Catturd ™

@catturd2

The turd you can’t flush.

Catturd ™ (English)

Are you tired of constantly refreshing your news feed only to be bombarded with the same biased narratives? Look no further than Catturd ™ – the channel that is not afraid to speak the truth and deliver news with a refreshing dose of humor. With the username 'catturd2', this channel is quickly becoming a favorite among those seeking a break from mainstream media. Who is Catturd? Imagine a bold and outspoken commentator who isn't afraid to call out BS when they see it. What is Catturd? It's the unfiltered truth that you won't find anywhere else. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or just want to stay informed without all the noise, Catturd ™ has got you covered. Join the community today and find out why they say it's 'the turd you can't flush.'

10 Dec, 04:01

Goodnight everyone - see you in clown world tomorrow.

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10 Dec, 03:30

They don't have set terms. They're lying again. They just can't serve over 10 years.

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10 Dec, 03:01

LOL!

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10 Dec, 02:30

They're doing it aren't they?

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10 Dec, 02:02

Over the last week … Joe Biden

1) Pardoned his criminal crackhead son after lying for a year that he wouldn’t.

2) Sent 1 billion to Ukraine.

3) Admitted US involvement to regime change in Syria and promised to send them money to rebuild.

4) Gave almost a billion dollars to Africa.

All while people in North Carolina sleep in tents.

Just in case you’re wondering why Trump won a landslide.

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10 Dec, 01:30

Told ya.

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10 Dec, 01:00

women.

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10 Dec, 00:30

What a joke.

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10 Dec, 00:01

🔥🔥🔥

🚨 JUST IN: Trump to pardon all J6ers on his first day as President.

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09 Dec, 23:30

Hitler would be proud.

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09 Dec, 23:01

☝️☝️☝️

#JudasJoniErnst

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09 Dec, 22:31

In 2026 we're going to fire this clown so she can get her dream job as a Big War lobbyist.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 22:01

LOL!

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09 Dec, 21:31

Everyone should listen to this.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 21:00

What could possibly go wrong.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 20:30

Can't wait for this ridiculous insanity to end.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 20:00

Glad he's noticing.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 19:30

The GOAT is back.

@catturd2

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09 Dec, 19:01

Always sniffing.

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09 Dec, 18:31

Is that 4 guys eating Five Guys?

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08 Dec, 04:02

Goodnight everyone - see you in clown world tomorrow.

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08 Dec, 03:30

Pitiful loser.

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08 Dec, 03:01

Sickening.

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08 Dec, 02:30

🔥🔥🔥

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08 Dec, 02:01

😂😂😂

'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-is-problematic-says-room-full-of-satanic-pedophiles

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08 Dec, 01:30

Do it.

Pete Hegseth’s Lawyer Says He Will File a Lawsuit Against Woman Accusing Hegseth of Sexual Assault if Not Confirmed by Senate

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/12/pete-hegseths-lawyer-says-he-will-file-lawsuit/

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08 Dec, 01:02

Crook.

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08 Dec, 00:31

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@catturd2

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08 Dec, 00:02

It’s this easy.

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07 Dec, 23:30

LOL - 25 years of being wrong 100% of the time.

After nearly 25 years as an Opinion columnist, Paul Krugman is retiring from The Times.

https://www.nytco.com/press/paul-krugman-retires-as-times-columnist/

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07 Dec, 23:01

January 20th can’t come fast enough.

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07 Dec, 22:30

They’re terrified because they’re guilty.

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07 Dec, 22:01

Scum of the earth.

Biden White House Worked Directly with the City of Chicago to Place Immigrants Across the State While Leaving Homeless Chicagoans to Freeze

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/12/biden-white-house-worked-directly-city-chicago-place/

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07 Dec, 21:31

If the 2024 election was a picture.

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07 Dec, 21:00

Because they're all guilty AF.

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07 Dec, 20:31

LOL - there's a shocker.

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07 Dec, 20:01

BAM !!!

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07 Dec, 19:31

Caring about the people again. What a concept.

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07 Dec, 19:01

🤮

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03 Dec, 01:00

Unreal.

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03 Dec, 00:31

These serial lying losers can’t leave office fast enough.

@catturd2

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03 Dec, 00:00

California - count until the Democrat squeaks ahead then call it. Cheaters.

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02 Dec, 23:30

LOL - They're such a joke.

“The FBI Director must be insulated from politics.”

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02 Dec, 23:01

THIS!

