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How to go to hell in every religion

#Christianity #Islam #Hinduism #Buddhism #Judaism

Blessed Sun's Day, friends.

Did you know that the famous film "The Passion of the Christ" features a scene where a mysterious character appears holding a baby, while Jesus is physically punished?

The scene is somewhat spooky even though the mysterious character doesn't say a word, and the weird baby's appearance leaves much to think about.

But the scene has a meaning that few were able to understand: It turns out that Jesus Christ is being whipped and Satan appears with "a baby" to show Jesus that even "The Devil" cares for his son, while God allows him to be cruelly humiliated.

The one carrying the old Child is Lucifer and has an androgynous appearance, since angels have no gender.

#Film #Christianity #Satanism #Angelology

This scene lowkey scared the shit out of me when I was a kid 😅

#Meme

Happy New Year, everyone!

New Year's Day on Woden's Day (Wednesday)! What a great start!
May the wisdom, magic, and inspiration of Odin guide us through this new year.🧙‍♂

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👏 God 👏 Is 👏 A 👏 Lesbian 👏

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Biblically accurate chill guy

Dear friends of the channel,

We would like to make a quick note that, as per the poem A Visit From St Nicholas, Santa Claus himself is also a member of the fair folk, and also employs other such members of his brethren into the task of building gifts to be distributed on the 24th of this December. We can make no moral standings on the ethics of children or adults entering into a and mailing off a written pact with one of the fae, exchanging gifts for food such as but not limited to milk and cookies, but we would offer a word of caution concerning such matters, especially as said member of the good folk does concern himself with the naughtiness or niceness of said pact-maker and may play a trick of granting coal instead of the aforementioned gift. If you do not wish to have such an individual entering your premise during the Witching Hour upon said 24th of December, we do recommend the use of salt, horseshoes, and a locked door / chimney flute amongst other folk wards against the good people.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

And with the Witching Hour at hand, autumn turns to yuletide.

Luce also practices Catholic folk magic. Pope Francis told me himself.

In response to naziposters seething in the comments, it has been decided to continue the Luceposting.

We should test this.

Got these from @notadhd

Who here has a bingo?

Also an almost almighty god's only weakness being weak bowels sounds funny as heck

I CAST
SHIT YOURSELF

the lack of poop updates is not poop related, i just got enough adhd to be immune to divine curses apparently. i looked at a screen 15 seconds and forgot i was dying for two hours

that said, it is pooping time now. i conquered heavens and hells but im still slightly poopbound to this mortal plane

Alright which of you is this

Clown
The king controls a legion of 30 spirits. He teaches stupid arts and teaches mathematics.

12345, activates Clown Chakra 🤡

Yes, this is the only correct way, I will take no critics

but they wrote 41452

You best believe we're hopping on the Luce meme train

H.C Agrippa? how 'bout you Agrippa this dick.

Hey guys, unfortunately someone gained access to one of our old bots and used it to send links to a few of you - please ignore them.

The compromised bot has been deleted. Hopefully the same thing doesn't happen to the current bot we are using [ @MythInformationbot ], if you've sent a message to it before and recieved no reply please resend :)

P.s Maybe don't use @livegrambot to make bots unless you are desperate like me 😅, It exposed my bot token

Sorry for the inconvenience

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trans rites

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Please begin standard precautionary measures. At this time JDDM suggests turning on spirit bunkers for one hour each evening up until the Opening.

Do not look at the orb.
Do not look at the orb.
Do not look at the orb.

Who up pondering they orb? #JohnDeesAfterDark

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