Diary of Apes | α | @diaryofapes Channel on Telegram

Diary of Apes | α |

@diaryofapes


Will just post stuff I buy. This is never financial advice.

Diary of Apes | α | (English)

Welcome to Diary of Apes, a Telegram channel dedicated to sharing insights into purchases made by the creator. The channel, with the username @diaryofapes, emphasizes that the content shared is not financial advice but rather a personal reflection on various items bought. The Diary of Apes channel provides followers with a unique glimpse into the shopping habits and consumer choices of the creator. From tech gadgets to fashion finds, the channel offers a diverse range of products that have caught the creator's eye. Whether it's a new piece of furniture for their home or the latest trending accessory, followers can expect to see a variety of purchases showcased on the channel. With a disclaimer that the content is not intended as financial advice, Diary of Apes serves as an entertaining and informative platform for those interested in seeing what others are buying. This candid look into the creator's purchases allows followers to gain inspiration for their own shopping decisions or simply enjoy browsing through the latest finds. So, if you're curious about the shopping habits of others and enjoy discovering new products, be sure to join Diary of Apes on Telegram. Remember, the content shared is for entertainment purposes only, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual shopping experience!

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25 Jan, 16:29


This was longer than a couple of days, but good shit

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25 Jan, 15:07


That fucker Penn owes me everything he has. I need to tax him like I was the IRS

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23 Jan, 17:26


Cobie buying, rookie buying and still barely 2m

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19 Jan, 22:21


This is nasty shit, but fuck it. We print

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19 Jan, 21:52


Notis on for don jr, baron, and Eric and their wives

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19 Jan, 21:21


Lol

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19 Jan, 21:21


Yooooooo

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19 Jan, 21:19


trump and melania? ok

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19 Jan, 11:17


So many trump bros gonna retire now. Congrats to all of them. Well played

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18 Jan, 14:36


Just facts

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18 Jan, 14:36


I think that after this we are cured from coping

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18 Jan, 14:36


Like, if you missed this token there’s nothing that is going to make you feel worse lmao

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18 Jan, 12:27


whats next? strategic trump reserve?

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17 Jan, 20:38


Ok. Really trash

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17 Jan, 19:58


thats the coin if youre feeling frisky

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17 Jan, 19:58


https://g8.xyz/token/0x2c3a7e0d6551caAAD1f496abD28779CdACAE13FE

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17 Jan, 19:57


ok, its mooning now

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17 Jan, 19:39


looks trash

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17 Jan, 19:35


this is some new platform and there is a 1st coin that just launched on it

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11 Jan, 15:25


I need 10% of whatever money it makes you. If it doesn’t make you money, I’m sorry

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11 Jan, 15:22


https://t.me/AiAgentTrackerBot

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11 Jan, 15:22


new tek

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11 Jan, 15:22


can track virtuals/creatorbid

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11 Jan, 15:22


by name

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10 Jan, 09:35


This is probably a decent hold. He’s( Elon) been talking nonstop about it and will very likely continue to talk about it

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10 Jan, 09:34


Do I claim 200x or 300x or whatever?

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09 Jan, 20:16


Gonna be bidding some stuff. $ETH, $BTC, $SOL, $SUI, and $MOVE

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09 Jan, 20:14


3100 eth is crazy work

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09 Jan, 20:05


Time to go to sleep and wake up 16-20th of January

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09 Jan, 19:24


0x7d2937dFC01B6722f3B89EF180909Ff4a5dDf55E

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1877435764520239454?s=46

35k. Why not?

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07 Jan, 20:39


That’s my president.

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07 Jan, 20:36


https://x.com/cobratate/status/1876727937648545832?s=46

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07 Jan, 20:08


$ETH is repricing to 0. LFG

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07 Jan, 20:03


Please next SBR

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07 Jan, 20:03


https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1876719200388919441

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07 Jan, 19:46


Maybe good. There is another one launched after this one but this was first. I don’t know if it’s a lasting narrative but maybe it does well.