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02 Dec, 22:30

That BS is over.

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02 Dec, 21:46

😂😂😂

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02 Dec, 21:39

⚠️ In 24 hours there will be a URGENT LIVE PRIVATE STREAM with President Donald Trump! It won't be covered by any media - it will only be available here on this private channel. There are many traitors among us!

The only way to join this channel is with this invite link. A massive storm of people is already awaiting approval on Trump's LIVE Channel Everyone is going to be accepted at the certain moment of the approval procedure and informed for your successful request.

Just double check and make sure you have issued the request because the server is limited.

WHY THIS LINK IS RELEVANT?

☄️ Donald Trump Office ☄️
☄️ Donald Trump Office ☄️

You'll find out very soon.

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02 Dec, 21:24

Has anyone checked on Robert De Niro?

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02 Dec, 21:01

Anyone good with this can’t say 💩 about Trump’s cabinet

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02 Dec, 20:30

Dear liberals ...

This means we don't give AF about what you think about Trump's cabinet picks.

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02 Dec, 20:01

This.

McCabe getting fired by the FBI for leaking to the press and lying about... only to be hired seemingly five minutes later by CNN is everything you need to know about the state of legacy media.

Within minutes of Kash Patel being nominated FBI Director, Andrew McCabe runs to CNN to complain:

"It's a terrible development for the men and women of the FBI and also for the nation that depends on a highly functioning, professional, independent FBI."

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02 Dec, 19:41

Rumor is spreading that TRUMP is on Telegram under the name of "Donald Trump Office".

A Rumor is Spreading that THIS IS TRUMP's SECRET CHANNEL.

He is dropping BQMBS, He will reveal all evidence and the darkest secrets of the elites!

You might want to follow 👇👇

☄️ Donald Trump Office ☄️
☄️ Donald Trump Office ☄️

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02 Dec, 19:30

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👉🤡

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02 Dec, 19:00

If you work for the government and you're against Kash Patel - I'll assume you're guilty of corruption.

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02 Dec, 18:30

Sounds like something we need to trend this Sunday morning.

👉. . . #FloodTheZone

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02 Dec, 18:01

👆👆👆

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02 Dec, 17:30

LOL! All the big mouthes have the sads. Bye loser ✌️

BREAKING: Hollywood Actress and Democratic Activist, Alyssa Milano deactivates her X account and leaves the platform.

👀

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02 Dec, 17:01

Why do all liberal white women look and act exactly like this?

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24 Nov, 04:01

Fuck her

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24 Nov, 03:30

😂😂😂😂

Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-fbi-director-nominee-catturd

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24 Nov, 02:30

👆👆👆

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24 Nov, 02:00

😂😂😂

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24 Nov, 01:31

I haven't seen Hollywood this pissed off since they closed Epstein's Island and the Diddy parties.

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24 Nov, 01:00

Welp, that’s all, folks…

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24 Nov, 00:31

Rob going to TDS rehab 😂

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24 Nov, 00:01

Should I get a Bluesky account and just post this once I day?

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23 Nov, 23:30

Kamala sure did disappear lol.

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23 Nov, 23:00

The only pic to use when liberals announce they're leaving X ...

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23 Nov, 22:30

If anything demonstrates the arrogance, defiance, and tone deafness of Chris Wray, it’s this pre-retirement speech.

FBI as victim and hero while ignoring his own culpability in destroying the bureau’s credibility is classic Wray. Good riddance.

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23 Nov, 22:01

Winning

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23 Nov, 21:30

Karen FAFO.

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23 Nov, 21:00

Imagine that.

Congress Biggest Recipients BIG PHARmA 1990- 2024
💉 💊 💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉
1. Joe Biden $9,056,663
2. Barack Obama $5,991,812
3. Hillary Clinton $4,583,519
4. Kamala Harris $4,127,484
5. Mitt Romney $3,333,752

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23 Nov, 20:30

OMG - 😂😂😂😂😂

@catturd2

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23 Nov, 20:00

Release the files.

@catturd2

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23 Nov, 19:31

Retire already you POS.

@catturd2

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23 Nov, 19:01

Treason.

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23 Nov, 18:30

😂😂😂

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16 Nov, 22:01

😂😂😂

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16 Nov, 21:31

Don't talk about it - do it.

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16 Nov, 21:00

Who gives AF. 😂

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16 Nov, 20:30

They’re still counting votes lol.

@catturd2

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16 Nov, 20:01

Listen to this.

