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19 Feb, 09:02

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19 Feb, 08:50

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY. GET MONEY SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON THEM😂

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17 Feb, 07:33

`Busy wearing a crop top showing your stomach with 5 abortions. Sis please cover that graveyard😑😂
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13 Feb, 16:07

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10 Feb, 11:03

We must start avoid using the same kitchen utensils and cups coz our sisters are eating some unnecessary things outside 🫣

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10 Feb, 11:03

"Do not be afraid" appears many times in the Bible for a reason. Keep your faith in God and do not fear. Be blessed!
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10 Feb, 11:03

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 us 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 we 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

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02 Feb, 06:48

sorry i missed your call 8 months ago. is everything okay?🙂
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02 Feb, 04:31

I remember when my English language teacher in P.6 said I will never be good at English in my life, but look at me now. Anyway, nobody NOSE tomorrow.😞
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02 Feb, 04:30

My neighbour's wife was singing inside the bathroom and all of sudden she stopped singing. As a good neighbour I came out to peep and see what has happened to her because I was suspecting may be some KIDAWALLIME is telling her "Jaamu Empaale."

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02 Feb, 04:30

Egyptian women used to insert stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy.

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01 Feb, 06:47

These days I've been getting pimples in my face *Who the heck is licking my profile pic*?? ...(Could it be my soulmate)😂
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29 Jan, 04:27

POV: When you used the washroom at your in-law's place and just found out there's no water to flush the toilet😫😂
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25 Jan, 05:05

𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪

1: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙨
2: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙄 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙖 "𝙔𝙤𝙤"
3: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩
4: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 "𝙔𝙤𝙤" 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚😅

𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 13 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙤𝙬:

1: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚

2: 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 Telegram

3: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩

4: 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩

5: 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣

7: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡e𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 "𝙥" 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨

8: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩

9: 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛

10: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚

11: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 6

12: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 6

13: 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪

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22 Jan, 03:07

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19 Jan, 06:45

Of course you will wear Red on Valentines to match your boyfriend's red flag 🚩😂
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19 Jan, 06:40

In England 18th century, you could sell your wife at a fair.

Wife selling in England was a way of ending an unsatisfactory marriage, that probably began in the late 17th century, when divorce was a practical impossibility for all but the very wealthiest.

After parading his wife with a halter around her neck, arm, or waist, a husband would publicly auction her to the highest bidder.

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19 Jan, 06:36

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19 Jan, 06:05

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19 Jan, 06:05

That unexpected kiss during argument 🔥😓

I'm joking i saw it on tv😭
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19 Jan, 06:05

Me:"Please grow"
🗣️Ass:No
🗣️Hips:No
🗣️Forehead:Relax. i got your back
🗣️ Stomach:Me too I also got your back we're in this together 😭💔
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19 Jan, 06:04

Me on social media: I DONT CHASE NOBODY!

Me in text: why you being weird with me???😭😞
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19 Jan, 06:04

Its no longer an honor to meet a mans mama anymore, they lie along with their sons.😭
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19 Jan, 06:04

Marry me So your kids won't use emojis & filters to cover their faces.❤️😏
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19 Jan, 06:03

“so what do u do for fun?”

make bad decisions and then cry about it😪
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19 Jan, 06:03

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19 Jan, 06:03

Nowadays, even minding your own business makes people angry. People will just be angry at you for not wanting anything to do with them.🤦🏼‍♀️
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04 Jan, 00:18

𝗛𝗶💞𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆💞𝗵𝗼𝘄💞𝗶𝘀💞𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆💞𝗜💞𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲💞𝗶𝘀💞𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴💞𝘁𝗼💞?𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹💞𝘀𝗼💞𝗵𝗲💞𝗺𝗮𝘆💞𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹💞𝗵𝗶𝘀💞𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿💞𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲💞𝗮𝗻𝗱💞𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆💞𝘁𝗼💞?𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁💞𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁💞𝗮𝗻𝗱💞𝗮𝘀𝗸💞?𝘀𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿💞𝗶𝗳💞𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿💞𝗵𝗮𝘀💞?𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺💞𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿💞𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁💞?𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿💞ⁱˢ 💞ᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ💞ˢᵒᵒⁿ 💞_

_ᴰᵉᵃʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ💞💗⚘️
_ˡ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ, 💞
_ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ʷⁱˢʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ⁱⁿ ˡⁱᶠᵉ. 💞
#jk
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04 Jan, 00:17

👩🏻: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you
👨🏻‍🦱: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal💀
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04 Jan, 00:17

❤️‍🔥:Boy👳🏿:Marry me☺
Girl👩🏻:Do you have a flat🏡??
Boy👳🏿:No😪
Girl👩🏻: Do you have a camry car?🚗
Boy👳🏿:No😪
Girl👩🏻:How much is your salary?💵
Boy👳🏿:No salary but i...!
Girl :No but what...you have nothing,how can i marry you?,leave please before i open my eyes😤
Boy👳🏿:But i have one estate🏪3 landed
properties🏟🏟🏟in GRA,M3 Ferraris🚘🚘🚘,2 Porsche🚗🚗and 2G wagon😊.Why do i still need to buy camry🤷🏽♀️,how can i be paid💵when actually I'm the boss😏
Girl👩🏻:That's why i told you to leave,cause I'm coming to your house myself to propose to you♥️♥️
�
Don't stop reading I know if it was about god you will skip±
God:🙏Today I'm just missing my children😢
Satan:😈Which children?
God:🙏That one who is reading👇
Satan:😈Haha😹they will never miss thing like you☝😈
God:🙏They miss me too✌
Sat@n:😈They don't even love u💖❌
God:🙏Are you sure?😏
Sat@n:😈Yes They love me❤💖
God:🙏Let's see who is important in children💕
Sat@n:😈Let's see mine will scroll down without doing anything
#jk
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*God:🙏Mine they will like👍and follow the channel❤️*
AMEN🙏
>

Mode™

04 Jan, 00:16

SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, so he put poison on the nipple of his mom. The next day their driver died..😂😂💔
#meme
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31 Dec, 01:46

🔔🔉Mode™️ANNOUNCEMENT🔔🔊

I announce with heavy heart about the death of our beloved friend and well known gentleman called Mr.2024. He survived with 12 wives,52 children and 365 grandchildren. Funeral arrangement will take place on Tuesday 31st December and he will be buried at exactly 11:59pm. For more information contact Pastor January on 2025!!!.

Happy New Year Mode™️🥳

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30 Dec, 06:47

Girls marry a man who is older than you so that by the time you're losing your beauty, he'll also be losing his eyesight.🥺
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30 Dec, 06:46

The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with, is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT.🥱🧐
#meme
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30 Dec, 06:46

Nobody
meanwhile on my wedding

Mom : who invited all those people(1.6K) 😲

Me : its me , we grew together on Telegram .😂😂
#jk
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30 Dec, 06:45

Being d_umped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see a black cat, you become emotional🐈‍⬛😫.
#jk
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29 Dec, 05:38

#maths
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24 Dec, 21:45

Merry Christmas 🎅❄️☃️🎁🎊

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24 Dec, 18:21

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24 Dec, 18:17

Do not judge a bra by it's cover, put your hands inside and discover 😂😂
#jk
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24 Dec, 18:16

Lipstick is made for girls with small lips, the girls with big lips can use roll-on😂👍🏾
#jk
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24 Dec, 18:16

Woman: i stay alone

A sensitive man: oh really? How do you manage? Are you working? How much is rent?

