Mycobacteria
-Erysipelothrix rhusiopathiae
-Nocardia
-Proipionebacterium
These are the GRAM POSITIVE BACILLI. ๐๐ฆ
MED MEMES ๐
07 Oct, 20:50
Sleeping late โ waking up late
โ โ
Regret โ being unproductive
all day
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Regret โ being unproductive
all day
MED MEMES ๐
06 Oct, 14:56
Primary Hypothyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Primary Hyperthyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Secondary Hypothyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Secondary Hyperthyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Primary Hyperthyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Secondary Hypothyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
Secondary Hyperthyroidism
โฌ๏ธ TSH, โฌ๏ธ T3/T4
MED MEMES ๐
06 Oct, 07:31
Studying neuroscience is a constant dichotomy between โThis is so cool!โ and โwtf did I just read
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