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x2C390d16597aE3ECE2A67f52cCBE2a10bBEb0d6b

https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1876710662371442997

https://x.com/repmtg/status/1876676830096457980?s=46

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06 Jan, 23:04


Guess not cheap enough

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06 Jan, 22:16


Top Hat 🎩 AI 🔥 #3・TopHat_One [🧠 2.7K] ♻️
Followers: 19.1K287 smart
Tweets: 860
Mentions: 245444 smart
Created at: 2024-10-26 07:13:43 (2mo ago)

Building the agentic world

$HAT: AxGAbdFtdbj2oNXa4dKqFvwHzgFtW9mFHWmd7vQfpump

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🔗 Open in Moni ⋅ Open on X

Diary of Apes | α |

06 Jan, 22:15


this is pretty cheap at 200k

https://dexscreener.com/base/0xB8062F66f294B355a2e2b1F3Ad462A93C8c878aD

https://x.com/tophat_one?s=21&t=Hjgt8rti10YcRMNlYtP4Tw

Diary of Apes | α |

06 Jan, 20:58


Do we think $CPAI will use their own tax software to pay taxes on the taxes they just farmed? Cool idea tbh

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06 Jan, 19:30


$TRAI launched during the holidays and i completely forgot about it until i saw it today mooning. great team on this one and chart speaks for itself. Really nice tech.

https://dexscreener.com/base/0x11fecb4ce8d61ac65ba2f64fd46a50bff9190594

https://www.trackgood.ai/
https://x.com/trackgoodai
https://t.me/trackgoodai

Diary of Apes | α |

04 Jan, 20:50


Ong stop selling. I need it to bond so I can nuke on you

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04 Jan, 20:48


These are the people that follow the dev. Imagine not buying it. It’s not even bonded yet

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04 Jan, 20:40


🤖 fun Miss Cleo [504K/0.33%] $CLEO
🌐 Prototype Agent @ Virtuals
💎 FDV: $504K
📊 Vol: $144K 🕰️ Age: 4d
📉 1H: 0.75% ⋅ 🅑 5822
🐦 Twitter

0xd7095a6c02b1848c3828d0bc262b7bb86e51e1fb
VIR ⋅ BAN ⋅ MAE ⋅ SGM ⋅ DEF

📝 Pre-bonded virtuals tokens are not tracked yet.
🔥 NEW: Migration Sniper on Trojan

Diary of Apes | α |

04 Jan, 20:40


Aped this on virtual

0xd7095A6c02b1848c3828d0Bc262b7bB86e51E1Fb

https://x.com/misscleo_ai

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04 Jan, 13:28


send it higher

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04 Jan, 13:28


20x away from KEK

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04 Jan, 13:23


3.5m volume on an eth shitcoin in under 1 hour????? are we back sirs?

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04 Jan, 13:08


$PERCY making ETH great again?

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24 Dec, 15:47


Merry Christmas, everyone.

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22 Dec, 19:38


For whoever followed my buys on that base coin I bought. I’m not active atm and afk for the rest of the month, but that coin was just brought to my attention and there is a funny back story for me with that coin. I have no info or anything just took a flier at it.

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20 Dec, 07:10


i hate december lol. worst month of the year. everyone's happy with fire place, cat on lap, chocolate and whipped cream, christmas songs. im here sitting with my dick in the hand watching chart, waiting to get butt fucked by CPI PPI FOMC taxsells. meanwhile everyone got rich on PNUT coin or XRP coin. i never get any luck. i think i am done for real. gonna sell all my ETH and move on. i can't look in the mirror anymore it's hopeless. every day, price goes down. i'm down bad. it's over

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12 Dec, 16:29


$SBR shall reward the patient ones

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12 Dec, 16:29


JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas State Rep. Giovanni Capriglione officially files bill to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve for the state.

@WatcherGuru

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11 Dec, 19:59


some horses are running

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11 Dec, 18:21


so much higher

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11 Dec, 18:21


https://x.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1866906914136920229

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11 Dec, 18:08


10 mil

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11 Dec, 18:06


ATH on $FUKU!!!!!!

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10 Dec, 19:44


ok, back to hibernaation

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10 Dec, 19:41


this one is the first one btw and its nuking for some reason. i bought some more just in case. and its on sol

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10 Dec, 19:29


I’m looking. Trust me

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10 Dec, 19:29


get a 4th horse then you will become the apocalyptic rider

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10 Dec, 19:26


now im riding 3 horses

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10 Dec, 19:25


sol one at 1m ApRuPCPy1SBa7cxZpGCcZ867afpDgYxmSzCp8JQHpump

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10 Dec, 19:19


Talking about these two

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28 Nov, 19:54


$FUKU holding up pretty well so far and pumped to 3.6 mil earlier. i expect this to be a slow mooner

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28 Nov, 19:52


reposted by $BAT and still under 1m. pretty wild

https://x.com/SimplyOryx/status/1862221944906514514

https://dexscreener.com/solana/APmLv2VarkC5yEjjutYkeK3byr9L2KwCgrVMWHWsgaG7

Diary of Apes | α |

28 Nov, 18:24


There are two types of people

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28 Nov, 18:17


Happy thanksgiving to whoever celebrates it.

