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stupid stuff for Android

by @itaysonlab

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Welcome to bruhcollective, a Telegram channel dedicated to bringing you the best of stupid stuff for Android users. Managed by @itaysonlab, this channel is a haven for those who enjoy quirky, funny, and entertaining content specifically tailored for Android devices. If you're tired of the same old boring apps and games, bruhcollective is the place to be. From hilarious memes to ridiculous videos, you'll find a wide variety of content that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who is it? bruhcollective is for anyone who loves to laugh and have fun on their Android device. Whether you're a casual user or a tech enthusiast, this channel has something for everyone. What is it? bruhcollective is a collection of silly, absurd, and downright hilarious content that is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. So why wait? Join bruhcollective today and start enjoying the best of stupid stuff for Android!

bruhcollective.

14 Feb, 07:04

😭
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bruhcollective.

08 Feb, 07:12

PSN is now offline for 7 hours straight

and the most funny thing is I forgot to enable "offline play" and now all my games are unplayable...

but guess what - PS4 games are available (always offline, literally "no DRM" for most of the games) and you EVEN CAN DOWNLOAD THEM WHEN SERVERS ARE OFFLINE

so now I'm forced to play Yakuza 0 instead of Infinite Wealth and it is a solid 10/10 experience
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bruhcollective.

08 Feb, 07:02

nothing happened with PSN servers on 7th february of 2025
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bruhcollective.

04 Feb, 00:14

🤔
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bruhcollective.

03 Feb, 08:03

alpha 13

- kSteam core updates!
-- more optimized handling of users and games from store, reducing load times
-- feed rework, with fixes for screenshot merging and more
- reworked newsfeed!
-- design is still alpha, however it is much better than it was before
-- added support for multiple screenshots posted
-- improved rendering for news posts
-- added paging
-- news now load as whole bunch per 24 hours instead of old buggy "let me guess" system
-- clans are now supported, "sales" events are now showing proper avatar + name instead of blanks
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bruhcollective.

02 Feb, 09:15

build today
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bruhcollective.

01 Feb, 04:19

so, upcoming kSteam + Cobalt improvements:
- I have implemented variable caching for apps and users, which should slightly speedup not that fast news fetching
- in Cobalt/Jetisteam, I am planning to finish the new design for News and add an ability to load more entries
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bruhcollective.

31 Jan, 20:24

i didn't even finish half of it
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bruhcollective.

30 Jan, 09:15

what I love more is my bugged airpods

charging is bugged for 3 generations in a row
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bruhcollective.

30 Jan, 04:20

Uncaught Kotlin exception: kotlin.native.internal.IrLinkageError: Function 'layout' can not be called: No function found for symbol 'androidx.compose.ui.layout/MeasureScope.layout|layout(kotlin.Int;kotlin.Int;kotlin.collections.Map<androidx.compose.ui.layout.AlignmentLine,kotlin.Int>;kotlin.Function1<androidx.compose.ui.layout.Placeable.PlacementScope,kotlin.Unit>){}[0]'

I LOVE coil!!!
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bruhcollective.

30 Jan, 04:20

real depression is this
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bruhcollective.

30 Jan, 04:18

cringe sequel
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bruhcollective.

30 Jan, 02:23

CringeUI is coming
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bruhcollective.

28 Jan, 13:59

news redesign this week???
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 21:38

funny but there is no actual way to get these curator recommendations in a way that is NOT involving HTML parsing

jesus christ this api is something
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 08:34

alpha 12

- fixed language-related issue which breaks library indexing for some users
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 07:39

screenshots
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 07:37

News and Profile are still broken/not finished yet

Guard is fully complete
Library is in progress
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 07:36

Jetisteam 3 Alyx
(or, more officially, "Cobalt for Steam")
alpha 11 universal APK

- kSteam, the core, was literally rewritten from scratch:
- - new library, built from the ground up
- - nearly-instantenous library updates
- - support for steam collections
- 2fa won't crash the app on connection interrupts
- a lot of internal fixes
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bruhcollective.

26 Jan, 07:07

pls stop me, I will definetely commit a crime in the next 60 minutes
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bruhcollective.

25 Jan, 09:17

yet still need time to optimize, it runs through all table to render a list

probably will need paging + reducing data amount (it does x5 cross refs for now)
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bruhcollective.

25 Jan, 09:16

it is alive
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bruhcollective.

22 Jan, 01:07

okay, the database thing is finally finished
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bruhcollective.

20 Jan, 07:05

and yeah, why Room?

Realm is basically abandoned… and is broken with Kotlin 2.1 and newer

I never used ObjectBox, and it is not multiplatform, so I’d miss iOS support (however I never planned to use it anyway), so I am still thinking what to pick for the DB

yet Room (SQLite) is a standard
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bruhcollective.

20 Jan, 07:04

almost finished it, only library filtering left

the hard part is building queries because, well, tags and categories are 2 different entities, and you must filter by them BOTH

one of them is okay with CTE, however
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bruhcollective.

20 Jan, 05:14

holy shit
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bruhcollective.

20 Jan, 03:40

btw VDF-related stuff

I implemented VDF compression (simple deflate) and my SQLite database size dropped from 35 megabytes up to 15!
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bruhcollective.

20 Jan, 00:17

i just thought... do you really want this stuff? are you really interested on it?

because i just sit down for several hours looking at code and thinking.... why i am doing it and for who
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bruhcollective.

16 Jan, 19:46

don’t forget that deadlines here are fake and never exist
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bruhcollective.

11 Jan, 08:15

I decided to rewrite the database to use SQLite instead of Realm so a build will be tomorrow
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bruhcollective.