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16 Nov, 19:30

I hope they catch this POS.

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16 Nov, 19:00

Whoopi lied - of course she did.

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16 Nov, 18:30

This idiot gets dumber by the day.

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16 Nov, 18:00

Never leaving here.

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16 Nov, 17:31

LET’S GO !!!

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16 Nov, 17:01

🙋‍♂️

Who thinks this will go down as one of the greatest administrations in U.S. history?🙋🏼‍♀️

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16 Nov, 16:30

LOL.

The people who think men can get pregnant …

are calling Pete Hegseth

an “extremist”

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16 Nov, 16:01

We just can’t stop winning.

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16 Nov, 15:30

Me waiting for Trump’s next cabinet pick.

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16 Nov, 15:01

Sue her for every dime she has.

This isn’t her opinion—she’s claiming it’s a fact that Pete Hegseth is a white supremacist.

This is defamation.

It goes unchecked by Chris Hayes and MSNBC.

They all need to be sued and have the outlet seized.

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16 Nov, 14:31

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

- Ronald Reagan

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16 Nov, 14:01

Term limits.

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16 Nov, 13:31

Good morning Telegram.

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16 Nov, 05:01

Goodnight Telegram.

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16 Nov, 04:30

Cry me a river - Fire her - she has no business around children.

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13 Nov, 18:30

John Cornyn is a male Liz Cheney.

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13 Nov, 18:27

Don’t quit until you have followed every channel on this list.

Can we ask you one thing in the name of our mission? Can you join & share every channel from this list?

It’s for a very good reason. You should rejoice!

JFK Awakening 🔴

Conspiracy Theory ⛔️

Tucker Carlson ☄️

Exposing the Deep State 🔥

Q | Into The Storm 🚨

5 CHANNELS FOR A REASON

Share this if you are one of us - Don’t do it if you are against us!

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13 Nov, 18:02

Imagine that.

Breaking: Nevada Officials Deleted 26,902 Ballots From Their Reported Mail Ballot Totals Overnight from Thursday to Friday.

Screen-grabs were saved by a GWP source each day. And those show a decrease in the totals in Clark and Washoe counties overnight by 26,902.

A police report was filed by citizen.

Candidate Sam Brown in the US Senate race eventually lost his race he was leading to his Democrat opponent.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/breaking-documents-reveal-nevada-officials-deleted-26902-ballots/

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13 Nov, 17:30

This sellout loser has no business anywhere near Senate leadership.

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13 Nov, 17:01

LMAO - it was all a fraud.

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13 Nov, 16:30

Here's who I believe the following people voted for - which means it was a 2-2 wash.

Joe Biden ... Trump
Jill Biden ... Trump
John Cornyn ... Kamala
John Thune ... Kamala

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13 Nov, 16:01

Only liars and corrupt people do secret ballots.

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13 Nov, 15:30

I noticed that all these liberals melting down over Trump's deportation plans have never once mentioned the over 300,000 missing children.

@catturd2

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13 Nov, 15:00

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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13 Nov, 14:30

These are the facts. The Senate leader race affects us all. There are still Republicans in the House and Senate that will try to block DonaldTrump ‘s agenda.

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13 Nov, 14:02

LOL!

@catturd2

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13 Nov, 13:30

Good morning Telegram.

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13 Nov, 02:30

OMG - 😂 - pathetic.

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13 Nov, 02:00

Wow - They tried to cheat again and couldn’t get there

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13 Nov, 01:31

If Ted Cruz doesn’t vote for Rick Scott after MAGA handed him his Senate seat on a silver platter.

Never listen to a word he ever says again.

If he doesn’t vote for Scott, he’s a backstabber, sellout, liar, and a fraud.

He should be booed everywhere he goes, and every word out of his stinking lying mouth should be laughed at and mocked.

We’re not taking this bullshit anymore.

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13 Nov, 01:00

OMG — YEEESSS!!

Kash is one of the most honest good people I know.

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13 Nov, 00:30

How dare these POS RINOs try to destroy our massive victory.

Seriously - GFY 🖕

@catturd2

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13 Nov, 00:01

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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12 Nov, 23:30

We didn’t bust our ass for 4 years to give Trump a historic landslide so the POS narcissist, Trump-hating RINOs could put one of their sorry ass, good-for-nothing Mitch McConnell disciple war pigs as leader of the senate.

I’ve had it up to here with these scumbags.

You?

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11 Nov, 23:30

Just so you know ...

