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Ye wkt kesa gujra, kese kese manjar dekhe hmne,
Palake uthi to hmari us taraf hi najar gyi,
Is safar me jaane kitni hi raate to bina soye hi gujar gyi


Reasoning me counting figure ki ginti shi n kar pana
Kitna hi pad le phir bhi course of action aur assumption ka andaja shi n lga pana
Aur aaj ki taarek aur day bhi hme yad nhi rhta
Aur exam m sidha calendar ka question aa jana

Maths m vo choti choti sillies ka ho jana
Shi wakt aane per advance maths k formula dimag se nikal jana
Ek video khatm krke uthte hi h, you tube se,
Magar hand to hand kabhi race kabhi probability ki video suggestion list  me aa jana
Kabhi answer undrued me na aa jaye, esi value rkhne se hamara dar jana
To kabhi beimaan dukaandaar bnke, hamara bemaani kr jana.
Kabhi race m raam ko jitaana,
To kabhi police k haatho chor ka pkda jana ,
Kabhi 11 ki divisibility ka lagana
Magar 2 option match kr jana,
Calculation ki ek bhi trick ka exam me n lag pana.
Chlo maths k liye itni baate bahut h kyuki
Saamne walo ki aakho me ek jadu hona chiye,
Yuhi har kisi ki aakho me dekhhar hmari aakhe Sharrmm se jhukti nhi h
Aur jab baat pyaar aur maths ki aa jati h to phir baate rukti nhi h


Pta nhi ek pal ki khusi k bad phir vhi Andheri Raat dikhayi deti h
English kitna hi pd lo, exam k din hi depend krti h, sbke muh se yhi baat sunaayi deti h.
Ab har dusri chej hme
pdaaaai k bad dikhayi deti h
Aur ab to jab phone ki ringtone bajti h to passage ki tone sunaai deti h
Manjar esa h jese kaali ghataye aasman se chatt rhe h
Last time me Koi rani mam k 60 rule to koi nimisha Bansal k 120 rule rattt rhe h😅

Gk ki baat krne lge to baat krte krte hi next pree aa jayega
Gk naam ka dariya paar krne k liye hmare saamne khada h
Syllabus complete hota hi nhi
Kyoki syllabus jese aasmano se bhi bda h
Aur gk pdte pdte esa lagta h mano
Penicillin hmne hi discover ki ho
Einsteen ka Mc2 hmne hi Diya ho
Neelgiri ki pahadiyo p jese hum hi rhte ho
Inflation jese hmme hi bda rkha ho
Humayun jese hmari hi vajah se sidhiyon se pda ho
Aur panipath ka Yudh jese hmne hi lda ho😄
Sbki jindagi me kuch n kuch khas mukaam aate h
Last time bs gk me
Bhagwan hi kaam aate h😄


Computer m bs itna kahunga
Ki
Kisi ko maths achi lgti h to koi english m angrej h
To kisi ne gk gs se dil lga rkha h
Magar in sbhi me bs ek hi khoff h
Sbko computer ne dara rkha h😄

Aur typing se apna 2-3 salo se ek khass rista ban gya h
Sbhi log us riste ko puri tarah nibha k aana
Aur bina galati k pure 2000 keystrokes dba k aana😁


Aur dar thoda sbko lga rha hoga
Aur jindagi ki bs yhi reet h
Aur jesa Aayush Bhai ne kha tha
Dar k aage hi Jeet h😁


Aur jindagi ka Mtlb kabhi akelapan h
To kabhi jindgi kisi k Sath ki h
Aur kl gaurav Bhai ki gazal wali aavaj sbhi ne sun hi li logi
Phir tension kis baat ki h😁

Jethalal ki pyaar bhari baat jese Koi babita sun li
Aur kai dino bad sbka dil khus h
Kyuki bella mam ki aavaj m best wishes mano Puri geeta sun li😁
Dukh k din jaldi hi ruksat honge sbki jindgi se
Phir khushiyo k din bhi aa jayenge
Bella mam bhi itne din bad vapis aa gye
Ab to exam m no bhi ache aa jayenge 😁😁



Best of luck aap sbhi ko
Aur ye poem just for chill h😁

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