11 Jan, 06:29

maybe a build in a few hours?
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bruhcollective.

09 Jan, 18:29

AC Shadows now release on my birthday lol

still no preorders open(
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bruhcollective.

08 Jan, 04:23

hope it will be faster than before
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bruhcollective.

08 Jan, 04:23

alpha 10 and newer will be also published as an APK file

the only thing left to find is time
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bruhcollective.

04 Jan, 00:41

phil ebet
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bruhcollective.

03 Jan, 00:30

btw this is fixable after fleet reinstall, but I am still using Android Studio

but I wish I could use Fleet :(
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bruhcollective.

01 Jan, 06:12

yay new year (UTC-6)
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bruhcollective.

31 Dec, 23:29

happy new year to everybody!
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bruhcollective.

31 Dec, 23:29

oh god i forgot about this channel
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:15

however this was really cool, I like it

(and autocomplete is quite fast)
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:10

wtf kmm plugin for canary AS?
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:07

lmao bruh
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:06

what is terrible that Fleet in terms of code editing is...... BETTER because it feels smooth and stuff

but this quick fix/go to stuff (which is used almost all the time) made me quit

and KMM support in Android Studio is much worse...
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:04

Fleet experience (5)
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:04

Fleet experience (4)
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:04

Fleet experience (3)
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:02

lmao this stuff works only when you scroll
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:02

Fleet experience (2)
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bruhcollective.

27 Dec, 07:00

Fleet experience
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bruhcollective.

18 Dec, 21:26

i'm ded
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bruhcollective.

02 Dec, 06:50

https://gist.github.com/iTaysonLab/2beaf93345d2c4ef195fa3ec09940484

if you write compose multiplatform and target iOS, this might be useful for you
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bruhcollective.

14 Nov, 19:57

and you don't seem to understand...
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bruhcollective.

13 Nov, 05:40

best software ever
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bruhcollective.

12 Nov, 22:22

excuse me what the fuck
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bruhcollective.

07 Nov, 19:05

or not idk
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bruhcollective.

07 Nov, 19:04

oh, I made a mistake when writing...

new Cobalt alpha is coming next week!
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bruhcollective.

07 Nov, 19:03

Тортури пеніса та яєчок — сексуальні дії, пов'язанні із завданням болю пенісу чи яєчкам, або обмеженням їх рухливості чи функціональності. Вони можуть бути пов'язані з такими безпосередньо болючими діями, як пірсинг геніталій, капання розплавленим воском, лупцювання геніталій, здавлювання, припікання, шмагання, введення предметів до уретри, тортури лоскотанням, еротична електростимуляція, коліноприклонення або стусани. Суб'єкт таких дій може відчувати пряму фізичну насолоду з позиції мазохізму або емоційне задоволення шляхом еротичного приниження, або від розуміння того, що гра подобається садистському домінанту. Багато з цих дій становлять безпосередній ризик для здоров'я.
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bruhcollective.

03 Nov, 08:27

i was a bg3 hater and today i tried to finally play it

worst decision ever

now i'm stuck inside
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bruhcollective.

01 Nov, 20:54

and this was a joke ofc
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bruhcollective.

01 Nov, 20:54

exams done, so let’s rock!
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bruhcollective.

31 Oct, 07:59

y'all always wanted that Nintendo Music app downloader, right?
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bruhcollective.

28 Oct, 18:21

no build this week, prepping for this week exams (x3)

next week expect redesigned news and other improvements
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bruhcollective.

23 Oct, 22:26

Cobalt/Jetisteam alpha 9

- HOTFIX: now navigation properly transitions between tabs without resetting states

should be in Google Play in a few minutes
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bruhcollective.

23 Oct, 22:12

Cobalt/Jetisteam alpha 8

- added "All Games" and filter type icon to collection sheet in Library
- fixed "network issue" when authorizing with code manually
- fixed alert display when revoking a Guard session
- fixed onboarding visibility when finishing Guard setup
- updated kSteam: fix offline mode crash, move IP fetch from main thread

should be in Google Play in a few minutes
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bruhcollective.

23 Oct, 21:28

trade offer:

you give your Google Play email in my PM

I give access to Jetisteam/Cobalt alpha builds

while supplies last
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bruhcollective.

22 Oct, 18:45

i am alive and soon dropping access to jetisteam’s alpha on Google Play
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bruhcollective.

20 Oct, 05:59

orbitreader was a telegram client that combines your channels into a chronological feed

(only channels)
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bruhcollective.

20 Oct, 05:30

gran autismo
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bruhcollective.

30 Sep, 00:18

btw I use arch
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bruhcollective.

27 Sep, 18:08

and yes, it is renamed Jetisteam
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bruhcollective.

27 Sep, 18:07

btw public beta link soon, we are still doing internal testing for now
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bruhcollective.

27 Sep, 17:32 

https://steampowered.com/join/playstationsession?jws=BLAHBLAH


(not working yet)
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bruhcollective.

27 Sep, 17:26

you won't believe that Steam is developing support for joining PSN sessions
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bruhcollective.

16 Sep, 23:27

pain
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bruhcollective.

12 Sep, 00:37

the poll is not about collections (or "folders") - these are already supported!
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bruhcollective.

04 Sep, 04:15

so, now we have:
- family sharing support
- a new advanced query system
- playtime from different platforms
- and more!
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bruhcollective.

01 Sep, 03:33

deadlines missed again bruh
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bruhcollective.

30 Aug, 08:18

now this animation is polished like never before
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bruhcollective.

29 Aug, 19:07

APK today or tomorrow, idk
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