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Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

26 Oct, 01:40


Is the end nigh for kill Bill?
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

26 Oct, 01:05


๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜ฌ
I personally find the timing on this quite extraordinary,

and I think we need to brace ourselves for potentially unprecedented attacks in Western Nations like the UK, US and possibly even Australia to try and drag us all in to this mess.

Sincerely hope I am completely wrong.

JUST IN - Israel begins attack on Iran: Explosions in Tehran.

@disclosetv

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26 Oct, 01:02


Absolutely unbelievable, commitment and skill.
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ›น

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

26 Oct, 01:01


Sent by @tim
Apparently, thereโ€™s a few surprise guests on the Queensland voting ballot
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

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26 Oct, 00:55


Can you believe they are still pushing this garbage?
๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฅด
South Australian police commissioner is apparently going to be nominated for Australian of the yearโ€ฆ

For imposing tyrannical nonsensical and completely destructive public health orders on the people of South Australia.

Isnโ€™t it interesting how they keep giving prizes to the people who do the most damage?
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅด
#Straya

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26 Oct, 00:53


Never forget what they did.
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฉธ
#neverforget

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 23:35


Shit ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 23:28


Kicking off now!
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ›œ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ’ฏ
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25 Oct, 23:13


1 min 15
Starting in 15 mins
How to build a successful online biz.

If youโ€™re stuck or looking for a better wayโ€ฆ.

We have the most epic call starting in 20 minutes with a legendary trainer,
Marc Accetta.

๐Ÿ›œ๐Ÿก๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ž
You absolutely must register for the call if you would like to attend ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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25 Oct, 22:38


Is owning a home a massive scam?
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿก๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
I figured this out about 30 years ago and never in my entire life made any attempt to ever purchase a property.

Some people may still like the idea of owning their own homeโ€ฆ
And yes,
some people do very well out of property.

But for me personally,
Iโ€™ll take the freedom of being able to move around and not being chained to the banksters.

But thatโ€™s just me.

Each to their own.

What do you think about this manโ€™s solid rant?
๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 22:28


On todayโ€™s episode of;
when kiddy sniffers go off-line
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคฃ
โ€œthereโ€™s nothing wrong with me.โ€

Wtaf is going on!?!
๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 22:27


It looks like nothingโ€ฆ
but the first time you get a cover upโ€ฆ
it literally changes your life forever.
Stoked for this kid.
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต

If everyone in the world got tubed,
I reckon there would be world peace the following day.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBkBdeNyttg/?igsh=MXQ4Y2RzcTJza250Mg==

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 22:03


Good Cops launch class action against corrupt Queensland government that made them take the poison darts
๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป
Well this is absolutely huge,
and I have said for a long time,

It is only a matter of time until the police, the nurses,
the doctors and everyone who was forced to take these horrible injections will start to push back.

Huge!

โ€œHundreds of former and current police officers and staff members have launched a class action lawsuit against the state government and the Queensland Police Service, over its COVID-19 vaccine mandates.

The lawsuit, filed in the Supreme Court in Brisbane on Friday, is being funded by billionaire Clive Palmer.


It comes after the Queensland Supreme Court ruled that COVID-19 mandates
breached the human rights laws of some frontline workers.โ€

https://amp.abc.net.au/article/104518776

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 22:00


How to best deal with the work and deranged far
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคญ
#pow

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 20:20


Well, grand rising legends
and here is a visual representation of how we will handle the coming waves of 2025!!!!
๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

Thanks for a funny chat thread last night,
laughter is definitely the best medicine in this mad world.

As the US election approaches,
it looks like Kamelhead is getting absolutely thrashed in the polls,
but it really does make you wonder what is coming for the United States.

We can only hope and pray that somehow America gets back on track because if we do see the continued decline of America,

it pretty much spells the continued decline of the world.

Anyway,
Can all our meme lords be ready and locked and loaded for this afternoonโ€™s meme drop as itโ€™s up to us to save the world by any Memes possible!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

If you have come across anything you would like to share, please do so below in the comments and wishing you the best day ever!!!
LETS GO!!!
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 09:06


Friday night funnies
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘‡
Laughter is the best medicine!

Post anything funny or humorous,
and I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow.
Have a great evening, everyone.
Over and out.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
@daveoneegsauschat
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Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 08:57


Reckon heโ€™s going down?
We live in hope.
๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
@daveoneegsauschat
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Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 05:12


Righto folks,
give us your latest and greatest most far-fetched and wild conspiracy theory!
LETS GO!
๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 05:12


Saname choc protein collagen super charged cafe mocha
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
Fresh cream
Honey
Coffee
Saname choc collagen power!

This is so ridiculously delicious and so loaded with good nutrition!

Your body needs good protein but collagen is also incredibly good at keeping your skin,hair nails and bodily tissues in good shape.

I am so grateful to be part of the promo team for saname because this is a product that I truly believe in,

and it has dramatically improved my gut health and made my skin look a lot better considering how much time I spend in the sun โ˜€๏ธ

Get some of this in your pantry and get some good nutrition into your body!

They want us sick and they want us weak,
and this is one of the best products I can find to keep us strong and healthy.

Letโ€™s support this Aussie small business success story๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ™Œ

Use this link below and Peta will give you a discount on your order๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘‡

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#SANAME

Dave Oneegs Aussie chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ

25 Oct, 04:50


Meanwhile over on Facebook,
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅด
their community standards tolerate pornography and adult content,
but they certainly donโ€™t tolerate the truth about exposing the agenda.
#fcktheZuck