The Republican Senate will never pick Rick Scott because they're POS RINO war pig losers who don't give AF about America first, MAGA, or Trump's mandate.

But what they doubt understand - we're not going to take this bullshit anymore - and we're going to politically destroy any of these phony losers standing in our way.

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11 Nov, 23:02

These POS losers will never get it.

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11 Nov, 22:30

Dear liberals …

With all your triggered meltdown videos, I’m starting to feel sorry for you.

So let me remind you - Trump will only be your president until January 2029.

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11 Nov, 22:00

What a POS.

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11 Nov, 21:31

😂😂😂😂😂😂 good.

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 21:00

LOL!

BREAKING: Mark Cuban is deleting posts that showed his support for Kamala Harris for President.

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 20:30

THIS.

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11 Nov, 20:01

You know what's uglier than a liberal Karen?

A bald liberal Karen.

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11 Nov, 19:30

Why do all liberal white women always look and act exactly like this?

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11 Nov, 19:01

😂😂😂

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 18:31

Rigged.

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11 Nov, 18:02

🔥🔥🔥Rick Scott for Senate Majority leader.

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 17:30

Yes!

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 17:01

Election denier.
Insurrectionist.
Threat to Democracy.

@catturd2

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11 Nov, 16:30

Fake news media is a joke.

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11 Nov, 16:02

WOW!

Donald Trump clinches biggest popular vote count by a Republican ever

https://nypost.com/2024/11/10/us-news/donald-trump-wins-most-popular-votes-by-a-republican-ever/

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11 Nov, 15:31

Classic.

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02 Nov, 02:00

Inside job- he knows.

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02 Nov, 01:31

All Democrats do is cheat.

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02 Nov, 01:00

Here we go!

@catturd2

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02 Nov, 00:31

Funny how this always just goes one way, isn't it?

@catturd2

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02 Nov, 00:02

You called us all Nazis.

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01 Nov, 23:31

All they do is cheat.

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01 Nov, 23:00

They caught Democrats redhanded cheating again.

BREAKING: RNC investigated and confirmed that 168,000 “duplicate ballots” in Michigan were not and will not be counted, per Lara Trump.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 22:30

All Democrat do is cheat cheat cheat. And after they cheat to get in office, they do absolutely nothing for anyone.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 22:01

A memer was sentenced to prison for this exact same thing.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 21:30

Don't watch any network news channel on election night.

Watch here on X or on Rumble for the truth.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 21:01

LET’S GO !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4uWjT2zvg

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01 Nov, 20:30

Enemy of the people.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 20:00

Watch Democrats like a hawk - we all know they cheat.

RNC Stops Thousands Of Duplicate Ballots From Being Counted In Swing State

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/michigan-ballots-duplicate-cmc/

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01 Nov, 19:30

Arrest Her Now !!!

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 19:02

LET’S GO !!!

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 18:30

Arrest her now!

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 18:02

Joe Biden put a baby’s entire foot in his mouth today and sucked it’s toes.

This sick twisted F..k belongs in jail.

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 17:30

I love Trump … you?

@catturd2

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01 Nov, 17:00

This is Demonic. What a sick satanic Pedophile. This makes me sick to my stomach. What a disgusting POS.

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01 Nov, 16:30

👆

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 17:01

This is 🔥

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 16:31

🔥🔥🔥

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25 Oct, 16:01

WOW !!!

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 15:31

When you lose CNN and David Axelrod.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 15:00

She's sooooooooooooooooooo dumb.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 14:30

🤦‍♂️God, please make it stop.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 14:00

12 more days to stop this treason ...

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25 Oct, 13:30

Yep.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 13:02

Kamala’s CNN town hall was a complete and utter disaster.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 12:30

Good morning Telegram.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 02:30

Goodnight everyone - see you in clown world tomorrow.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 02:00

Bam!!

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7,745

25 Oct, 01:31

Tomorrow - expect this ...

An anonymous source said they saw Trump wearing a Hitler outfit and he was literally eating babies - he ate three babies, a puppy, and he deep fried three little kittens, and clubbed a baby seal, all while giving Putin the nuclear codes.

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 01:01

😂😂😂😂😂 I can't

@catturd2

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25 Oct, 00:30

We’re going to win.

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25 Oct, 00:00

Big shoutout to everyone who has been tirelessly working 24/7 for years to get Trump elected because we’ve always known it’s the only way to save our dying country. 🍻

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24 Oct, 23:31