Conspiracy Cowboy

Mfw listening to La La Land soundtrack

Mfw I watched La La Land pretending it didn’t fuck me up

Mfs when they jus about done wit da bs fr

Money isn’t the root of all evil, stupidity is.

Happy Independence Day. Fuck British people.

Demonic possession is absolutely real.

Cowards make me sick. SICK, I TELL YOU, SICK!

Humble yourself or be humbled.

Protestants are fucking retards.

At the heart of every great conspiracy theory is the simplest possible explanation.

People enjoy a good conspiracy theory, but get mad when you ruin the ending for them.

It’s like children in a maze: a few adults waiting in the center while everyone else is having fun just running around.

Conspiracy theories generally all boil down to about three words.

Protestants are retards