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25 Nov, 19:51


They say god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. I need to file for unenrollment cause this soldier shit ain’t for me

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25 Nov, 19:49


How the fuck I sell this and hold ALL my $LUM?

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25 Nov, 19:49


tokenbot - $CLANKER
⚡️ Network: Base
💸 Price: $74.57
📈 1h: 12.03%
📈 24h: 70.63%
📊 Volume: $10,315,117
💧 Liquidity: $3,153,877
💎 Market Cap (FDV): $74,573,769
🔍 Sellable: 🟢
Verified: No
📋 Tax: 0 / 0
Pair Age: 16 days, 23 hours
🔵 Sigma Bot: Buy
🌀 Maestro Bot: Buy
🍌 Banana Bot: Buy

0x1bc0c42215582d5a085795f4badbac3ff36d1bcb

🏆 @Oryxed 130.96x @ 569k 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Website | X
Dexscreener | Dextools | Contract

Diary of Apes | α |

25 Nov, 12:52


$JUSTICE

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25 Nov, 12:52


Justice for Pnut and Fred - $JUSTICE
⚡️ Network: Solana
💸 Price: $0.1018
📈 1h: 58.52%
📈 24h: 100891%
📊 Volume: $26,996,397
💧 Liquidity: $1,438,007
💎 Market Cap (FDV): $99,795,473
🔍 Sellable: 🟢
Pair Age: 0 days, 11 hours
🔵 Sigma Bot: Buy
🌀 Maestro Bot: Buy
🍌Solana Banana Bot: Buy

DGagMywvLG3DwffZHX4eWWE6svnoJpiod3dSNBDwpump

🏆 @brianbiggy 309.90x @ 322k 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Website | X | Telegram
Dexscreener | Dextools | Photon | BullX | Contract

Diary of Apes | α |

24 Nov, 19:42


Went in $FUKU here as chart looks bottomed out and i talked to the CTO team and they sound commited. First of its kind so can really do some numbers.

https://dexscreener.com/solana/AraN3NQsK76nkHGjZSV1eVTSN4W32CJhgEZiTq6XvhR3


$FUKU going to be “your dog” on the internet
-“take fuku for a walk” — verify fuku holdings, he follows your twitter around like a dog
-send fuku $FUKU as “treats” which it will use to generate trading fees, which will buy back more fuku to continually increasing the pool
-more dog agents (The Pound) which will reply guy for fuku

It’s also the first AI agent to be created by the community post-CTO, and like I said, first AI dog agent — wide open since dogs are most of the meme space

Diary of Apes | α |

24 Nov, 19:02


I still hold all my $LUM instead

Diary of Apes | α |

24 Nov, 19:01


I don’t hold this anymore but this was a great cook and it’s now the meta and not the beta to $LUM I suppose since it’s higher market cap.

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24 Nov, 19:01


tokenbot - $CLANKER
⚡️ Network: Base
💸 Price: $41.88
📈 1h: -3.26%
📈 24h: 54.06%
📊 Volume: $3,530,682
💧 Liquidity: $1,478,960
💎 Market Cap (FDV): $41,882,585
🔍 Sellable: 🟢
Verified: No
📋 Tax: 0 / 0
Pair Age: 15 days, 22 hours
🔵 Sigma Bot: Buy
🌀 Maestro Bot: Buy
🍌 Banana Bot: Buy

0x1bc0c42215582d5a085795f4badbac3ff36d1bcb

🏆 @Oryxed 73.55x @ 569k 🚀🚀🚀

Website | X
Dexscreener | Dextools | Contract

Diary of Apes | α |

22 Nov, 06:18


Holy fuck. I just woke up and saw $BRO hit 20m and now rekt. Didn’t even take any profit. $SOL things

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21 Nov, 20:32


"Hey Bro" is the first-ever drawing by Philb Banks, the artist who created the globally trending Chill Guy meme. This iconic artwork, titled Hey Bro, predates the Chill Guy phenomenon but shares the same laid-back, high-vibes essence that has made the meme a cultural sensation. Often tied to smoking weed and “hit blunt” memes, the Hey Bro meme embodies a spirit of relaxation and carefree humor. By spotlighting Philb Banks’ original creation, $HEYBRO aims to celebrate the roots of this unique artistic journey. it has a real chance at going crazy IMO

https://dexscreener.com/solana/6suw2itao6uz5ywibajyev44tgzcwazonirtqgu5pueb

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21 Nov, 19:17


Send $SBR to the moon

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21 Nov, 19:17


Trump's 'Crypto Advisory Council' Expected To Setup Promised Bitcoin Reserve: Reuters: DB