Cow: can can i come over!
😭😩
#meme
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24 Dec, 18:15

Nobody cheats like those girls with big boobs they think they have enough milk for everyone 😭😩
#jk
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24 Dec, 18:15

When a baby with no teeth bites your nipples, you slap him/her, but when a grown man with 32 teeth bites it, you beg him to continue. God is watching you.😂😂😂
#jk
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24 Dec, 10:31

#meme
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23 Dec, 06:51

JOKES

1. Photosynthesis is the process by which ugly girls manufacture cute pictures with iPhone in the presence of sunlight after applying makeup.🤣🤣🙆🙆🙄🙄💔

2. A small mistake in a relationship can change ur name from sweetheart to +256.......

Just be careful 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😁😁😁😁😁

3. If you never see ur period dont worry 😒😒 it could be network problem😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

4. Bae swear I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I'll be thinking about you in the plane.😃

5. Shaving private part is outdated. Boil hot water,pour it there and be removing the hair like chicken feather
😂

6. If you start paying bills, you will understand why the prodigal son went back to his father’s house💔🤣.

7. In the 10 commandments, some of you are only left with "do not murder".🤣🤣🤣

8. You are dating a married man and you are upset cuz he saved your name with engine oil 😀 are you not a service station ?
🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Yeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaa🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ who stoned me?

9. African guys are so wonderful. They can smell their armpit and decide Whether to bath or postpone it to the next day.
😀😀😀

10. Stop blaming alcohol influence when you hit your wife🙄🙄 why didn't the alcohol lead you to army barracks to slap a soldier 🤧🤕👅

11. Guys the best way to propose to a girl, Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say "Marry me or leave my boat 😤". Thank me later.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧

12. I think the woman who invented the phrase "All Men Are The Same"was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
😂😂😂
Wisdom won't kill me.

13. Incase you buy iphone 13 abeg dash me your iphone 12 I just say make i remind you 🤭☺️

Don't go without reacting 🙄❤️
#jokes
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23 Dec, 01:05

What have you achieved this year?

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18 Dec, 05:20

Join and share our WhatsApp channel using link below ❤️❤️

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18 Dec, 05:20

#meme
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16 Dec, 05:06

#meme
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15 Dec, 14:37

Join and share our WhatsApp channel using link below ❤️❤️

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15 Dec, 14:37

One day, Small Nyash will be trending like flat screens! So don't lose Hope 🌝
#jk
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11 Dec, 12:24

🌝 He calls you his Angel but only invites you to his place at night. Congratulations Angel of darkness 🌚
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11 Dec, 12:24

Sorry for not posting. My next door neighbor changed the Wi-Fi password 🤦
#meme
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08 Dec, 02:48

Join and share our WhatsApp channel using link below ❤️❤️

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15 Nov, 19:27

If You could go back when your teacher asked what do you want to be in life, what would u say?
#jk
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15 Nov, 10:27

Bees do not fly at night.

#Animals
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07 Nov, 02:56

There are no armed forces in Greenland and Iceland.

#Random
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07 Nov, 02:54

#meme
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30 Oct, 20:08

Ladies & Gentlemen, please let's learn to respect each other in this group. We can share jokes and all, but it's important that we maintain healthy boundaries. It is not good for brothers to seek to spoil my reputation, especially unprovoked.

*Who gave my contact details to Man Utd and said I have an interest in managing their club?*
@MODETELEGRAM

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28 Oct, 19:24

#meme
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22 Oct, 04:47

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaD9VA28vd1Fx8RgWo1M/165

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20 Oct, 17:09

I miss those babies i was born at the same hospital.... We cried that day. Lol
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20 Oct, 17:06

Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience. The first is being burned alive.

#Humans
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19 Oct, 09:55

We went from October 1st to October 19th in 19minutes 🌝

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19 Oct, 09:52

Continue skipping my posts without liking it. 🤌 That's how I will skip you food and drinks without giving you on my wedding day. 🫵 You will see.

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14 Oct, 20:00

That one person in this channel who never Reacts but reads everything. 😊

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14 Oct, 20:00

I use an android because Adam and Eve had an Apple and that didn’t work 😂
#meme
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13 Oct, 04:23

This bee🐝is bee🐝the bee🐝only bee🐝 way bee🐝to bee🐝keep bee🐝a bee🐝fool bee🐝busy bee🐝

Now read it again without bee 😂🤣

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13 Oct, 04:22

Describe your partner with an emoji 🌝

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11 Oct, 12:21

#meme
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11 Oct, 12:19

#meme
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10 Oct, 17:47

#meme
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07 Oct, 23:11

#meme
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07 Oct, 01:01

#meme
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06 Oct, 00:59

#meme
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