🔗 velo.xyz

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21 Nov, 18:59


1m dollars

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21 Nov, 18:54


first nigga live mooning and soon rug probably

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21 Nov, 18:47


i sold live too quickly so i aped the first nigga live

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19 Nov, 18:35


9 mil now and a great narrative ATM with thanksgiving around the corner

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18 Nov, 21:58


legit no other chains matter but SOL. how do we bridge $LUM and $SBR there? theyd both be at like a billion with 200m daily volume probably

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18 Nov, 21:49


buy now or buy on coinbase

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18 Nov, 21:43


ngl, CTO after 5 min is pretty dope

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18 Nov, 21:43


wow. they just shook you out. updated socials now,. no more gay stuff

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18 Nov, 21:36


one more time

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18 Nov, 21:35


https://meatspin.com/

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18 Nov, 21:33


lmfaooooo

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18 Nov, 21:32


im going to sleep. gn

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18 Nov, 21:32


not gud tek

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18 Nov, 21:31


this is the website

Diary of Apes | α |

18 Nov, 21:31


https://meatspin.com/

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18 Nov, 21:31


im the retard

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18 Nov, 21:31


my god

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18 Nov, 21:23


you know the Brian Armstrong from Base? anyways was too cheap for me to pass on it. maybe people smarten up and moon my bags

https://dexscreener.com/base/0x3884142061986281F01bb2e33C4973728CcCA1DE

Diary of Apes | α |

18 Nov, 21:17


retards. trump is literally meeting brian arsmstorng and yall buying that shit on sol and on eth when the one on base is 80k

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18 Nov, 20:01


Man. The level of faggotry in crypto knows no bounds. Imagine planning and executing a vemp attack on a coin that “friends” or at least people you know very well are top holders. Faggots I tell you

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18 Nov, 19:34


Will try again tomorrow

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18 Nov, 19:34


Terrible day. All my shitcoins are nuking and I can’t ever win on SOL.

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18 Nov, 12:49


$CORN 6.6m crazy resilient team. 99.9% of other people would’ve given up so many times by now, but these guys keep chugging away at it.

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01 Nov, 21:29


they're gonna kill my nigga moodeng next

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01 Nov, 20:59


They killed the homie pnut

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01 Nov, 20:56


Omg. I got some fucking terrible news

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31 Oct, 14:03


Was this the top?

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31 Oct, 09:53


Good looking chart ngl

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31 Oct, 09:44


Holy shit. Vitalik coin mooning

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31 Oct, 09:31


https://x.com/simplyoryx/status/1851919746171576750?s=46

Diary of Apes | α |

31 Oct, 09:22


Seems like vitalik putting in work.

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30 Oct, 23:11


Thank you. I’m out

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 23:01


Vitalik. Weak ass dev

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 23:00


Fuck. Yall sold more

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 22:59


Ok guys. The taxes are gone. The ca is drained for what I’m assuming is to get only tier 1 kols like downsin and penn, and I’m down on it, so maybe buy some so I can see green and sell. Thanx.

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 22:45


Eth 2.0 sirs

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30 Oct, 22:45


🍌 Token: TeaDog
🍌 0x8a91de71FC48b24d911F8EbBbBcFb051886C1614
🍌 DEX: Uniswap_V2
🍌 Safe to buy: 🟡 Degen Mode, Trades At User Risk

📊 Market Cap: $367,520
⚖️ Liquidity: 20.5 WETH
🚽 Contract balance: 177563627 (17.76%)

🧮 Tax: B: 20.00% • S: 0.00% • T: 0.00%
🤑 MaxTx: 🟢 1.33091748 ETH

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📖 Sniper's Playbook for Manual Buyer

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 22:20


Happy Halloween rat niggas

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30 Oct, 22:10


We about to ape eth 2.0 since 1.0 is getting rugged atm

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 22:07


Vitalik funds, vitalik apes maybe

Diary of Apes | α |

30 Oct, 22:03


Who is apeing this 100 eth bundle?

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29 Oct, 17:07


They picked shit over cow

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29 Oct, 16:56


Holy 🐮